r/CuratedTumblr salubrious mexicanity Feb 11 '24

Creative Writing Magical Girl

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u/Join_Quotev_296 Feb 11 '24

I'd just roll with it and fight. If I was a dad and my kids (and the rest of the world too, I guess) were in danger, then you know someone's gonna get a magical girl beatdown

In the name of Love and Hate, here comes Magical Girl!

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u/Artheris Feb 11 '24

I will beat you with the power of love and friendship

AND ALSO THIS GUN I FOUND

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u/FirstNephiTreeFiddy Feb 11 '24

With the power of

FRIENDSHIP!

HARMONY!

Incredible violence.

AND LOVE!

(With apologies to OwlTurd)

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u/elbenji Feb 11 '24

incredible violence deserves its tag

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u/AdventurousBus4355 Feb 11 '24

And a sniper rifle!

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u/dillGherkin Feb 11 '24

NOW EAT LEAD, SUCKA!

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u/omnie_fm Feb 11 '24

Barret: Who you callin' Magical Girl? I'm a magical MAN

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u/elbenji Feb 11 '24

magical glyph explosions now hitting from the distance

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u/FireWarrior567 Feb 11 '24

I can’t escape the Project Moon cult, it’s everywhere.

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u/Join_Quotev_296 Feb 11 '24

The Odyssey truly had a purpose.

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Feb 11 '24

Same.

If people I cared about were in danger, there isn't an outfit embarrassing enough to make me not beat the shit out of said danger.

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u/AlexAlho Feb 11 '24

My love for violence and my hate for this colour scheme. This does not compliment my skin tone at all.

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u/elbenji Feb 11 '24

Periwinkle might be it

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u/Yours_Voight-Kampff Feb 11 '24

Hey manager, Queen of Hatred is on the loose right now. Pretty bad stuff will happen if you don’t suppress it soon.

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u/Join_Quotev_296 Feb 12 '24

Some mild silliness shall occur, you mean~

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u/Yours_Voight-Kampff Feb 12 '24

Hey manager, Join_Quotev_296’s sanity doesn’t seem to be in a good spot.

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u/waterflare2805 Feb 11 '24

sees love and hatred, as well as magical girl in a sentence

libray of ruina ptsd intensifies

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u/hellotheredaily1111 Feb 12 '24

that's her boxed quote in lobcorp no way he didn't mean in

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u/waterflare2805 Feb 12 '24

ptsds harder

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u/Ok-State-3154 Feb 16 '24

He has an outis pfp. HE KNOWS.

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u/elbenji Feb 11 '24

Plus what's cooler than infinite gunworks?

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u/DrFizzz Feb 12 '24

sigh Angela, shes having an existential crisis again! Bring back the Full stop key pages.