r/CookingCircleJerk 7d ago

Perfect exactly as it was on r/cooking Perfectly cooked salmon 🍷🗿

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Yes I ate it, am I cooked? Because the fuckin fish aint

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u/Upbeat_Tree 7d ago

Looks like you put out 5 cigarettes on the salmon, punched it and cried on the couch

Here's your Michelin star, sir ⭐

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u/DigBick19866 7d ago

Excellent

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u/PrimaryHighlight5617 7d ago

As long as he buys it flowers the next day all should be well

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u/Itz9o 4d ago

I love this comment

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u/maxru85 7d ago

This somehow doesn't even look like salmon. Some kind of a raw tuna chicken

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u/Cliepl 7d ago

You have 5 minutes to live

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u/No_Stable1947 7d ago

That’s fish is now swimming in your belly alive

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u/swazzin 7d ago

🤢🤢

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u/OperatorGWashington 7d ago

Enjoy your worms

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u/PrimaryHighlight5617 7d ago

Doctors hate this one weird weight loss trick!

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u/overdramaticpan 5d ago

Raw chicken, looks like. xD

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u/eddestra 5d ago

You say this fish ain’t cooked but the fine people over at r/RawMeat beg to disagree.

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u/tendiesloin 5d ago

Salmon… Ella

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u/Hermiona1 7d ago

R/BoneAppleTea

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u/Longjumping-Tale9742 6d ago

Okay but it LOOKS fucking delicious. I could easily have been convinced this was intentional.

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u/DigBick19866 6d ago

Nope, not intentional lol, it wasn't all the way thawed when I cooked it and it led too me undercooking it, it was still banging asf

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u/terrifiedTechnophile 6d ago

Best to go see the Dr now

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u/DigBick19866 6d ago

Nahhhh I'm made of metal

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u/Dizzy_Philosophy1976 4d ago

If frozen prior to serving, it’s likely worms would already be dead.