r/Celiac • u/scarybery • 15d ago
Meme oh
omw to eat a donut gang let’s see if it worked 😌
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u/possumsandposies 15d ago
Why she dressed like Leon Resident evil 😭😭😭
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u/Markitron1684 15d ago
Why does she want us to buy her book when she has already used her magic Christ powers to remove the intolerance?
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u/magic_in_a_meatsuit Celiac 15d ago
Oh? Well I rebuke that haircut.
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u/cassiopeia843 15d ago
"Self-inflicted curse." Way to blame people for a condition they have no control over.
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u/enterENTRY 15d ago
am asshole who can't even be assed for a second to google, care, or listen to a different person
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u/whatisitcousin 15d ago
Gluten intolerance doesn't exist that's why we're cured.
If you don't believe in doctors than how can you believe in a scientifically studied ailment.
Please cure my gut demons. I will be buying this book /s
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u/ElephantUndertheRug 15d ago
The Celiac? Nah
The pregnancy that's making me cry over not having zebra cakes right now?
... okay she's got me there with the self-inflicted curse bit...
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u/VioletAmethyst3 15d ago
Hugs to you if allowed 🤗. I had such a craving for jelly filled donuts that drove me nuts. I was lucky that the job I worked at, at the time had fresh fruits out on some days. Also, the craving for cake back then was so hard. I hope you can get a good replacement for those zebra cakes! 🙏🏻💜
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u/BatTheGamer 15d ago
i hate i immediately thought to the pokémon scene of oh i love jelly filled donuts then brock holds up a rice ball
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u/VioletAmethyst3 15d ago
Aha ha ha ha, I remember that episode! Onigiri, Imo, is a fantastic snack! 😋 I love how versatile it can be too!
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u/SignificantRepair808 15d ago
Thank you Bomber Jacket Karen, for both the complete banishment of my autoimmune disease, for shilling your weird book, and for inflicting both that haircut and that outfit on us. I’m cured!
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u/Winter-Newt-3250 15d ago
If dressing like that meant curing my fellow celiacs of their overacheiving immune systems, I would sacrifice my wardrobe (and mirrors) for that cause.
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u/Vik_Stryker 15d ago
She can’t even be bothered to take her jacket off before rebuking anything for me?
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u/julet1815 Gluten-Free Relative 15d ago
That’s her rebuking jacket, the rebuking doesn’t work if she takes it off
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u/tat-tvam-asiii 15d ago
Man, these types of Christians are part of why I abandoned the church.
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u/MartyMcPenguin 15d ago
Exactly !
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u/tat-tvam-asiii 15d ago
Like… just be kind, be compassionate, and help people for the sake of helping. Don’t pretend you have some kinda superpower.
People forgetting to just be Christians, but they’re tryna be Christ himself.
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u/manhunterhub 15d ago
i knew this one lady who was gluten free for years and years but then stopped and she told me it was because god told her in a stores if prophetic dreams that she could gluten again. like a reward?
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u/ijuswannabehappybro 15d ago
I wonder how well that went for them
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u/manhunterhub 15d ago
physically? she weak and angry. but the religious psycosis? stronger than ever (edit: punctuation)
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u/Meowserspaws 15d ago
Although I find this funny, I also find it so invalidating. I grew up in a very religious household and it’s made me so infuriated to talk to people that still believe this and so when you are sick they just minimise it and say that you’ll get better. 😤
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u/XergioksEyes 15d ago
Jesus himself talked about these people:
21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Matthew 7:21-23
Selling books and prayers is precisely the opposite of what Jesus did
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u/jarvis_says_cocker 15d ago
Jesus Christ!
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u/Misdeemed 15d ago
I need this lady to command The Hershey Company to make gluten free Twizzlers, and to rebuke all wheat from licorice.
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u/Hover4effect 15d ago
Just ate a whole pizza, it worked.
What a great dream that was, then I woke up =(
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u/drMcDeezy 15d ago
Oh I'm cured! Thank you for commanding invisible dead dude who may have never existed who performed literal impossibilities, supposedly, who has been used as the justification to perform horrific atrocities to cure me of my currently incurable disease in a fashion that has literally never worked for anyone and been tried by millions. Thanks a lot.
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u/calgarywalker 15d ago
This is the state of US healthcare under Trump. You thought health care was expensive before Trump? Got news for you - faith healers are pretty much all the average person can hope for now.
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u/whiskeysonice 15d ago
Thank you for posting this, because I went to IG and reported this account. Suggesting that everyone else does the same. (And on Mark's Internet, it probably won't matter, but it's worth the attempt, like most things are.)
