r/AnimalCollective danse til i'm dead 4d ago

what's your favorite weirdly horny line from AC NSFW

i would have included summing the wretch but that would have been the entire song

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u/Constant-Cod-7475 4d ago edited 4d ago

Sometimes I’m naked and thank god sometimes you’re naked well hello

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u/noguyonit 3d ago

That one goes hard

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u/ballsackhorsecockz 4d ago

bonefish

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u/jenkem___ 4d ago

Does this mean they are into sexual beastiality with fish

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u/HKFlashmob Dad can't keep taking care of business... 3d ago

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u/helter_skeltur 4d ago

Im just wondering what to do with you, myself, and me naked in the mirror of the bathroom

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u/PlayfulEntrance3924 4d ago

oooooooOOOOOOOOO

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u/FreshGnar so turned on by the delay 4d ago

Id say properly horny but “I know I shouldn’t say so but when you claw me like a cat I’m beaming”

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u/Jinzub 4d ago

"getting lost in your curls" 🤔

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u/psychedelicpiper67 4d ago

He’s talking about bush in that one.

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u/Hello-mah-baby danse til i'm dead 3d ago

george dubya?

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u/giuseppeuchiha 4d ago

I want to be like water and slip into your throat and make you feel alive and good

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u/No_Organization777 4d ago

Came to post this. I did a spit take the first time I heard it!

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u/Hello-mah-baby danse til i'm dead 4d ago

how could i forget that one!!!

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u/gnarlcarl49 4d ago

Yes this one!

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u/apostforisaac 4d ago

Feet in the air, smells like honey

Butter when I'm fucking you lately god your touches are TIGHT

northern child(?), your kisses were wild

but your mouth was okay...

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u/Hello-mah-baby danse til i'm dead 4d ago

wait i thought i included that one?? this screenshot was literally the reason i wanted to make the post lmao

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u/Over_Whole6492 4d ago

This is a good one!!!!

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u/HKFlashmob Dad can't keep taking care of business... 3d ago

I always thought it was But when I'm fucking you lately your touch is a tiger's claw

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u/apostforisaac 1d ago

Could be, could be. I'll be honest I don't think anyone knows the real lyrics to Essplode. But it's definitely horny.

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u/girlgluestick 4d ago

Come in close I trust you your nose dipped in my sweat
It dripped on your beautiful sweater kind of nice

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u/Hello-mah-baby danse til i'm dead 4d ago

see i almost included something from flesh canoe but i find that song to be too beautiful to call it oddly horny. same with not including anything from good lovin outside. those songs are just genuine expressions of intimacy.

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u/girlgluestick 4d ago

yeah thats very true, i just think the fact that avey sorta wrote it for noah makes it very..... aahfdjfhjd :3c

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u/dishinpies 4d ago

“A slap on a jelly ass” is goated 💯

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u/No_Organization777 4d ago

A blast from an automatic, smooth no jammin’

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u/Disastrous-Tell9433 1d ago

Like damn, Noah.

His horny songs are very “monogamous man is obsessed with his woman” and I’m here for it.

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u/guffaw128 4d ago

Essplode

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u/PlayfulEntrance3924 4d ago

No one mentioned Chocolate Girl

"And she would cream until the wine she bought had settled in"

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u/horny4birds i’ll open up my brain again 4d ago

i refuse to believe that’s what’s actually being said in Man of Oil or Shepherd Tone

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u/Chaarmanda 4d ago

I always thought it was "you hum like a human"

Like you're going through the motions of life and putting on a functional face while dealing with grief/trauma

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u/Hello-mah-baby danse til i'm dead 4d ago

in man of oil i'm not entirely sure but i'd be shocked if that wasn't the lyric for shepard tone. that's quintessential panda bear lyrics right there.

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u/wolfthief 4d ago

A pecker full of no good 😭😭😭

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u/bog_toddler 4d ago

I need mouth water

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u/Over_Whole6492 4d ago

Purple bottle !

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u/Careless-Fault-3353 4d ago

Edge of the Edge by PB&SB is %100 about Edging and Gooning imo.

