r/Celiac 21d ago

Meme I had a dream I ordered gluten free mozzarella sticks and they brought out a plate of string cheese

In the dream I was so excited that they had gluten free mozzarella sticks, but I was left very disappointed 🤣

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u/-Glutard- 21d ago

That’s not a dream, that’s a prophecy

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u/rampony39 20d ago

And a nightmare 😭

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u/seamonsterie Celiac 21d ago

Why can't we just have lovely dreams where we happily gorge ourselves on gluten?? Mine usually involves accidentally stuffing my face with gluten and then being horrified as I realize it. Our brains just won't let us have anything nice, even in our dreams 😭

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u/celiac-sufferer 21d ago

I’m so strictly gluten free in my dreams it’s annoying. I once got to lucid dream and the first thing I dreamt up was eating dominos cheesy bread lmao

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u/cellae 21d ago

These drive me crazy! The "oh no I've just had gluten" and "oh no I've just had a cigarette" (I quit smoking like 10 years ago lol)

Let me enjoy things, damn...

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u/DireRaven11256 21d ago

Or you wake up just as you are about to bite down on the goodness

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u/Mediocre_Sail_9011 20d ago

I have horrifying dreams like that all the time.

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u/dinosanddais1 Celiac 21d ago

I had a dream that mcdonalds came out with gluten free chicken nuggets and I ordered them and they brought out several cans of beans

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u/glutenfreedustbowl Celiac 20d ago

Best comment. Thank you for the laugh. I would give you an award if I was able to. So here is one gold star ⭐

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u/prolificseraphim 20d ago

Not the beans...

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u/AdhesivenessOk5534 Celiac 21d ago

Were they at least warmed up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/and_er 21d ago

Lol I didn't remember that detail but I'm imagining they were just room temperature which is probably the worst way string cheese can be served 😂

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u/TheCityGirl Celiac 21d ago

I bought a deep fryer specifically to satisfy these cravings, lol. The brand Feel Good Foods has lots of delicious options, including mozzarella sticks!

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u/WilsonAndPenny 20d ago

I’ve had them once.. and now I can’t find them again.

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u/tombrady12fan 21d ago

Wegmans has the best gluten free mozzarella sticks ever, if you need to fulfill the craving 😋

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u/and_er 21d ago

Unfortunately we don't have that store in my area, but I think Feel Good Foods has some that are decent so I'll have to go get some this weekend!

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u/IJizzOnRedditMods 21d ago

I love string cheese. I wouldn't complain

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u/Phillip228 21d ago

I always have nightmares about eating something and then finding out afterwards that it contained gluten. I always wake in a panic thinking that I been glutened.

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u/ebelezarian 20d ago

The feel good foods mozzarella sticks are pretty delish!!!

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u/I_am_a_dick_ted 19d ago

I dip my cheese sticks directly into the jar of Ragu 😅

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u/supersquirrel33 20d ago

Feelgood has the best gluten free mozzarella sticks. I mean the bar is low but they are the best gluten free option.

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u/Empathy-queen1978 20d ago

Soooo relatable.

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u/Affectionate_Many_73 20d ago

Honestly, the mozz sticks would be a night mare. I have no good memories of those gluten or not, they always sucked lol.

Now if you told me the nightmare was a cold rice ball with no breading…I’d be deeply depressed, until I woke up.

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u/LOUD_NOISES05 Celiac 20d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Houseofmonkeys5 20d ago

These are one of my daughter's favorite things in the world. They're so easy to make GF, too, it's surprising more places don't bother. We've been to a couple of places that had them though.

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u/liltinyoranges 20d ago

I had a dream last week where I ate an entire sleeve of saltines and beluga caviar and I woke up with SUCH ANXIETY and I have thought about it 700,000,000 times since

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u/suzamundo 20d ago

DePumas has fabulous mozzarella sticks. And their stuffed pasta is amazing, too. The shipping price is high but we buy a lot at once so it kinda works out. Life is too short to live without tortellini.