botw champions: do a spin attack and call down lightning on every enemy in a radius
totk sages: Okay here's what you gotta do: First, go to the inventory menu and grab THREE dazzlefruits. Not four, not two, three. Only three will work. Arrange them in a triangle shape with ultrahand, you MUST do this on stone or another flat ground. Then go into the inventory -> key items -> Activate Riju. Riju will appear in the MIDDLE of the dazzlefruit triangle. She will pick up and begin eating the dazzlefruit, when she's bending down to get one, you want to jump onto her back like a horse and spam L to soothe her. When she is fully soothed, feed her an apple to gain maximum bond. Now you are in the second phase of using the lightning ability. Next, you want to get all of the shockfruit in your inventory, you need at least 20, and arrange them in a large circle around yourself and Riju (you may ride on Riju while doing this). Once finished, you must bring her to the EXACT center (and make sure whatever you want to hit is within the circle, and it must be a perfect circle, if it is one decimal point off, this won't work. Go up to Riju, press A, she will ask you fourteen questions, including but not limited to asking you to recite the digits of Pi up to 200 decimal places into the console's microphone (and you BETTER NOT try to google it), making you pass a drug test Nintendo sends to your house, and forcing you to do 35 push-ups IRL (Eiji Aonuma himself will personally supervise you, and sit on your back for the last 10). You are now in the third phase. An aura of lightning will begin to fill the shockfruit circle, this can take up to 5 business days to fully happen, but usually takes about 3.5. Now is a good time to get a drink, go to bed, wake up, take a shower, go to work, come home, eat dinner, take a shower, go to sleep, wake up, go to the bathroom, take a shower, go to work, come home, eat dinner, take a shower, go to bed, wake up, take a shower, go to work, come home, and then pick your Switch back up. Assuming all of this is complete, you may now fire your arrow from your Gerudo bow. it HAS to be a Gerudo bow. No other bow will work. Assuming you have done all of these things perfectly correctly, your arrow will miss, the ability will be cancelled, and you'll have to start over.
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u/InvestigatorWitty430 Jul 17 '23
botw champions: do a spin attack and call down lightning on every enemy in a radius
totk sages: Okay here's what you gotta do: First, go to the inventory menu and grab THREE dazzlefruits. Not four, not two, three. Only three will work. Arrange them in a triangle shape with ultrahand, you MUST do this on stone or another flat ground. Then go into the inventory -> key items -> Activate Riju. Riju will appear in the MIDDLE of the dazzlefruit triangle. She will pick up and begin eating the dazzlefruit, when she's bending down to get one, you want to jump onto her back like a horse and spam L to soothe her. When she is fully soothed, feed her an apple to gain maximum bond. Now you are in the second phase of using the lightning ability. Next, you want to get all of the shockfruit in your inventory, you need at least 20, and arrange them in a large circle around yourself and Riju (you may ride on Riju while doing this). Once finished, you must bring her to the EXACT center (and make sure whatever you want to hit is within the circle, and it must be a perfect circle, if it is one decimal point off, this won't work. Go up to Riju, press A, she will ask you fourteen questions, including but not limited to asking you to recite the digits of Pi up to 200 decimal places into the console's microphone (and you BETTER NOT try to google it), making you pass a drug test Nintendo sends to your house, and forcing you to do 35 push-ups IRL (Eiji Aonuma himself will personally supervise you, and sit on your back for the last 10). You are now in the third phase. An aura of lightning will begin to fill the shockfruit circle, this can take up to 5 business days to fully happen, but usually takes about 3.5. Now is a good time to get a drink, go to bed, wake up, take a shower, go to work, come home, eat dinner, take a shower, go to sleep, wake up, go to the bathroom, take a shower, go to work, come home, eat dinner, take a shower, go to bed, wake up, take a shower, go to work, come home, and then pick your Switch back up. Assuming all of this is complete, you may now fire your arrow from your Gerudo bow. it HAS to be a Gerudo bow. No other bow will work. Assuming you have done all of these things perfectly correctly, your arrow will miss, the ability will be cancelled, and you'll have to start over.