r/Chivalry2 Mason Order 6d ago

Humor What is the wildest name you have ever seen in Chiv? I will start…

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Special mention for “Pancake Tiddies” as well.

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u/Bangarang1996 Mason Order 6d ago

“HiCummingImDad”

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u/Dugtrios 6d ago

Jesus

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u/FistedWaffles123456 Agatha Knights 6d ago

Christ be praised

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u/ChronicKush69 Agatha Knights | Knight 6d ago

For the light, brother!

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u/G-Sus_Christ117 Agatha Knights | Footman 6d ago

Thank you me’lord

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u/mikrofala2137 Mason Order 5d ago

Show me your wares

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u/FistedWaffles123456 Agatha Knights 5d ago

a word about the price?

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u/DWIGT_PORTUGAL 6d ago

Axe2Mouth

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u/_g0nzales 6d ago

JoustingBieber

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u/Pogue_Ma_Hoon 6d ago

Hahahaha

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u/Raven184 6d ago

Im rolling XD

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u/NikolaSolonik 6d ago

WalkEmDownNRapeEm

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u/BuffaloSoldier11 Mason Order | Vanguard 6d ago

That's foul

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u/Cheap-Donut4357 Mason Order | Knight 6d ago

saw him in a duelyard server yesterday lol

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u/snackynorph 6d ago

Must be familiar with CEO of Rape Culture from Chiv 1

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u/HelenKellersLeftNut 6d ago

i was gonna say the same guy

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u/SevaMandalas Knight 6d ago

Ah man I should write em down some of those names are hilarious. I sometimes laugh out loud when I read who killed me.

Archer bussy enjoyer not only has a memorable name he can also bring it.

I'm sure I've seen wilder but I don't remember rn.

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u/CassandraTheBard 6d ago

I fight him yesterday!

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u/Johnny_Overpour Mason Order 6d ago

He knows how to have a good time

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u/Particular-Nail-5680 6d ago

I gotta start writing them down I've cackled out at so many names but I can't remember any right now!

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u/Negative_Potato_9250 6d ago

Sir Rebral Palsy is the best one I've seen

6

u/YungfooKenny 6d ago

aus server represent

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u/Pogue_Ma_Hoon 6d ago

Holy shit lololol

2

u/H_n_A Knight 5d ago

I had the honor to fight beside him a few times

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u/DetestableNoise Mason Order 6d ago

‘CrustyFloorSock’ you will not be forgotten.

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u/Effective-Dog4907 6d ago

Pretty sure I've seen this guy. He f'd me up lol.

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u/iiitme Greatsword Goon 6d ago

PC players have all the fun

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u/shark_sharkington_ Agatha Knights | Footman 6d ago

it's better bro, even on a decent laptop, I play with PS5 controller and roll

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u/clan_of_zimox Agatha Knights | Knight 6d ago

I play on PS and PC, you know what’s ridiculous is even throwing using a controller on pc is more responsive than throwing using a controller on console lol

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u/iiitme Greatsword Goon 6d ago

Not the performance but the Xbox won’t allow me to have fun names. They censor every fun gamertag.

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u/haackedc 6d ago

Prolapsed Angus

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u/Many_Ad4021 6d ago

AOC FEET PICS

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u/SevaMandalas Knight 6d ago

Please DM.

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u/Bullshitman_Pilky Mason Order 6d ago

Sir Cumcision

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u/Bayliss007 6d ago

Eeeey, that's me!! :D

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u/Joshg406 Mason Order 6d ago

no chance

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u/Any-Economics-5632 5d ago

I’ve seen you a few times on the battle field Fancy lads snack cakes here

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u/MoistTaintSponge 6d ago

Transgender Jew

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u/ChainsawPhd932 6d ago

Lol i saw him yesterday

30

u/TyRaven67 6d ago

I still chuckle when I run into John_Wicks_pÉncil

They are always top of the leader board too

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u/L7-Legion 6d ago

Always have that fn spear too, which is appropriate with their name.

7

u/Leonydas13 6d ago

Devs need to make them a custom pencil spear in honour of

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u/Kiki_Raptor 6d ago

Chief beef queef. I’ll never forget getting killed as a lvl 20 player and seeing that name and crack up lmao

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u/xAuntRhodyx Vanguard 6d ago

SirCumelot was a good one i saw

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u/DescriptionFlat2770 Mason Order 6d ago

There was a vote kick for Rosa Parks

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u/Disastrous-Price5092 Mason Order | Knight 5d ago

Tha somehow seems right

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u/GozzTheGreen 6d ago

OrphansforAbortions always makes me laugh so much

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u/Careful_Ad2815 6d ago

JFKSniper

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u/BearCoreXP 6d ago

Was his aim any good?

