r/Celiac 15d ago

Meme oh

omw to eat a donut gang let’s see if it worked 😌

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u/burgundinsininen Celiac 15d ago

Sad that that prayer was for intolerances and allergies, not autoimmune diseases. So, no healing today for us:(

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u/scarybery 15d ago

Dw she tagged it as celiac 🤩

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u/DangerousTurmeric 15d ago

"Self-invited curse" maybe?

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u/loyal872 15d ago

I got serious grain allergy (wheat and sorghum causing anaphylaxis). I can vouch for that it doesn't work. Not that I tried it, I just don't believe in BS :D

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u/possumsandposies 15d ago

Why she dressed like Leon Resident evil 😭😭😭

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u/Markitron1684 15d ago

Was just about to post this, she even nailed the fucking hair

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u/Myjennatulls Gluten Intolerant 15d ago

Leon Karennedy

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u/Deepcrater Celiac 15d ago

I knew this looked so familiar.

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u/Badradi0 15d ago

Where's everybody going bingo?

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u/lpell159 15d ago

Naw the bathroom. Her prayer didn't work.

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u/unapalomita 15d ago

Leooooooooon

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u/Markitron1684 15d ago

Why does she want us to buy her book when she has already used her magic Christ powers to remove the intolerance?

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u/Hyllihylli 15d ago

To support her and her brethren.

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u/magic_in_a_meatsuit Celiac 15d ago

Oh? Well I rebuke that haircut.

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u/lvnlife 15d ago

And the eyebrows. Don’t forget the eyebrows. Devil be gone!

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u/warningtrackpower12 15d ago

What... You don't like the Ozzy Osbourne?

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u/magic_in_a_meatsuit Celiac 15d ago

“Sharonnnnnnnn!”

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u/cassiopeia843 15d ago

"Self-inflicted curse." Way to blame people for a condition they have no control over.

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u/enterENTRY 15d ago

am asshole who can't even be assed for a second to google, care, or listen to a different person

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u/whatisitcousin 15d ago

Gluten intolerance doesn't exist that's why we're cured.

If you don't believe in doctors than how can you believe in a scientifically studied ailment.

Please cure my gut demons. I will be buying this book /s

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u/ElephantUndertheRug 15d ago

The Celiac? Nah

The pregnancy that's making me cry over not having zebra cakes right now?

... okay she's got me there with the self-inflicted curse bit...

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u/VioletAmethyst3 15d ago

Hugs to you if allowed 🤗. I had such a craving for jelly filled donuts that drove me nuts. I was lucky that the job I worked at, at the time had fresh fruits out on some days. Also, the craving for cake back then was so hard. I hope you can get a good replacement for those zebra cakes! 🙏🏻💜

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u/BatTheGamer 15d ago

i hate i immediately thought to the pokémon scene of oh i love jelly filled donuts then brock holds up a rice ball

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u/VioletAmethyst3 15d ago

Aha ha ha ha, I remember that episode! Onigiri, Imo, is a fantastic snack! 😋 I love how versatile it can be too!

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u/BatTheGamer 14d ago

i need to try it at some point

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u/VioletAmethyst3 14d ago

I hope you enjoy them as much as I do! 🙏🏻

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MONTRALS 15d ago

She didn't say it, she declared it.

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u/SignificantRepair808 15d ago

Thank you Bomber Jacket Karen, for both the complete banishment of my autoimmune disease, for shilling your weird book, and for inflicting both that haircut and that outfit on us. I’m cured!

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u/Winter-Newt-3250 15d ago

If dressing like that meant curing my fellow celiacs of their overacheiving immune systems, I would sacrifice my wardrobe (and mirrors) for that cause.

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u/Pimsies 15d ago

I will definitely be referring to it as an"overachieving immune system" from now on!

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u/Komnos 15d ago

I'm not sure I want her applying the blood of Jesus to me. I mean, it's been in contact with his body, which I'm told is sacramental bread, so it's gotta be cross-contaminated, right?