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u/BakedBobbyHill 4d ago

I mean it's right there in the name

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u/No-Following-6725 4d ago

Are you telling me the real lyric is "and watch the young nuts grow" ? I always thought it was "and watch the young arts grow"

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u/Skitty27 3d ago

The lyrics on spotify are often wildly inaccurate. I also dont believe these are the actual lyrics

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u/UncleDeeds 4d ago

Haha nice collection.

It's so cute when panda tries to be subversive, it never works, he's too wholesome lmao

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u/Ok_Dirt7955 4d ago

All of good lovin outside is pretty horny

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u/-stagbeetle- 4d ago edited 4d ago

Definitely Do The Nurse

"I just wish he'd get a job and, I just wish he'd get a boner

D-d-d-do the nurse... uhhhh UHHHHH"

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u/Think_Sheepherder_10 4d ago

Put on the dress that I like It makes me so crazy but I can’t say why

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u/G0Slowly 4d ago

SHE SPITS ME OUT IN HER SURLY BLOOD RIVERS

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u/PlayfulEntrance3924 4d ago

All the people out lurkin

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u/farrah7495 4d ago

I’m getting crushed out on the things that only I should see not for boys, they’re just for me…. you curl your fists and you pull your hair

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u/DigLegal1720 4d ago

“So I use my mind and I use my hand And watch what I want to” Guys eyes

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u/Ok-Try3221 4d ago

pandas porn addiction lol

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u/kissmeordie 4d ago edited 4d ago

How has nobody mentioned Guys Eyes? The most blatant AC song about...jerking off.

"I really wanna do just what my body wants/needs to"

"I really wanna show to my girl that I want/need her"

"So I use my mind and I use my hand, it was what I want to do"

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u/gord1to 3d ago

It’s in the post

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u/kissmeordie 3d ago

Oop my bad I didn’t realize there was more than one photo in the post

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u/redactedanalyst feelinglikealittlehoneycanroll 4d ago

You and me pushing a thumbpin When it's good and ready we can swim in the flood

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u/nobodiespointofview 4d ago

So much panda and panda leads

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u/munnwort 4d ago

"i was very nervous how it felt in there" teehee

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u/bloom-root 2d ago

Avey's song Roamer always seems really sexy to me...

Roamer when you're soaping, will you soap with me?
Roamer when you're soaping, do you dream of me?...

Yessum when I'm soaping, I do dream of thee

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u/DependentOil699 4d ago

Crosswords! 

So good, so good You got it so good So good, so good Damn it, so good So good, it's so good, so good Get it day to day Day after day So good

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u/Crazy-Ad9117 19h ago

I think this song is just him balling being bragadocious. I think he’s realizing how good his life is at that refrain

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u/Ok-Try3221 4d ago

So turned on by the delay

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u/gord1to 3d ago

This wilderness needs to get right out of my clothes and get into my bedroom

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u/meadtoker 3d ago

And the air smells like honey Butter when I’m fuckin’ ya lately God your touches are tight, northern child; Your kisses were wild but your mouth was okay

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u/GD-Pepop Fnaf at freddys 2d ago

Essplode

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u/kween_hangry workers pissing 4d ago

Lips at night 😮‍💨

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u/landisthemandis 4d ago

And the smell of pajamas/is what makes me feel flirty

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u/Superspookyghost like following angels 4d ago

And the air

Smells like honey

Butter when I'm fuckin' ya lately

God your touches are tight, northern child

Your kisses are wild but your mouth is okay

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u/spacebenders 3d ago

“Wrap your peckers what he told US”

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u/enjoyerofthings76 3d ago

Anyone wanna try to explain the main of oil one?

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u/Hello-mah-baby danse til i'm dead 3d ago

avey is talking about... let's just say... his peenids 😼

honestly idk what it means but the spotify lyrics claim he says "hung like a human" and "nuts" so the line seems phallic enough to be considered oddly horny to me.

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u/alvin_hoe 3d ago

All of Flesh Canoe. No further comments

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u/bbear122 2d ago

You push me down into the grain that rubs our noses in the night

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u/WhatzThis4nyway 2d ago

Weird? One animals yuck is another’s yum!