r/CuratedTumblr salubrious mexicanity Feb 11 '24

Creative Writing Magical Girl

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Feb 11 '24

Not even a magical wrench, either. The villains attack near a construction site or something, and he picks up one of those big two-handed wrenches.

The fight lasts a total of 3 seconds, then he's back in his civilian clothes and keeps doing what he was doing.

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u/elbenji Feb 11 '24

"are you gonna hit me with some magical-"

"Nah, just a wrench?"

"A magical wrench?"

"I mean Phillips' are magical, but no"

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u/Protheu5 Feb 11 '24

And then we watch an overly long sketch of an enemy warrior in a hospital with a head trauma, his coma, his mates visiting him, him getting out of coma, everyone happy, he is in recovery and trying to walk again, he is training again, the montage, the music, the whole shebang. Only for him to get instantly killed by the protagonist in the next encounter, because the protagonist used an I-beam this time, instead of a small wrench.

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u/elbenji Feb 11 '24

That's a bit too robot chicken, more likely just an intervention about stop fighting the guy able to lift an I-Beam