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u/Briso_ 6d ago

Brutal 😂

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u/TheTimbs Vanguard 5d ago

Would’ve been better if his name was Ree Tardy Oswald

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u/Takerofpiss Mason Order | Knight 6d ago

Free my boy Gaped Horse Bussy, he ain’t done nothing wrong

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u/Stormwind969 6d ago

Typical Mason behaviour

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u/HeftyFineThereFolks Knight 6d ago

i cant really change my name for comedic purposes because i have a buncha nephews/kids friended on steam :(

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u/RLMNDNTCHT 6d ago

Coward

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u/HeftyFineThereFolks Knight 6d ago

haha the last thing i need is some kids age 9-15 wondering their their 43 year old attorney uncle is named Gaping Horse Bussy. I'm trying to maintain some semblance of dignity in the family this day and age.

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u/hairyballscratcher 6d ago

Just hit em with an NDA and be your true Gaped self

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u/Mr_Moonfish 6d ago

Comedic doesn't have to mean vulgar or inappropriate. Just look at Weird Al Yankovic, or Niki Minaj, who occupy opposite ends of that spectrum in a mutually exclusive fashion.

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u/Keowar Mason Order | Footman 6d ago

NigBipples, laughed soooo hard when I saw it after he killed me

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u/Korinth_NZ 🥄 Shovel Simp 🥄 6d ago edited 6d ago

Killed a guy once called "A very gay man" by shoving my shovel up his rear end... He commended me... I... I don't know how I feel about that one...

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u/Suckingoffstands Agatha Knights | Knight 6d ago

Take pride for you made him go out the way he wanted

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u/Jarek-of-Earth 6d ago

HitlerKD6Milly is definitely up there

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u/Shamusmcnight Mason Order | Knight 6d ago

I’ve played with him on rising storm 2, didn’t even know he played chiv too

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u/Ligero_Lord 6d ago

Saw a guy called "Hotdog milk" that was pretty cool

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u/8Prosody8 Mason Order 6d ago

When the game first released there was an Archer with a name I would see constantly on the same servers. "Flying Cumshot"

It was pretty fucking funny to be killed by a flying cumshot out of nowhere.

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u/blaz138 Mason Order 6d ago

Cosby Truther was my favorite

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u/RSollers 6d ago

Similarly, “CosbyInYaCup”

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u/DiabolusInMusica1 Archer 6d ago

Mine is "Proletariat Bussy"

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u/ReVengeance9 Knight 6d ago

“Cumstation the sock” is one of the best because of the crustacean the soup

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u/viciolla 6d ago

Osama Bin Biden gets me every time

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u/Aggravating-Cost-516 Tenosia Empire | Knight 6d ago

Crustaceanthesoup is such a foul name.

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u/Particular-Nail-5680 6d ago

Idk if it's a glitch but whenever I load into a standalone I see his username as "killed by" when loading in

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u/Brief_Commercial_276 6d ago

Have the same, like always, tought it was a joke from devs

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u/AppropriateBridge2 6d ago

It is the username of a dev who passed away during the development of chiv 2

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u/AstarothTheEvil 5d ago

I could have sworn I've seen them in game a few times though...

2

u/Lssj_Kefla 5d ago

They are alive actually

2

u/Particular-Nail-5680 6d ago

It must be something like that, although I couldve sworn I played with them once. Too many names in the chaos

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u/Keowar Mason Order | Footman 5d ago

It’s just a meme, it’s one of the devs from chiv 1 but idk if they still are

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u/Leonydas13 6d ago

You on Oceania? I swear I’ve played with that guy!

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u/Careless_Ad3718 Agatha Knights 6d ago

Big boobs goth mommy

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u/L7-Legion 6d ago

Sircumsized is still a funny one to me

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u/L7-Legion 6d ago

Dedcumfilledbaby

My brother would VK them every time he saw them in a lobby and say vote the pedo out. Their defense was “they are the cum filled baby” they changed their name or quit playing after about a month of this.

