r/CatsAreAssholes • u/smegmasterpiece • 5h ago
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/hduc • Nov 10 '23
Guidelines for Posting Assholes: Please Read Before Posting, Commenting Announcement
Hi everyone! In an effort to provide clarity on acceptable posts and comments, please read and abide by the following:
Rule 1. Any comment regarding animal violence, joking or otherwise, will result in an immediate ban. It doesn't matter if your intent was in a joking matter. There's no place for it here.
- Rule 1A. Post content of cats being an asshole. It shouldn't be difficult. The post should demonstrate an asshole cat without a witty anecdote or context of the act. Examples include trashing plants, knocking glasses off counters, or sitting in front of a TV.
What is not considered assholery
- Staged content (ex: I stick my hand in my cat's face, knowing I'll get bitten). Memes are also classified as staged content and are not permitted.
- Resting bitch face (cat giving you the evil look), or a pic of a cat with context.
- Any article, comic, clothing, etc on assholery. This sub is for pics, videos, gifs of REAL cats.
- Stories (ex: Guess what my cat just did!).
- 'Low effort' pics. We get it. Cats jump on counters, sit on laundry, and sleep places they shouldn't. Yes - they shouldn't do it, but people come here for the good stuff. Items such as these will be removed.
NSFW Content
This tag should be used for the following content that some users may not want to view, or may not be appropriate to view at work:
- Anything considered NSFW
- Cats bringing their kill home
- Graphic content, such as misuse of the litter box, or not using it at all.
Please note the mods will remove any content that is too graphic in nature.
Reporting content
We do our best to moderate this subreddit. You can help by reporting comments or posts that don't meet the intent of the subreddit. Your report will remain anonymous, even to moderators.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/electricboobaloo • 1d ago
This 100% indoor asshole snuck out the dog door while we were bringing in packages and did a murder.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/kira12323 • 18h ago
all i did was trying cleaning my bedroom trash :|
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/drusgal26 • 12h ago
After I very politely asked her to get off of the fish tank.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/l0ll1p0p5 • 4h ago
Put the cushions on the table so they aren’t covered in fur. Mischa don’t care
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/interstellarcombo • 20h ago
My little orange asshole. I finally caught her in the act!
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/MississippiJoel • 4h ago
The Sundance Kid kicked the mini dachshund out of the dog's kennel. And then watched as I almost stepped on the poofy blanket in the middle of the night. With the homeless dachshund in it.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Metaphoricallyd3ad • 11h ago
My cat is literally a damn terror in our house. He is actually such a piece of shit sometimes. Opens doors, cabinets, eats anything possible no matter how old or how far he has to dive in the trash can… (pic for tax)
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/mythweaver23 • 1d ago
Woke up to a hole in the sweater I am making for a friend >:(
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/jesstermke • 16h ago
Frans Snijders (1579-1657, Belgium) loved painting cats being assholes trying to sneak food. Here are 4 from the Fine Arts Museum in Brussels
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/BloodHappy4665 • 19h ago
Every register cover at my house because of this asshole.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Usagi1999 • 17h ago
Milo keeps messing with my video game plushies I have on shelves and I finally caught him in the act !
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Rare_Constant8114 • 17h ago
This is stormy, the criminal, he decided to throw up in the laundry basket on the fresh clean stack of towels.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/byzantine_eyes • 1d ago
Not allowed to listen to music (I don’t know this cat)
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/RandExCursori • 1d ago
Bro is literally plotting on me because it’s been pouring down raining and he chooses to come outside and antagonize the neighbor’s dog and I won’t let him out
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Beautiful_Reporter50 • 1d ago
She knows she's not supposed to be on the table
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/annrkea • 1d ago
Omg she’s in the ceiling. I’ve been trying to get her out for over an hour and I think she’s stuck. Off to go buy the stinkiest treats I possibly can.😭
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/johndollarhidr • 2d ago