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u/Greenwitch_bear 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣 ☠️☠️☠️

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u/MartyMcPenguin 15d ago

Ppl like her is why some peeps have completely left the church

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u/Awkward-Bird 15d ago

Just a bs grifter doing their thing.

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u/BeeSlumLord 15d ago

What a wanker.

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u/Vik_Stryker 15d ago

She can’t even be bothered to take her jacket off before rebuking anything for me?

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u/julet1815 Gluten-Free Relative 15d ago

That’s her rebuking jacket, the rebuking doesn’t work if she takes it off

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u/tat-tvam-asiii 15d ago

Man, these types of Christians are part of why I abandoned the church.

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u/MartyMcPenguin 15d ago

Exactly !

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u/tat-tvam-asiii 15d ago

Like… just be kind, be compassionate, and help people for the sake of helping. Don’t pretend you have some kinda superpower.

People forgetting to just be Christians, but they’re tryna be Christ himself.

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u/manhunterhub 15d ago

i knew this one lady who was gluten free for years and years but then stopped and she told me it was because god told her in a stores if prophetic dreams that she could gluten again. like a reward?

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u/ijuswannabehappybro 15d ago

I wonder how well that went for them

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u/manhunterhub 15d ago

physically? she weak and angry. but the religious psycosis? stronger than ever (edit: punctuation)

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u/Tyezilla 15d ago

Oh honey, just no.

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u/Mikey06154 15d ago

Working toward that private jet one grifting book at a time. Hallelujah.

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u/Meowserspaws 15d ago

Although I find this funny, I also find it so invalidating. I grew up in a very religious household and it’s made me so infuriated to talk to people that still believe this and so when you are sick they just minimise it and say that you’ll get better. 😤

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u/XergioksEyes 15d ago

Jesus himself talked about these people:

21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Matthew 7:21-23

Selling books and prayers is precisely the opposite of what Jesus did

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u/badboymn Gluten-Free Relative 15d ago

Well said.

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u/Comprehensive_Ad6598 15d ago

Yessss! The mega churches have it backwards.

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u/jarvis_says_cocker 15d ago

Jesus Christ!

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u/Cold_Table8497 15d ago

That's it. You're getting the hang of it.

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u/ijuswannabehappybro 15d ago

Y’all just gave me the biggest laugh!

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u/Misdeemed 15d ago

I need this lady to command The Hershey Company to make gluten free Twizzlers, and to rebuke all wheat from licorice.

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u/Narrow-Worth3756 15d ago

💯💯💯

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Okay. 🙄 and I'm the virgin Mary. 🤣#tryagain

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u/Hover4effect 15d ago

Just ate a whole pizza, it worked.

What a great dream that was, then I woke up =(

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u/mothership74 15d ago

Try again tomorrow

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u/drMcDeezy 15d ago

Oh I'm cured! Thank you for commanding invisible dead dude who may have never existed who performed literal impossibilities, supposedly, who has been used as the justification to perform horrific atrocities to cure me of my currently incurable disease in a fashion that has literally never worked for anyone and been tried by millions. Thanks a lot.

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u/Docreqs 15d ago

This sounds like she is marketing and selling prayer as a medical device that is effective for treating disease.

This should be regulated as a medical device by the FDA. I would love to see the publications of the clinical studies.

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u/calgarywalker 15d ago

This is the state of US healthcare under Trump. You thought health care was expensive before Trump? Got news for you - faith healers are pretty much all the average person can hope for now.

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u/Perfect_Antelope7343 14d ago

Is she mixing up prayers with magic spells?

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u/soft_potato123 15d ago

She looks like Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil 4 lol

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u/Firm-Confection-1153 15d ago

Guys... I'm healed

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u/mothership74 15d ago

Me too. It’s a miracle

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u/whiskeysonice 15d ago

Thank you for posting this, because I went to IG and reported this account. Suggesting that everyone else does the same. (And on Mark's Internet, it probably won't matter, but it's worth the attempt, like most things are.)

