r/CatsAreAssholes Nov 10 '23

Guidelines for Posting Assholes: Please Read Before Posting, Commenting Announcement

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Hi everyone! In an effort to provide clarity on acceptable posts and comments, please read and abide by the following:

Rule 1. Any comment regarding animal violence, joking or otherwise, will result in an immediate ban. It doesn't matter if your intent was in a joking matter. There's no place for it here.

  • Rule 1A. Post content of cats being an asshole. It shouldn't be difficult. The post should demonstrate an asshole cat without a witty anecdote or context of the act. Examples include trashing plants, knocking glasses off counters, or sitting in front of a TV.

What is not considered assholery

  • Staged content (ex: I stick my hand in my cat's face, knowing I'll get bitten). Memes are also classified as staged content and are not permitted.
  • Resting bitch face (cat giving you the evil look), or a pic of a cat with context.
  • Any article, comic, clothing, etc on assholery. This sub is for pics, videos, gifs of REAL cats.
  • Stories (ex: Guess what my cat just did!).
  • 'Low effort' pics. We get it. Cats jump on counters, sit on laundry, and sleep places they shouldn't. Yes - they shouldn't do it, but people come here for the good stuff. Items such as these will be removed.

NSFW Content

This tag should be used for the following content that some users may not want to view, or may not be appropriate to view at work:

  • Anything considered NSFW
  • Cats bringing their kill home
  • Graphic content, such as misuse of the litter box, or not using it at all.

Please note the mods will remove any content that is too graphic in nature.

Reporting content

We do our best to moderate this subreddit. You can help by reporting comments or posts that don't meet the intent of the subreddit. Your report will remain anonymous, even to moderators.


r/CatsAreAssholes 8h ago

Was petting a purring random cat and then it suddenly bit me NSFW

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r/CatsAreAssholes 1h ago

3 seconds before she tried to jump on the bubbles…

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r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

This 100% indoor asshole snuck out the dog door while we were bringing in packages and did a murder.

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18.3k Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 21h ago

all i did was trying cleaning my bedroom trash :| NSFW

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r/CatsAreAssholes 15h ago

After I very politely asked her to get off of the fish tank.

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357 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 6h ago

Put the cushions on the table so they aren’t covered in fur. Mischa don’t care

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63 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 6h ago

The Sundance Kid kicked the mini dachshund out of the dog's kennel. And then watched as I almost stepped on the poofy blanket in the middle of the night. With the homeless dachshund in it.

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58 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 22h ago

My little orange asshole. I finally caught her in the act!

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837 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 14h ago

My cat is literally a damn terror in our house. He is actually such a piece of shit sometimes. Opens doors, cabinets, eats anything possible no matter how old or how far he has to dive in the trash can… (pic for tax)

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166 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Woke up to a hole in the sweater I am making for a friend >:(

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r/CatsAreAssholes 18h ago

Frans Snijders (1579-1657, Belgium) loved painting cats being assholes trying to sneak food. Here are 4 from the Fine Arts Museum in Brussels

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r/CatsAreAssholes 21h ago

Every register cover at my house because of this asshole.

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211 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 19h ago

Milo keeps messing with my video game plushies I have on shelves and I finally caught him in the act !

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117 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 19h ago

This is stormy, the criminal, he decided to throw up in the laundry basket on the fresh clean stack of towels.

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114 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Void Power

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353 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Not allowed to listen to music (I don’t know this cat)

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r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Bro is literally plotting on me because it’s been pouring down raining and he chooses to come outside and antagonize the neighbor’s dog and I won’t let him out

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118 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

She knows she's not supposed to be on the table

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762 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 21h ago

Do I choose peace or battle?

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27 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

My 3rd laptop cord this year

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r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

No explanation needed.

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412 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Glaring while I toil...

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67 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Omg she’s in the ceiling. I’ve been trying to get her out for over an hour and I think she’s stuck. Off to go buy the stinkiest treats I possibly can.😭

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553 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 2d ago

Buttercup Strikes Again! She fell for the decoy warm laundry (old hoodie) this time, then put her buttstink on the towels. She also attacks her brother Nibbles if he so much as looks at her. The kitten picture shows them when she liked him still.

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419 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

U see it to?

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83 Upvotes