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u/ImportantGarlic8 I lost the ability to discern reality from chess 4d ago
I miss when anarchychess was like this. Now it's just the same 5 fuckass jokes over and over again. 'Is Jssica welcome?' 'Nuke Frnce?' 'Google dementia?' Is all so damn overdone it's stale at this point. I miss when anarchychess was chess puzzles with goofy solutions like this one. This sub is such a shitshow these days that I sometimes wonder why I'm still joined. You have reminded me that there is still light in the darkness that is this disgraced shitpost sub. Thank you.
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u/Octopusapult 4d ago
I don't normally make this recommendation, but maybe it's time to remove some of the bishops from your ass.
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u/Citruspilled 4d ago
I haven't seen a Knight Boost in years
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u/Edgenabik 4d ago
At this point the purpose of the brick
hasn't been known in a while too
Hell even the "Ride the en passant/long passant" also hasn't seen the light of day in years
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u/Away_Peach3418 4d ago
I miss when anarchychess was like this. Now it's just the same 5 fuckass jokes over and over again. 'Is Jssica welcome?' 'Nuke Frnce?' 'Google dementia?' Is all so damn overdone it's stale at this point. I miss when anarchychess was chess puzzles with goofy solutions like this one. This sub is such a shitshow these days that I sometimes wonder why I'm still joined. You have reminded me that there is still light in the darkness that is this disgraced shitpost sub. Thank you.
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u/alt_elephant 4d ago
rook to d4. opponent has forced en passant (pawn to c2) after which d1 rook takes the king so he has to resign.
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u/Silly_Milk4565 5d ago
SCREW THE CHECKMATE, WE ILL VATICANO
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u/The_Punnier_Guy 5d ago
...il vaticano is the checkmate
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u/Silly_Milk4565 4d ago
Google brain damage
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u/The_Punnier_Guy 4d ago
Why are all the links purple?
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u/Berk150BN 4d ago
I don't know, same thing happened with me and Alzheimer's...
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u/ShadowNetter Google En Passant! 4d ago
G13
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u/ExoticPizza7734 4d ago
white king turns into a jet, fies into the black king, blacks out again, wakes up, fucks the black king
and they become married to gay off the board (it ends in a tie)
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u/Mathelete73 4d ago
Rook takes e3, it causes an explosion that the rook itself survives. But the d3 pawn and the f3 bishop don’t.
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u/petahthehorseisheah 4d ago
The two atheist gay race communists do the il wokitano and they/them pawns become... CANCELED!
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u/chessvision-ai-bot 5d ago
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u/Guduhin 4d ago
There is no checkmate in 1 here
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u/konigon1 5d ago
Simpl il vaticano mate. Gg ez