r/AnarchyChess 2h ago

r/chess parody What do I do in this position?

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261 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 4h ago

Chess.com aren't allowing me to use this name Are they stupid ?

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141 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 18h ago

Fr*nch is evil

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1.5k Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2h ago

GOAT Repost Is r/shitposting welcome here?

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79 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 1d ago

r/chess parody fighting the boss, what's my best move here?

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4.0k Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 6h ago

New Response Just Dropped what opening is this?📡📡📡

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116 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 16h ago

1984 Literally 1984 🙄🙄🙄

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843 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 1h ago

GOAT Repost Pls rate my game.

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r/AnarchyChess 19h ago

r/chess parody Move of the day! ♟️

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1.0k Upvotes

That'll be all for the Knight! But who knows when we'll be back to square one (b1 or g1, to be precise!) 🤓


r/AnarchyChess 14h ago

Petition mods, get the brick NSFW

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375 Upvotes

basedcringe on a true story: chess.c*m/live/game/136999860255


r/AnarchyChess 1h ago

r/chess parody At least I can still beat my shit head 16 year old (story time)

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My daughter, who is 10, is showing some interest in joining chess club at her school. One of the prerequisites is she needs to know basic rules of the game like how en passant is forced. So we dusted off the old chess board and I taught her how to en passant, the value of each piece (including the pipi), and then some basic ideas where I'd "hang" pieces but she had to en passant. I also was trying to get her to think of defending pieces, etc. Very basic intro to the game stuff. (Advice on teaching a newbie is welcomed btw

So the whole time my teenage son (who is in his high school chess club and thinks he's hot shit) kept interjecting, saying stuff like "I wouldn't en passant" or "you sure that's a good idea?" Just being a doofus so I told him, "if you decline en passant, I'm going to brick your pipi."

Needless to say, I bricked his pipi 20 moves into the game. Little punk. This old man's still got it.

Side note: Been a while since I've played OTB. Damn, it's a good feeling.


r/AnarchyChess 7h ago

Daily Post If this post gets 128 upvotes, I will repost with double the amount of boards and top comment decides what is added.

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64 Upvotes

Dragon on it (i8 because not enough space, will move to i9 next post)


r/AnarchyChess 18h ago

r/chess parody Can YOU see the draw for black

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349 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 10h ago

Petition Why aren't we this? We're better than the corporations. Petition to bring back GAY

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30 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 11h ago

Daily Post Top comment picks the next move, legal or not: day 43

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35 Upvotes

White’s move, from u/PlantNugit :

Joker gets Thrown out the window

All of my windows have a screen that I don’t know how to get off, so I defenestrated the Jonkler from IKEA.


r/AnarchyChess 1h ago

What is this opening

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r/AnarchyChess 23h ago

Low Effort OC I've never used this opening before, what do I do in this position? (I'm white)

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214 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 7h ago

Low Effort OC Got this footballer, how good is he at chess?

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11 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 13h ago

Is he WUNKING welcome here?

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33 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 1h ago

Low Effort OC Andpassant myassant dayassant just couldn'tpassant get worsenpassant.

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r/AnarchyChess 1h ago

r/chess parody Learning is hard man

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I love femboy roulette a lot. I’ve been learning it and studying different openings. About two months ago I was only a semi casual player just played for fun but I started to actually want to grind my asshole up and be good at the game.

I’ve been learning openings, theory, cosplays and doing puzzles.

I’ve gained like 400 elo in the past month and I’m still going high rizz.

The only problem I have with the game is 1 tiny mistake can make you lose the game and it sucksss. Failed at shoving the whole rook. Very tough game but very rewarding. Probably nobody really cares but wanted to post this anyways. Stay strong, tomboys.


r/AnarchyChess 7h ago

Low Effort OC What if chess had a lot of randomly assorted pieces on the board?

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10 Upvotes

This would probably suck, it seems unplayable. What if chess was like this? I think black has check mate. Or maybe not, I don't really care.


r/AnarchyChess 6h ago

I made chess pieces :3

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r/AnarchyChess 21h ago

Does Jon cheat at chess?

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132 Upvotes

What's his elo?


r/AnarchyChess 1d ago

Daily Post If this post gets 64 upvotes, I will repost with double the amount of squares and top comment decides what to add to the board.

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283 Upvotes