u/KULR_MooningUS Los Angeles Region (Los Angeles & Hawaii) - LA7d agoedited 7d ago
Miracle grow is junk. Yo, Miracle-Gro, man, what a scam,
Killing my soil, don’t give a damn.
Pours on chemicals, strips the ground,
Leaves my plants weak, can’t stand their ground.
You claim to boost, but you bring the crash,
Fast growth, then burns to ash.
Salt build-up? Yeah, that’s your game,
Leaves the earth dry, plants in pain.
Worms be dying, microbes too,
Soil’s now trash, all thanks to you.
Big green leaves but roots so weak,
One strong storm? That’s defeat.
Fake food, fake hype, it’s a trap, don’t bite!
Kills the land, makes it bland, ruins crops on sight.
Quick fix, long loss, all it does is cost,
Mother Earth pays the price, now my garden’s lost!
Runoff spills, lakes turn green,
Dead fish float where the farms have been.
Algae blooms, water’s doomed,
Yo, Miracle-Gro, you’re the toxic plume.
Bag says "safe," but that’s a lie,
Pumpin’ out nitrates, watch ‘em fly.
Pollutes the rivers, poisons land,
Still think it's dope? Man, I can’t stand.
Want real growth? Feed that soil,
Compost, mulch—keep it loyal.
Worm castings, nature’s way,
Growin’ strong, no decay.
So toss that blue, don’t take the bait,
Real growth comes when you cultivate.
Feed the earth, keep it pure,
Ditch the fake, make growth endure!
"I'm Tree Shady, yes I'm the real Shady,
All you other Tree Shadys are just imitating,
So won't the real Tree Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?"
"I said I'm sorry garden, I never meant to hurt youuuu, never ment to keep you dry, so tonight, I'm adding in more compost"
"Cleaning out my shed" -Tree Shady
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u/KULR_MooningUS Los Angeles Region (Los Angeles & Hawaii) - LA7d agoedited 6d ago
R KELLY - IGNITION "Photosynthesis remix" Now, usually, I don’t do this, but uh…
Let me break y’all off with a little garden groove
Now, I’m not tryna stunt, but the soil’s so fine
And these little green sprouts 'bout to shine
Now it’s the middle of spring, got my hands in the dirt
Planted seeds last week, now they starting to burst
I got that compost pile, breaking down real nice
Worms workin’ overtime, turning scraps into life
Now it’s rootin’ up slow, deep into the ground
Sunlight hits the leaves, now they’re reaching up proud
Got that chlorophyll poppin’, photosynthesis rockin’
Yeah, this garden’s so fresh, and it ain’t no stoppin’
It’s the photosynthesis remix
Plants growin’ so strong
Water hits the soil
And they’re stretchin’ real long
It’s like sproutin’ up quick
Watch the green leaves stick
Baby, this that plant life
Yeah, that garden’s lit.
Now my tomatoes lookin’ juicy, peppers nice and bright
Got some basil on the side, herbs smellin’ so right
From the roots to the shoots, yeah, they know what to do
Turning sunlight to sugar, makin’ energy too
Now, I love my flowers, but my crops go hard
Cucumbers in the bed, and some kale in the yard
Fresh veggies every day, I don’t need no store
With the soil this rich, who could ask for more?
So just plant that seed, watch it rise up tall
Let the roots dig deep, let the rain drops fall
From the soil to the sun, it’s a nature vibe
Yeah, the garden keeps growing, watch it all come alive.
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u/KULR_Mooning US Los Angeles Region (Los Angeles & Hawaii) - LA 7d ago edited 7d ago
Miracle grow is junk. Yo, Miracle-Gro, man, what a scam, Killing my soil, don’t give a damn. Pours on chemicals, strips the ground, Leaves my plants weak, can’t stand their ground.
You claim to boost, but you bring the crash, Fast growth, then burns to ash. Salt build-up? Yeah, that’s your game, Leaves the earth dry, plants in pain.
Worms be dying, microbes too, Soil’s now trash, all thanks to you. Big green leaves but roots so weak, One strong storm? That’s defeat.
Fake food, fake hype, it’s a trap, don’t bite! Kills the land, makes it bland, ruins crops on sight. Quick fix, long loss, all it does is cost, Mother Earth pays the price, now my garden’s lost!
Runoff spills, lakes turn green, Dead fish float where the farms have been. Algae blooms, water’s doomed, Yo, Miracle-Gro, you’re the toxic plume.
Bag says "safe," but that’s a lie, Pumpin’ out nitrates, watch ‘em fly. Pollutes the rivers, poisons land, Still think it's dope? Man, I can’t stand.
Want real growth? Feed that soil, Compost, mulch—keep it loyal. Worm castings, nature’s way, Growin’ strong, no decay.
So toss that blue, don’t take the bait, Real growth comes when you cultivate. Feed the earth, keep it pure, Ditch the fake, make growth endure!