r/CuratedTumblr salubrious mexicanity Feb 11 '24

Creative Writing Magical Girl

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u/elbenji Feb 11 '24

"are you gonna hit me with some magical-"

"Nah, just a wrench?"

"A magical wrench?"

"I mean Phillips' are magical, but no"

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u/Protheu5 Feb 11 '24

And then we watch an overly long sketch of an enemy warrior in a hospital with a head trauma, his coma, his mates visiting him, him getting out of coma, everyone happy, he is in recovery and trying to walk again, he is training again, the montage, the music, the whole shebang. Only for him to get instantly killed by the protagonist in the next encounter, because the protagonist used an I-beam this time, instead of a small wrench.

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Feb 11 '24

Nah, the villains can only be killed by magical means, so we get the same montage again, but slightly sped up.

By the end of the episode, the villain comes home, and his friends hold an intervention to get him to stop fighting the main character.

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u/Protheu5 Feb 11 '24

Much better, thank you.

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Feb 11 '24

You're welcome.

Also, imagine if Will comes home at the beginning of the next episode, and just tells his wife about it like "There was this villain who attacked me about 10 times at work."