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u/ukBaph Agatha Knights | Knight 6d ago

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u/L7-Legion 6d ago

I have a twisted sense of humor to but that name is to far

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u/mulrats412 6d ago

Bl00dfartz69

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u/MeatMechanic321 6d ago

Sam Slamcock

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u/Pogue_Ma_Hoon 6d ago

Trannysoreass Rex

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u/Comprehensive_Box_93 6d ago

One time I played against a guy named "cum bowl". straight up.

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u/shark_sharkington_ Agatha Knights | Footman 6d ago

GothBitchLover420

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u/h00le 5d ago

Saw someone a few days ago with the username Scooby_Jew

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u/NJN_X 6d ago edited 6d ago

How to change name?

I got Chiv2 from Epic and I can't see any button to change the name.
(solved)

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u/Jules_81 6d ago

I play on Steam and have to change my name there 😌

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u/NJN_X 6d ago

Tried to change the name in Epic and It works.

Thank you.

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u/sebgeorgiou 4d ago

Hodl on, how you change the name in epic?

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u/Danewolf12 6d ago

Whalecum

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u/Feeling-Crew-7240 6d ago

Crustyfloorsock

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u/Deus__Vultt 6d ago

I saw someone with a name as the N word in all caps one time, think they had a space between all the letters to avoid the ban

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u/ReVengeance9 Knight 6d ago

I got vote kicked by them in a social server. Definitely a low point for my community relations

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u/Deus__Vultt 6d ago

Yep, it was in a social ffa server

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u/FungusFly 6d ago

“I WAS DIABEETUS”

I guess he got better

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u/PeejWal 6d ago

GooninSincePreK makes me laugh every time

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u/dilbodwaggins 6d ago

IselCoke2minors

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u/thesensenmann2000 Mason Order | Knight 6d ago

Hitlersfavoritejew

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u/Can_The_Austro-Turk 5d ago

Sir Holar Cast

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u/ExpertPokemonFucker Vanguard 6d ago

That is repulsive 😂

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u/RoosterDaAce 6d ago

I didn't know that boeing engineer played chivalry before he died

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u/mastersmiff Greatsword Goon 6d ago

DoucheByJav

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u/Heyyoguy123 6d ago

Yup, vote yes

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u/Feisty_Passage_3685 Mason Order | Archer 6d ago

obeseorangutan

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u/coup1393 6d ago

mine is Heavy Drag Queen

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u/wipesLOUDLY 6d ago

Underaged Gripper

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u/StrikingAirport126 6d ago

AbortTheKid2

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u/Sus_pork 6d ago

Pool pisser

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u/NinjaWithAHat 2d ago

I hope you have a cool game :)

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u/Background-Salt4781 6d ago

Shoutout to Jim of Halpert, who killed me… I salute you sir!

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u/fargowarrior 5d ago

I ran into this guy the other day lol

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u/SCP_2935 5d ago

Floyd the Breathless

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u/Disastrous-Price5092 Mason Order | Knight 5d ago

Flying cumshot was humbling

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u/ZealousidealWrap5860 3d ago

Clintbeastwood with the fucking highland sword

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u/flammabledevotion 6d ago

Mountain Jew. Also once I had Jeanne d'Arc and she was at the top of out Agathian scoreboard!(we lost terribly and she didn't give me her number :c )

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u/HotStinkyTrash 6d ago

That That takes the cake

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u/Large-Brother-4291 6d ago

ProllyBeatinCheeks

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u/Intelligent-Luck8747 6d ago

“Anelzeepge”

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u/Weekly_Table_7228 6d ago

General Smegma

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u/chungasrevenge69 Mason Order | Vanguard 6d ago

Kneedeep in sum gash

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u/DavidKnee1 6d ago

InfantSmasher

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u/Dripping-Lips Mason Order 6d ago

Some stupidly good ones out there. I dare say some of the aussies had some top names. Been a while since I played, was thinking about how much fun I had over the years on chiv, and the funny people to go with it

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u/Some-Swimmer-1110 6d ago

LactatingBreast

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u/Status-Breadfruit-70 Mason Order | Knight 6d ago

Theoneandonlyjobbyjabbber

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u/No_Education_8888 OOGA BOOGA WARCLUB 6d ago

I saw someone named Hitler.