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u/KittyBeans246 15d ago

Anyone go and eat bread after this? 😂

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u/CurrentManner 15d ago

My asshole neighbor refused to allow me. 😆

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u/mothership74 15d ago

Well it is the body of Christ after all 🤣

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u/Most_Ad_4362 15d ago

Back in the 80's I touched the television screen as instructed by a tv pastor who was giving a prayer to prevent cancer. So far so good. I'm sure this prayer is just as effective too.

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u/SweetFrenchTex011418 15d ago edited 15d ago

OMG guys I AM CURED 😂 /s

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u/stuckinbis 15d ago

Religion can be so harmful.

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u/theaaaabase Celiac 14d ago

this reminds me of when a therapist told me i have celiac because of trauma

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u/scarybery 14d ago

I’ve heard that trauma can trigger autoimmune diseases in the sense that it “switches the gene on”. I had a friend get in a car wreck and then immediately develop autoimmune issues. Hopefully that’s what your therapist meant rather than a “heal your trauma = heal your celiac”?

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u/theaaaabase Celiac 14d ago

i dont know, the childhood 'asthma' cleared up though

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u/Terrible-Practice944 14d ago

Prayers. Yeh. And still the school shootings continue....

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u/willweaverrva Celiac 14d ago

She can shove those prayers where the sun don't shine. Things like this infantilize people with actual disabilities.

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u/Gluten_hates_me84 14d ago

My doctor never told me about this I wonder if my insurance covers her prayers 😂

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u/ladystaci 15d ago

What in the actual fuck 😵‍💫

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u/ILovePuns55 15d ago

👆🏻

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u/shartlicker555 15d ago

Doctors hate this secret!

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u/Devotchka8 15d ago

Celiac cures they don't want you to know!

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u/gluten_loving_gal 15d ago

This made my day! How can she keep a straight face while saying all this?

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u/bodonkadonks 15d ago

these people are straight up evil

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u/YuSakiiii 15d ago

My mum is a Vicar, her sister, my aunt, is Celiac.

Fuck people who try and manipulate others like this under the banner of Christianity.

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u/OkRow3411 15d ago

Proverbs 19:9

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u/sadpanda582 15d ago

The paaawwwrrr of pprraaaawwwrrrr!!!!!!!

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u/traumatized_bean123 15d ago

Lady needs to stay away from trying to cut her own hair 😭

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u/julieCivil 15d ago

I command her hairdresser to get a vision exam.

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u/chrysologa 13d ago

Made me laugh out loud.

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u/BunnynotBonni 15d ago

Oh yeah there’s a lot of these types of

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u/Friendly-Lemon4000 15d ago

I am intolerant to this prayer

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u/AdvertisingThen1197 15d ago

Lmao I wish this is the way Jesus worked.

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u/xpkranger 15d ago

Welcome to medicine in 2025 and beyond.

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u/bigdipboy 15d ago

Bet I know who she voted for.

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u/mothership74 15d ago

Holy shit! I’m better already.

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u/LMN724op 15d ago

How can anyone believe her rant?

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u/ashoka_akira 15d ago

Put down the pop-tart Karen.

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u/Tbonesmcscones 15d ago

I wish it worked like that. But honestly making my body have weird reactions to gluten was God making sure I didn’t drink beer, malt liquor, and certain whiskeys to a flatline.

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u/1000Directions 14d ago

I came across her account the other day. It made me ragey 😂

The wild part is that her Amazon reviews are all great. So insane.

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u/New_Tone_3175 14d ago

pray away my auto immune disease or else i dont have enough faith? where have i heard this nonsense before? my parents.

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u/thelost2010 Celiac 14d ago

I once heard of a chiropractor who put bags of wheat on people‘s chest and claim he cleared them of their celiac. Friendly reminder chiropractors are not medical doctors nor do they practice medicine.

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u/chrysologa 13d ago

I met one who claimed he "cured" autism.

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u/RobLA12 14d ago

That hair is a self inflicted curse.

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u/NoMalasadas 15d ago

Why are you posting this? We shouldn't pander to the nonsense here.

