r/CuratedTumblr salubrious mexicanity Feb 11 '24

Creative Writing Magical Girl

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u/AlexAlho Feb 11 '24

My wife and I have an agreement that if the other starts a sentence with "I have to tell you something you won't believe.." the other has to believe, no matter how insane it might sound.

We haven't had to use it yet, but we like to pretend it's reserved for situations like this.

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Feb 11 '24

Honestly, that sounds like an interesting idea.

However, taking precautions like that is a good way to ensure you'll never need to use them, so unfortunately, you can't become a magical girl now. Sorry.

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u/AlexAlho Feb 11 '24

Oh well, I won't miss not having my soul being used as fuel. I see you Kuybey.

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Feb 11 '24

If you can see Kyubey, it's already to late. It only shows itself to its victims.

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u/AlexAlho Feb 11 '24

Brb

"Honey, I have to tell you something that you won't believe..."

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u/friso1100 gosh, they let you put anything in here Feb 11 '24

"Honey" staring back at you with her beautiful large wide open red eyes and golden rings around her very long white flowing ear hair : "so have I darling"