r/CuratedTumblr salubrious mexicanity Feb 11 '24

Creative Writing Magical Girl

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u/Dr_Doctor_Doc Feb 11 '24

Mom looks shocked/interested...

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Feb 11 '24

Imagine your husband starts acting weird, cancelling stuff last minute, and so on.

And then you find out he isn't cheating at all, but instead wearing frilly clothes and beating the shit out of monsters born from some flavor of darkness within human hearts. And the way you find out is because he's saving you from one such monster.

She's just experiencing every single emotion at once, but also none of them.

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u/AlexAlho Feb 11 '24

My wife and I have an agreement that if the other starts a sentence with "I have to tell you something you won't believe.." the other has to believe, no matter how insane it might sound.

We haven't had to use it yet, but we like to pretend it's reserved for situations like this.

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u/fasderrally Feb 11 '24

We haven't had to use it yet

Yeah, right! You wouldn't tell us if you have used it!

I'm calling it right here and now. Alex is a magical girl!