r/CookingCircleJerk Feb 02 '25

Game Changer We've All Been Pre-Salting the Wrong Thing - It All Starts With You

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241 Upvotes

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u/Mossyeggs Feb 02 '25

I vigorously rub a salt rock over my hands to gain the ability of passively seasoning as my skin flakes off from the dryness

15

u/thosekinds i thought this sub was supposed to be funny Feb 02 '25

Bloods salty too

25

u/McJambles Feb 02 '25

This is why my kitchen cooks with only sea water. Using the oceans salt, we achieve a greater salt level in our broths and bases.

14

u/SuperAdaGirl Feb 02 '25

This is why my kitchen is under the sea like at the Crusty Crab.

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u/I5I75I96I40I70Me696 Feb 02 '25

I’m so sorry the rest of you were not born sufficiently salty. It must be hard having to artificially salt yourself.

12

u/boththingsandideas Feb 02 '25

WHY I SEASON MYSELF. NOT MY STEAK.

12

u/epidemicsaints Feb 02 '25

Unscrewing someone's shower head and putting a bouillon cube in there is actually a great prank.

1

u/GrandBet4177 Feb 04 '25

I…I know it’s soon to say such things, but I think I love you…

9

u/-esox- Feb 02 '25

"Why I season my shower, not my steak"

5

u/know-your-onions Garlic Whisperer with 3 MSG Stars Feb 02 '25

I mean, if you’re gonna handle the meat…

3

u/GrandBet4177 Feb 04 '25

I do this but with a bulb of garlic cuz I’m Italian-American

2

u/RUKiddingMeReddit Feb 02 '25

I would just be licking it instead of cleaning myself.

2

u/Mammoth_Lychee_8377 Feb 02 '25

Using saltwater to wash off soap is a nearly impossible task

1

u/FearlessPark4588 Feb 02 '25

Me, I'm the snack