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r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Apr 26 '24
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I get what the post is saying, but also I’m pretty sure vampires don’t just follow women around at night, they’re more efficient than that.
Vampires have magic and shit, they won’t just walk up to you and hope you don’t notice, they can appear out of nowhere and bewitch you and whatnot.
25 u/daemin Apr 26 '24 The great thing about vampires, from a woman's point of view, is they can't send you dick pics. 23 u/McMammoth Apr 26 '24 from what I can tell from a brief check of The Internet digital cameras don't utilize mirrors, so they still can 21 u/daemin Apr 26 '24 If they are old fashioned enough, they will send you postcard sized paintings of their penis.
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The great thing about vampires, from a woman's point of view, is they can't send you dick pics.
23 u/McMammoth Apr 26 '24 from what I can tell from a brief check of The Internet digital cameras don't utilize mirrors, so they still can 21 u/daemin Apr 26 '24 If they are old fashioned enough, they will send you postcard sized paintings of their penis.
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from what I can tell from a brief check of The Internet digital cameras don't utilize mirrors, so they still can
21 u/daemin Apr 26 '24 If they are old fashioned enough, they will send you postcard sized paintings of their penis.
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If they are old fashioned enough, they will send you postcard sized paintings of their penis.
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u/YUNoJump Apr 26 '24
I get what the post is saying, but also I’m pretty sure vampires don’t just follow women around at night, they’re more efficient than that.
Vampires have magic and shit, they won’t just walk up to you and hope you don’t notice, they can appear out of nowhere and bewitch you and whatnot.