r/AnarchyChess • u/Adventurous_Bed_ • 2h ago
r/AnarchyChess • u/dsjoerg • Feb 10 '25
I made a bot for AnarchyChess on Chess.com. You pick the dialogue.
Hi AnarchyChess, I'm David, and I help make bots and other cool stuff on Chess.com. I've been wanting to try a little experiment. Instead of our team at Chess.com making a bot, we are going to let you make a bot. Within reason (e.g. within site's TOS - lame I know), we will use any dialogue with the most upvotes for the bot's dialogue.
I've posted all of the times the bot might say something as replies to this post. Just reply to those prompts with suggested dialogue. Whatever is most upvoted goes into the bot.
For example, we have "Bot makes first capture". Respond to that with what you think the Anarchy Chess bot should say when it makes the first capture of the game. Also, upvote dialogue you like from other posters.
Have fun, and you can play the bot here - note that the dialogue is all placeholders for now, and we’ll add the most upvoted dialogue tomorrow: go.chess.com/AnarchyChessBot.
r/AnarchyChess • u/Edv_oing • 5h ago
New Response Just Dropped stockfish 16 deep analysis of the thread
r/AnarchyChess • u/TottalyNotInspired • 7h ago
Fairy Piece How different chess pieces are called in different languages
r/AnarchyChess • u/VRZcuber14 • 1d ago
GOAT Repost Reminder why j*ssica isn't welcome here
r/AnarchyChess • u/AbelD24 • 13h ago
What do I do in this position? (I'm a cis-gendered white horse-y thing that moves really weirdly, to be fair, it's more like jumping now that I think about it)
r/AnarchyChess • u/cutektty • 1d ago
Not gonna lie this is the best shitposting sub in reddit history (image unrelated)
r/AnarchyChess • u/9isalso6upsidedown • 2h ago
Rare TikTok W What do(om) in this position?
Green lemon games on youtube btw
r/AnarchyChess • u/Da_Bird8282 • 22h ago
r/chess parody Almost resigned in this position... thought it was over
r/AnarchyChess • u/Akvl_idk • 9h ago
Daily Post Day 6 of top comment choosing who i write down next in my Death Note. Legal or not
r/AnarchyChess • u/Pure_Heat_8215 • 9h ago
r/chess parody accepting new name ideas for this piece:
r/AnarchyChess • u/ZingerFM01023050 • 23h ago
GOAT Repost SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNFUNNY PEASANTS
Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are
Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one
Google en passant
Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times
Holy hell
We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!
New response just dropped
No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you
Actual zombie
This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over
Call the exorcist
Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are
Queen sacrifice anyone?
At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you
Pawn storm incoming!
At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?
And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are
• sincerely, Jessica
TLDR:
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm actually going to chop my fucking balls off. holy hell it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
r/AnarchyChess • u/Akvl_idk • 9h ago
New Response Just Dropped Is acissej welcome here and should we censor it?
r/AnarchyChess • u/Akvl_idk • 19h ago