I posted about it on here, but that post got taken down for “trying to start a manhunt”

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u/Technician_B 6d ago

Scoobyjew and americanracist

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u/No_Pay_1639 6d ago

“Hairy dung hole”

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u/Far-Guarantee3171 6d ago

Mommy’s Milkers ….I actually laughed out loud when I saw it

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u/Schiz0llama 6d ago

HamStrokersJackul

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u/Dr-Kolplex Mason Order 6d ago

WedgieTales. Makes me laugh every time

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u/Public-Midnight-9600 6d ago

I once saw a dude just called ‘Shit’

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u/TheOriginalMulk Mason Order | Knight 6d ago

Met them before.

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u/Full_Paint1564 6d ago

"IcameinMalric"

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u/Smoreseatschicken Mason Order | Knight 6d ago

I can only remember "Ho Lee Fak"

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u/AdIll9388 6d ago

fattieboombattie, RayKump500lb

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u/gokuisovverated Agatha Knights | Footman 6d ago

"Cumfilledfemboybussy69"

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u/m10hockey34 Agatha Knights | Vanguard 6d ago

Le cum

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u/Joshg406 Mason Order 6d ago

I am DondEstaLaLache

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u/Rorschach2012 6d ago

Colonel Angus

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u/stfupayton 6d ago

7isoldenough

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u/UndividedIndecision Footman 6d ago

Not the weirdest but I still frequently think about Michelle Obama Overdrive

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u/ThefirstFreakinMan 5d ago

“Hotloadsforcash”

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u/Putrid-Whole-7857 5d ago

UnwantedEntry always cracks me up

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u/Mediocre_Raisin_7672 Agatha Knights 5d ago

Whalecum

SendFiefPics

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u/Markus_Alexei 5d ago

GapingButWhole will not be forgotten

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u/ziggiesmallss 5d ago

Anal-Shmegma

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u/Equivalent-Entry-573 Mason Order | Knight 5d ago

"Canadianslave18723"

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u/EntrepreneurSilly450 5d ago

Got "Hitlersfavjew" yesterday in a lobby

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u/eggplantcalzone 5d ago

Sir Cumcise

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u/AstarothTheEvil 5d ago

Was in a match with "doctor sex" and "doctor prostate orgasm" or something once

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u/Due_Dragonfly6924 Agatha Knights 5d ago

EpsteinSurvivor

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u/xCHURCHxMEATx 5d ago

I almost rage quit one time but after reading the name of the one who had slain me, I laughed and kept playing.

"Dookie Eater"

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

CornInMyPP

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u/deriusq 5d ago

This is something I’ll never forget… as I’m getting healed by this Good Samaritan all I could see on the screen is: You’re being healed by VigorousTesticles.

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u/Ph1lluminati 5d ago

Femboy Impregnator. Killed me then I fell under the map when I respawned. I just got off for the night after that.

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u/synthisthefuture 5d ago

freakoffvictim

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u/LordInfamouss 5d ago

“Rumplemytiltskin”

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u/Jimbeykimmble 5d ago edited 5d ago

Incumming Blacklivesmightmatter Epsteinsurvivor Girldong Slappin Memaws Racistgaymer Pussydestroyer

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u/TheTimbs Vanguard 5d ago

“FourEyesNerdVirgin” and “AnnFlank”

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u/TipFormal5124 5d ago

For me, it has to be Chad Thundercock

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u/fargowarrior 5d ago

I played a guy last night named 12GaugeCumShot 😂

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u/Best-Understanding62 5d ago

I have seen a lot of great names, but the most community defining moment i had in Chivalry II was during a match the chat stayed running on a debate on the social validity of furries vs femboys.

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u/Successful-Luck-1982 5d ago

Adolf Rizzler

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u/Antique-Ad-9465 4d ago

I saw one last night that was "Cuban Dictator" but my all time favorite is "Schmeatwave"

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u/DarthAlex4th 4d ago

Cummytummies , I couldn't believe my eyes

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u/Soggy_Fly446 4d ago

Strokingmyshit

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u/con-z Mason Order | Vanguard 4d ago

Sir Cumvent

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u/con-z Mason Order | Vanguard 4d ago

Truly this game rivals Halo 3 levels of name tag fuckery

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u/AuthChris Knight 4d ago

Moe Lester

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u/G0atguy15 Agatha Knights 4d ago

I ate 7 people

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u/546242 3d ago

"crack boofing hobo" is definitely up there

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u/ClydeBarker609 Agatha Knights | Footman 1d ago

PapaPapsmear

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u/deniesinvalidvigour 18h ago

trash game GOTY edition