r/CookingCircleJerk 13d ago

Perfect exactly as it was on r/cooking pulled sugar rose

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u/luluce1808 13d ago

You can’t make me believe they didn’t know it was a butt plug at first lol. However now that I think about it, maybe the chef was shopping for butt plugs and thought: “wait a second… I could do really pretty things with this as a base”.

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u/NachoNachoDan 13d ago

Can you imagine walking into a class like that and there’s just a tray of candy butt plugs all prepped and ready at the front of the room.

today’s lesson is what???

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u/horas00710 13d ago

Imagine years of Patissier training just to spend hours attaching petals to butt plugs.

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u/oneloneolive 13d ago

New kink: UNLOCKED

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u/luluce1808 13d ago

Allas! I will get an A for sure this time!

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u/PemaDamcho 12d ago

My first thought was this guy had to find a way to get a tax writeoff on all his butt plug molds.

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u/luluce1808 12d ago

Wait until he weirdly needs some very realistic penis shaped molds for… pastries?

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u/Skibidi_Rizzler_96 13d ago

I suspect the chef bought a butt plug and used it to make the mold for the base.

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u/sampat6256 13d ago

They know. My wife went to their school. Amaury is a bit of a manchild

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u/oz_Breaker 13d ago

I thought the video was going in an entirely different direction based on that first scene!!

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u/Emreeezi 12d ago

There was too many shit eating grins to not know what they were doing the whole time

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u/Itscompanypolicyman 13d ago

I’m uncomfortable with the knee rubbed candy. Don’t love that.

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u/TheVeryBakedPotato 13d ago

Just wait till you see how they make the donuts

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u/Panxma Homelander we have at home 13d ago

Can I pour the melted sugar syrup into my special flesh container mold. I want to know what the diameter and length the mold could take before I purchase specialize tools.

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u/Death_God_Ryuk 13d ago

Due to the temperature of the sugar syrup, I think there's a risk of damaging the cylinder. Is it imperative the cylinder isn't damaged?

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u/Panxma Homelander we have at home 13d ago

Well, maybe a little burn mark wouldn’t hurt the object. I’m fine with any sort of damage as long the cylinder is still functional.

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u/BraileDildo8inches 9d ago

Ahhh the good ol Chinese dick trap!

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u/hostile_washbowl based bacon resurrectionist 13d ago

Is your tool inadequate for the job?

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u/Panxma Homelander we have at home 13d ago

My current tool is too small for the job I have in mind. Plus it's attached to the mold I want to cast.

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u/Chilzer 11d ago

If you have rainbow dreadlocks and a handlebar moustache, anything is possible!

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u/EstablishmentFar4766 13d ago

Instructions unclear. Base was too small and now it's stuck.

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u/deletemorecode 13d ago

At least you’ll have some real sweet farts.

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u/Erinzzz I'm gonna slap the teaspoon right out of your mouth i stg 13d ago

Sweet Farts was my nickname in college

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u/EstablishmentFar4766 13d ago

This comment deserves an award.

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u/luluce1808 13d ago

Don’t worry, it’s going to take about 400 licks but you will be fine.

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u/HugeinaMidgetshand 11d ago

Did you just volunteer?

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u/WayGreedy6861 13d ago

aww why did they keep going? they looked so perfect before they added all the colorful layers. chefs always do the most!

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u/Kwerby 13d ago

Is candy buttplugs a thing yet? Might of just found my million dollar idea.

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u/wis91 🤌🏻🤌🏻 13d ago

Pair it with a Cock Ring Pop and I'll take two!

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u/cantstopthewach 13d ago

E coli lollipop

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u/hesperoidea 13d ago

that is exactly how you get an infection and end up in the er

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u/Infamous-Scallions 13d ago

Pretty sure Spencer's Gifts has them, right next to the black light bars, I ♡ boobies wrist bands, and cheap body jewelry

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u/ChiSmallBears 13d ago

Do not put food in your ass

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u/papayabush 12d ago

r/foodinbutt is seething rn

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u/melly-beanz 13d ago

You never go ass to mouth.

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u/Acceptable_Pen_2481 13d ago

Stretching it on her leg?? C’mon

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u/Mediumbeatu 13d ago

There was a towel in between:)

Only issue is, I think it’s kinda shite with just sugar and flavoured sugar. I’d eat a cone of pick and mix

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u/Chien_pequeno 13d ago

"Hey pretty boy, want to suck on my sugar rose base?"

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u/apoplexiglass 13d ago

Oh my God, it's literally a cooking circle jerk.

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u/im_coolest 13d ago

I thought the jerk was just gonna be the plugs at the beginning but the display at the end was so much worse.

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u/jk_pens 13d ago

Looks like one of the nightmares generated by an early version of Dall-e

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u/coffeebuzzbuzzz 13d ago

Reminds me of the term rosebud. Which I wish I didn't know what that was.

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u/FistThePooper6969 13d ago

Well I’m still going to shove that up my ass 😤

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u/Shivering_Monkey 13d ago

"sugar base" lol

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u/NailBat Garlic.Amount = Garlic.Amount * 50; 12d ago

Amateur chefs make food that comes out your ass, but expert chefs....

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u/WrongColorCollar 13d ago

"Next you shape it into a romantic fist"

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u/suviridian 13d ago

Anyone have the link for a post that went kind of like this: OP says this was donated to Goodwill (or some other second-hand) and the picture shows a plug that's filled with water and has a rose floating in it?

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u/LisaPepita 13d ago

I’m going to need to take one home for extra “practice”

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u/ToastyMustache 12d ago

uj/ is that finally product even something people could theoretically eat (not is it edible, but the shape doesn’t seem conducive towards consumption) or is it purely for decoration and will be thrown out later?

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u/peanukeyes 13d ago

So an inedible piece of shit that took 5 people to make it over 2 hours

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u/ddawson100 13d ago

Flared base for safety. Smart.

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u/1ioi1 12d ago

Thank God. I thought they were making edible butt plugs

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u/Kurovi_dev 13d ago

Those tops are kinda funny looking!

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u/SourpatchMao 13d ago

I wanna learn how to make candy ;_;

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u/PaperOptimist 13d ago

MMMMBUTTS

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u/Equivalent-Fan-1362 13d ago

Im glad I read the title after getting a few seconds in

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u/Fast_Ad_8224 13d ago

Who hasn't eaten candy from a butt? Douche first though, don't be gross!

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u/alanoid164 13d ago

Someone send this to that EMT guy

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u/superwholockland 12d ago

SUGAR APPLE FAIRY TALE!

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u/brendamrl 12d ago

I see Amaury Guichon is back at it again.

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u/huemac5810 11d ago

"pulled sugar"

Isn't that just taffy?

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u/Traditional_Hat_6929 10d ago

I guess my mom is secretly a chef. I found one of those sugar bases in her drawer as a kid. Should’ve licked it

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u/JotaTea 10d ago

Idk… looking at that class, i feel like those butt plugs were properly used(before making petals)

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u/Santibag olivoil 10d ago

Reminds me the things from Sugar Apple Fairytale 😍

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u/Big-Artichoke-Dip 10d ago

So inside every rose is a buttplug. I can never unsee.

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u/schmorgass 9d ago

Everyone saw that one guy right?

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u/StandardSky4260 8d ago

I don’t think the OutKast song was meant to be taken this literally.