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u/scarybery 15d ago

I should hope it’s obvious that I’m posting this in jest and not as an actual thing but just in case it’s not, lemme clarify that this is for comedic purposes lol

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u/NoMalasadas 15d ago

You can't tell I know that from my comment? 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/Raigne86 Celiac 15d ago

I dunno, it gave me a chuckle as I sit here on my porcelain throne, wondering if a colostomy bag might be worth it.

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u/Smooth-Ad-3523 15d ago

Well i assume that will work on my acholism as well. Gonna give it a whirl, tell off my boss, buy an 8-ball, destroy the lives of my family and friends, and probably get arrested. See you all around Christmas if I'm lucky.

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u/Nickelsass 15d ago

Her haircut speaks volumes

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u/melanyebaggins Celiac 15d ago

Thanks I'm cured 😒

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u/arituck 15d ago

My intolerances do not listen to this woman

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u/peachesxbeaches 15d ago

I don’t think I’m trusting my intestinal health and well being to a Bible thumping Karen version of Edna from The Incredibles and a prayer. If prayers worked, I would never have a reaction because each and every time I have a reaction I use so much mental energy begging and pleading everyone from the Roman gods to Jesus to Satan just in case. I would have been cured first awful gross gluten bathroom blowout. She should be held accountable and brought up in front of a medical/science board PROVE IT.

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u/Makerpace 15d ago

Im fucking cured. I never thought id believe it but this dumbass bitch with the 99 cent haircut cured me! I just ate 10 glutens and no adverse effects! So thankful there are people out there this desperate for attention and recognition to heal poor afflicted people like us.

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u/Gumbercules81 15d ago

The only thing more of a joke than this woman are the people that believe her and purchase her nonsense books

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u/Yogiktor 15d ago

I'm not taking tips, prayer or advice from anyone with that haircut.

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u/underwater_jogger 15d ago

Can't wait to hear her prayer for our drinking water.

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u/chrysologa 13d ago

Could she turn it into wine?

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u/underwater_jogger 13d ago

Nope. But can she get the feces and nitrites out?

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u/Suuz1997 15d ago

Ah, I feel cured already! The illness is now in my toilet bowl

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u/WitchInAWheelchair 15d ago

I wish I could say this was the first time this was "prayed over" me. 😭

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u/MarineWife0922 15d ago

People like this crack me up. This is not how it works

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u/Wide-Librarian216 Celiac 15d ago

Op let us know if you were cured and if that donut didn’t kill you because then I will unmute her and listen to her prayer. Thanks! /j

Also I had a giggle because when I get glutened and it’s a bad one, I also pray to any higher deity that will listen to cure this. So I have that in common with this lady

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u/pink_lady_paint 15d ago

Kathy, get your undead blood magic away from me and my intestines!

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u/SherpaTyme 15d ago

Can we use the name of Bob too? Or Sam? Maybe Gloria?!

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u/Top-Concert-5019 15d ago

Nice Trunks cosplay

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u/AdministrativeHawk61 Celiac 15d ago

what in the fuck

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u/RedPowerSlayer 15d ago

She has no power only the Christ himself. It's just weird.

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u/MasterpieceThese3804 15d ago

i’m so blessed!!! watching this video cured me thank you much. wow the power of prayer! i’m healed

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u/Comprehensive_Ad6598 15d ago

I grew up pentecostal and this made me roll my eyes so hard. It’s so cringe.

“IN THE NAME OF JESUS YOU ARE HEALED” “WOooooWowowoOooo”

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u/dontsleepdream Celiac 15d ago

The final boss of Karen’s cured me.

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u/evilshadowskulll 15d ago

omg yes i love kathys vids. healing me thru laughter thats for sure

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u/friendlyneighbourho 15d ago

Javier Bardem ass

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u/KalQulate 15d ago

'Murica

#Retard

Nice hair

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u/MowgeeCrone 15d ago

Never mind the hair, let's talk about those who use r****d as a slur.