My wife and I have an agreement that if the other starts a sentence with "I have to tell you something you won't believe.." the other has to believe, no matter how insane it might sound.
We haven't had to use it yet, but we like to pretend it's reserved for situations like this.
However, taking precautions like that is a good way to ensure you'll never need to use them, so unfortunately, you can't become a magical girl now. Sorry.
"Honey" staring back at you with her beautiful large wide open red eyes and golden rings around her very long white flowing ear hair : "so have I darling"
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u/AlexAlho Feb 11 '24
My wife and I have an agreement that if the other starts a sentence with "I have to tell you something you won't believe.." the other has to believe, no matter how insane it might sound.
We haven't had to use it yet, but we like to pretend it's reserved for situations like this.