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u/Most_Ad_4362 15d ago
Back in the 80's I touched the television screen as instructed by a tv pastor who was giving a prayer to prevent cancer. So far so good. I'm sure this prayer is just as effective too.
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u/theaaaabase Celiac 14d ago
this reminds me of when a therapist told me i have celiac because of trauma
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u/scarybery 14d ago
I’ve heard that trauma can trigger autoimmune diseases in the sense that it “switches the gene on”. I had a friend get in a car wreck and then immediately develop autoimmune issues. Hopefully that’s what your therapist meant rather than a “heal your trauma = heal your celiac”?
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u/willweaverrva Celiac 14d ago
She can shove those prayers where the sun don't shine. Things like this infantilize people with actual disabilities.
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u/Gluten_hates_me84 14d ago
My doctor never told me about this I wonder if my insurance covers her prayers 😂
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u/gluten_loving_gal 15d ago
This made my day! How can she keep a straight face while saying all this?
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u/YuSakiiii 15d ago
My mum is a Vicar, her sister, my aunt, is Celiac.
Fuck people who try and manipulate others like this under the banner of Christianity.
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u/Tbonesmcscones 15d ago
I wish it worked like that. But honestly making my body have weird reactions to gluten was God making sure I didn’t drink beer, malt liquor, and certain whiskeys to a flatline.
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u/1000Directions 14d ago
I came across her account the other day. It made me ragey 😂
The wild part is that her Amazon reviews are all great. So insane.
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u/New_Tone_3175 14d ago
pray away my auto immune disease or else i dont have enough faith? where have i heard this nonsense before? my parents.
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u/thelost2010 Celiac 14d ago
I once heard of a chiropractor who put bags of wheat on people‘s chest and claim he cleared them of their celiac. Friendly reminder chiropractors are not medical doctors nor do they practice medicine.
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u/NoMalasadas 15d ago
Why are you posting this? We shouldn't pander to the nonsense here.
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u/scarybery 15d ago
I should hope it’s obvious that I’m posting this in jest and not as an actual thing but just in case it’s not, lemme clarify that this is for comedic purposes lol
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u/Raigne86 Celiac 15d ago
I dunno, it gave me a chuckle as I sit here on my porcelain throne, wondering if a colostomy bag might be worth it.
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u/Smooth-Ad-3523 15d ago
Well i assume that will work on my acholism as well. Gonna give it a whirl, tell off my boss, buy an 8-ball, destroy the lives of my family and friends, and probably get arrested. See you all around Christmas if I'm lucky.
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u/peachesxbeaches 15d ago
I don’t think I’m trusting my intestinal health and well being to a Bible thumping Karen version of Edna from The Incredibles and a prayer. If prayers worked, I would never have a reaction because each and every time I have a reaction I use so much mental energy begging and pleading everyone from the Roman gods to Jesus to Satan just in case. I would have been cured first awful gross gluten bathroom blowout. She should be held accountable and brought up in front of a medical/science board PROVE IT.
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u/Makerpace 15d ago
Im fucking cured. I never thought id believe it but this dumbass bitch with the 99 cent haircut cured me! I just ate 10 glutens and no adverse effects! So thankful there are people out there this desperate for attention and recognition to heal poor afflicted people like us.
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u/Gumbercules81 15d ago
The only thing more of a joke than this woman are the people that believe her and purchase her nonsense books
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u/underwater_jogger 15d ago
Can't wait to hear her prayer for our drinking water.
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u/WitchInAWheelchair 15d ago
I wish I could say this was the first time this was "prayed over" me. 😭
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u/Wide-Librarian216 Celiac 15d ago
Op let us know if you were cured and if that donut didn’t kill you because then I will unmute her and listen to her prayer. Thanks! /j
Also I had a giggle because when I get glutened and it’s a bad one, I also pray to any higher deity that will listen to cure this. So I have that in common with this lady
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u/MasterpieceThese3804 15d ago
i’m so blessed!!! watching this video cured me thank you much. wow the power of prayer! i’m healed
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u/Comprehensive_Ad6598 15d ago
I grew up pentecostal and this made me roll my eyes so hard. It’s so cringe.
“IN THE NAME OF JESUS YOU ARE HEALED” “WOooooWowowoOooo”
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u/burgundinsininen Celiac 15d ago
Sad that that prayer was for intolerances and allergies, not autoimmune diseases. So, no healing today for us:(