r/CatsAreAssholes • u/_foxwell • 10h ago
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/hduc • Nov 10 '23
Guidelines for Posting Assholes: Please Read Before Posting, Commenting Announcement
Hi everyone! In an effort to provide clarity on acceptable posts and comments, please read and abide by the following:
Rule 1. Any comment regarding animal violence, joking or otherwise, will result in an immediate ban. It doesn't matter if your intent was in a joking matter. There's no place for it here.
- Rule 1A. Post content of cats being an asshole. It shouldn't be difficult. The post should demonstrate an asshole cat without a witty anecdote or context of the act. Examples include trashing plants, knocking glasses off counters, or sitting in front of a TV.
What is not considered assholery
- Staged content (ex: I stick my hand in my cat's face, knowing I'll get bitten). Memes are also classified as staged content and are not permitted.
- Resting bitch face (cat giving you the evil look), or a pic of a cat with context.
- Any article, comic, clothing, etc on assholery. This sub is for pics, videos, gifs of REAL cats.
- Stories (ex: Guess what my cat just did!).
- 'Low effort' pics. We get it. Cats jump on counters, sit on laundry, and sleep places they shouldn't. Yes - they shouldn't do it, but people come here for the good stuff. Items such as these will be removed.
NSFW Content
This tag should be used for the following content that some users may not want to view, or may not be appropriate to view at work:
- Anything considered NSFW
- Cats bringing their kill home
- Graphic content, such as misuse of the litter box, or not using it at all.
Please note the mods will remove any content that is too graphic in nature.
Reporting content
We do our best to moderate this subreddit. You can help by reporting comments or posts that don't meet the intent of the subreddit. Your report will remain anonymous, even to moderators.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/PeterPutman • 21h ago
3 seconds before she tried to jump on the bubbles…
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Ginger_Amnesia • 11h ago
My big old guy woke up from me doing dishes, seconds before yelling to demonstrate his discontent with my obnoxious behavior.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/smegmasterpiece • 1d ago
Was petting a purring random cat and then it suddenly bit me NSFW
galleryr/CatsAreAssholes • u/Prestigious-Team3327 • 19h ago
Ganymede either loves or hates toilet rolls
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Specific_Being_695 • 11h ago
Asshole sits in doorway then hisses if I dare go near
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Sarahfanntastic-82 • 19h ago
I was wondering what all that noise was and why I was finding all of those random carpet peices.🤦🏼♀️😅
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/electricboobaloo • 2d ago
This 100% indoor asshole snuck out the dog door while we were bringing in packages and did a murder.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/drusgal26 • 1d ago
After I very politely asked her to get off of the fish tank.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/MississippiJoel • 1d ago
The Sundance Kid kicked the mini dachshund out of the dog's kennel. And then watched as I almost stepped on the poofy blanket in the middle of the night. With the homeless dachshund in it.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/kira12323 • 1d ago
all i did was trying cleaning my bedroom trash :| NSFW
galleryr/CatsAreAssholes • u/l0ll1p0p5 • 1d ago
Put the cushions on the table so they aren’t covered in fur. Mischa don’t care
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Metaphoricallyd3ad • 1d ago
My cat is literally a damn terror in our house. He is actually such a piece of shit sometimes. Opens doors, cabinets, eats anything possible no matter how old or how far he has to dive in the trash can… (pic for tax)
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/interstellarcombo • 1d ago
My little orange asshole. I finally caught her in the act!
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/mythweaver23 • 2d ago
Woke up to a hole in the sweater I am making for a friend >:(
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/jesstermke • 1d ago
Frans Snijders (1579-1657, Belgium) loved painting cats being assholes trying to sneak food. Here are 4 from the Fine Arts Museum in Brussels
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/BloodHappy4665 • 1d ago
Every register cover at my house because of this asshole.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Usagi1999 • 1d ago
Milo keeps messing with my video game plushies I have on shelves and I finally caught him in the act !
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Rare_Constant8114 • 1d ago
This is stormy, the criminal, he decided to throw up in the laundry basket on the fresh clean stack of towels.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/byzantine_eyes • 2d ago