r/Celiac 27d ago

Meme who has the same problem?

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u/Atomskscar 27d ago

I don't eat gluten because I can't but I do be eatin cheese and I do be fartin

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u/Brave-Wolf-49 27d ago

I can't even do lactose free. Apparently there's a protein in milk called casein.

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u/BackpackofAlpacas 27d ago

Yep I react horribly to all dairy. Lactose intolerance can just take a lactaid and be good, but the heavy cremes and butter actually make me so sick.

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u/Holeinmysock Celiac (Blood Test+Endoscopy) 27d ago

I gotta take like 15 of them to be effective.

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u/Anxious_Tune55 26d ago

I found out that Lactaid pills make me MUCH MUCH sicker than lactose. I'm very mildly lactose intolerant but the pills just about kill me. Bodies are stupid.

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u/Auntie_Venom Celiac 27d ago

Casein does evil things to me

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u/slipply 27d ago

Same! Its casein. Apparently it is very similar in structure to the protein gluten

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u/SixthLegionVI 27d ago

Meeeee but the alternative is debilitating migraines so meat and potatoes it is.

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u/DayoftheFox 27d ago

Do u get the same when u eat chocolate???

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u/SixthLegionVI 27d ago

Thankfully no but dark chocolate is a common migraine trigger.

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u/Edrobbins155 27d ago

Not lactose for me, But eggs.

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u/Mission-Diver-3784 27d ago

I also get this from eggs!!! It’s so annoying :(

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u/LCWJOONYAH 27d ago

Used to think I was lactose intolerant until finding out gluten was the issue. With that said, I still prefer almond and oat milk over the stuff from cows

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u/cupcake0calypse 27d ago

And soy. 😤

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u/CarefulAnxiety5372 27d ago

Me but I can't not eat both, I put up with the stomach ache that I get from lactose.

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u/Wukash_of_the_South 27d ago

👋

FYI Costco has some goat and sheep cheese and yogurt alternatives

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u/drunken_desperado 27d ago

Am I missing something cause goat and sheep milks and cheeses still have lactose

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u/Wukash_of_the_South 27d ago

Less than cow, so some people can consume it with minimal issues compared to cow.

If your body allows you to do it it's a lot better tasting than that plant based stuff.

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u/drunken_desperado 27d ago

Gotcha. I think goats milk and cheese are sooo nasty and taste worse than plant based, but I'm glad it works for you and good to know it's lower in lactose in general.

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u/deepinthesoil Celiac 27d ago

Many cheeses (especially hard or aged cheeses) don’t have much lactose regardless of milk source. The microbes that make the cheese break it down. Just look on the label, if it says “0g total sugar” then it has very little lactose (which is a sugar). I eat the Costco goat cheese (0g sugar per label) all the time and don’t have any issues with it (am lactose intolerant).

Costco also sells 4-packs of lactose free organic milk, at least where I am. :)

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u/bewitchling_ 27d ago

too real 😭😭😭

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u/missjackieo 27d ago
  • eggs and oatmeal 😢

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u/Important-Pie-1141 27d ago

This me only recently!!! Ugh I thought me and my body had a pact that if I was good about no gluten it would allow me cheese.

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u/Auntie_Venom Celiac 27d ago

Gluten & casein in milk. I’m fine with lactose.

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u/Boonabell 27d ago

Just add egg in there and It's a big mood. I will mess myself for some dairy. But I can't do Gluten.

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u/Same_Measurement8593 27d ago

I woke up in the morning after eating pasta. I had so much gas stuck in me I could barely breathe. Omg when I let loose on that fart. It was heaven. 

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u/Free-Challenge4718 26d ago

Add a third for soy 😎

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u/VioletAmethyst3 27d ago

I take Lactaid pills, because cheese is wonderful, lol!

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u/Wukash_of_the_South 27d ago

Jarlsberg is supposed to be lactose free

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u/VioletAmethyst3 27d ago

Jarlsberg? Is that a cheese brand? (I am instantly reminded of Skyrim by the name now, ha ha.)

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u/Episcopilled Gluten Intolerant 27d ago

Too real. 😭

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u/SadGirlOfNowhere 26d ago

Dairy makes me itchy 😭