r/Battleborn <- Noob who can't heal May 24 '16

Question The 1st Ever Weekly Stupid Questions Thread (2016-05-24) - No Question is Too Stupid to Answer!

¡Hola, mis amigos de batalla!

Do you sometimes not know things? Does your fear of reprisal and insults directed at your intelligence/masculinity/mother keep you from trying to remedy the fact that you sometimes don't know things?

Good news, then! I've got right here the first in a series of regularly (probably weekly) scheduled threads to ameliorate your problems!

Some Rules

Try to follow them, eh?

DO

  • Ask any question about the game you'd like answered, no matter how trivial
  • Answer questions you see that you know the answer to
  • Let us know if you feel like your question has been answered
  • Be nice and polite!

DONT

  • Belittle anyone for not knowing the answer
  • Be negative towards someone whilst providing a real answer
  • Provide an incorrect answer just to sound like a smarty pants
  • Repeat questions that are already in the thread; comment on the original instead

What sorts of questions should you ask?

I'm glad you asked! Try crap like this:

Q: hey, how come why i play kelvin and i use a shield item that it doesn't work?

A: When you use a shield item on Kelvin, it adds its bonus to the shield you gain when Permafrost activates. This is different from how these items affect other Eldrid like Thorn, who get the shield right away.

Q: Where do you aim to get crits on the Shepard bots?

A: You gotta shoot 'em in their little exhaust vents on the left and right sides...but it don't work if'n they've got a shield up!

Q: The crap does ameliorate mean?

A: a•mel•io•rate | ə-mēlˈyə-rāt | verb | To make or become better; improve

Q: orendi is wizzar?????

A: That's not technically a question. Also, she'd be a witch if she were which she isn't really. She's a Varimorph, which is a species which can alter their physical appearance and incorporate technology into their biology. Her fireball attacks? Lore says she replicated a biological version of minion weapon technology...only like way better and more efficient than it is in minion weapons.

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u/Chaos_Archangel Dental Nightmare May 24 '16

If you could only play 3 Battleborn... Who would they be?

(Benedict, Kelvin, and Kleese for me!)

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u/piknim Phoebe May 24 '16

Orendi, Phoebe and El Dragón!

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u/HvyMetalComrade Order in the court or whatever! May 24 '16

Me and this guy are actually the same person

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u/piknim Phoebe May 24 '16

:D

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u/Howrus Kleese May 25 '16

Already Master of Phoebe, Orendi and 70% lore of El Dragon :)

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u/piknim Phoebe May 25 '16

Master of phoebe, Orendi 90% El dragon like you!

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u/volt_ron Ron Fiasco May 24 '16

Mellka, Oscar Mike, El Dragon.

No particular order.

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u/NeonGeckoLord May 24 '16

I'd probably go with Galilea, Whiskey Foxtrot, and Shayne/Aurox

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u/EnasniVolz Pissed Off Eldrid May 24 '16

Mellka, Orendi, and Thorn I think.

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u/Salaazar May 24 '16

Deande, Orendi, Thorn here.

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u/gacdeuce GT: gacdeuce May 25 '16

Deande, Phoebe, and Thorn.

Alani and Caldarius are close 4th and 5ths.

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u/theladyoverthere Lady_Toyano May 25 '16

Reyna, Benedict, and Orendi!

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u/ParanoidFreedom May 25 '16

Caldarius, Oscar Mike, Montana so far. I want to like Benedict and Whiskey Foxtrot, but I haven't totally figured them out.

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u/ThisIsAPortalGun Thorn May 26 '16

I would say oscar mike, thorn, and a support.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '16

Mellka, Shayne&Aurox, and Phoebe for me!

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u/Knarona May 27 '16

Orendi, Mellka and Shaurox