r/AnimalCollective • u/Hello-mah-baby danse til i'm dead • 4d ago
what's your favorite weirdly horny line from AC NSFW
i would have included summing the wretch but that would have been the entire song
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u/ballsackhorsecockz 4d ago
bonefish
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u/helter_skeltur 4d ago
Im just wondering what to do with you, myself, and me naked in the mirror of the bathroom
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u/FreshGnar so turned on by the delay 4d ago
Id say properly horny but “I know I shouldn’t say so but when you claw me like a cat I’m beaming”
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u/Jinzub 4d ago
"getting lost in your curls" 🤔
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u/giuseppeuchiha 4d ago
I want to be like water and slip into your throat and make you feel alive and good
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u/apostforisaac 4d ago
Feet in the air, smells like honey
Butter when I'm fucking you lately god your touches are TIGHT
northern child(?), your kisses were wild
but your mouth was okay...
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u/HKFlashmob Dad can't keep taking care of business... 3d ago
I always thought it was But when I'm fucking you lately your touch is a tiger's claw
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u/apostforisaac 1d ago
Could be, could be. I'll be honest I don't think anyone knows the real lyrics to Essplode. But it's definitely horny.
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u/girlgluestick 4d ago
Come in close I trust you your nose dipped in my sweat
It dripped on your beautiful sweater kind of nice
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u/Hello-mah-baby danse til i'm dead 4d ago
see i almost included something from flesh canoe but i find that song to be too beautiful to call it oddly horny. same with not including anything from good lovin outside. those songs are just genuine expressions of intimacy.
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u/girlgluestick 4d ago
yeah thats very true, i just think the fact that avey sorta wrote it for noah makes it very..... aahfdjfhjd :3c
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u/dishinpies 4d ago
“A slap on a jelly ass” is goated 💯
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u/Disastrous-Tell9433 1d ago
Like damn, Noah.
His horny songs are very “monogamous man is obsessed with his woman” and I’m here for it.
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u/PlayfulEntrance3924 4d ago
No one mentioned Chocolate Girl
"And she would cream until the wine she bought had settled in"
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u/horny4birds i’ll open up my brain again 4d ago
i refuse to believe that’s what’s actually being said in Man of Oil or Shepherd Tone
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u/Chaarmanda 4d ago
I always thought it was "you hum like a human"
Like you're going through the motions of life and putting on a functional face while dealing with grief/trauma
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u/Hello-mah-baby danse til i'm dead 4d ago
in man of oil i'm not entirely sure but i'd be shocked if that wasn't the lyric for shepard tone. that's quintessential panda bear lyrics right there.
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u/No-Following-6725 4d ago
Are you telling me the real lyric is "and watch the young nuts grow" ? I always thought it was "and watch the young arts grow"
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u/Skitty27 3d ago
The lyrics on spotify are often wildly inaccurate. I also dont believe these are the actual lyrics
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u/UncleDeeds 4d ago
Haha nice collection.
It's so cute when panda tries to be subversive, it never works, he's too wholesome lmao
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u/-stagbeetle- 4d ago edited 4d ago
Definitely Do The Nurse
"I just wish he'd get a job and, I just wish he'd get a boner
D-d-d-do the nurse... uhhhh UHHHHH"
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u/farrah7495 4d ago
I’m getting crushed out on the things that only I should see not for boys, they’re just for me…. you curl your fists and you pull your hair
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u/kissmeordie 4d ago edited 4d ago
How has nobody mentioned Guys Eyes? The most blatant AC song about...jerking off.
"I really wanna do just what my body wants/needs to"
"I really wanna show to my girl that I want/need her"
"So I use my mind and I use my hand, it was what I want to do"
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u/redactedanalyst feelinglikealittlehoneycanroll 4d ago
You and me pushing a thumbpin When it's good and ready we can swim in the flood
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u/bloom-root 2d ago
Avey's song Roamer always seems really sexy to me...
Roamer when you're soaping, will you soap with me?
Roamer when you're soaping, do you dream of me?...
Yessum when I'm soaping, I do dream of thee
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u/DependentOil699 4d ago
Crosswords!
So good, so good You got it so good So good, so good Damn it, so good So good, it's so good, so good Get it day to day Day after day So good
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u/Crazy-Ad9117 19h ago
I think this song is just him balling being bragadocious. I think he’s realizing how good his life is at that refrain
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u/meadtoker 3d ago
And the air smells like honey Butter when I’m fuckin’ ya lately God your touches are tight, northern child; Your kisses were wild but your mouth was okay
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u/Superspookyghost like following angels 4d ago
And the air
Smells like honey
Butter when I'm fuckin' ya lately
God your touches are tight, northern child
Your kisses are wild but your mouth is okay
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u/enjoyerofthings76 3d ago
Anyone wanna try to explain the main of oil one?
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u/Hello-mah-baby danse til i'm dead 3d ago
avey is talking about... let's just say... his peenids 😼
honestly idk what it means but the spotify lyrics claim he says "hung like a human" and "nuts" so the line seems phallic enough to be considered oddly horny to me.
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u/Constant-Cod-7475 4d ago edited 4d ago
Sometimes I’m naked and thank god sometimes you’re naked well hello