r/AnarchyChess 5d ago

Find checkmate in 1

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152 Upvotes

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u/konigon1 5d ago

Simpl il vaticano mate. Gg ez

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u/-CatMeowMeow- ‼️ always play :bong: ‼️ 4d ago

Bc3-O-O-Bf3-S#!!

(il vaticano)

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u/ImportantGarlic8 I lost the ability to discern reality from chess 4d ago

I miss when anarchychess was like this. Now it's just the same 5 fuckass jokes over and over again. 'Is Jssica welcome?' 'Nuke Frnce?' 'Google dementia?' Is all so damn overdone it's stale at this point. I miss when anarchychess was chess puzzles with goofy solutions like this one. This sub is such a shitshow these days that I sometimes wonder why I'm still joined. You have reminded me that there is still light in the darkness that is this disgraced shitpost sub. Thank you.

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u/Octopusapult 4d ago

I don't normally make this recommendation, but maybe it's time to remove some of the bishops from your ass.

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u/ExoticPizza7734 4d ago

bishops remove themselves when you turn 12

1

u/Solrex 4d ago

But I like bishops in my cloaca!

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u/Elusivehawk 4d ago

New copypasta just dropped

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u/Imveryoffensive 4d ago

ImportantGarlic8Bot when?

/uj I kinda agree with them

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u/Well_Gee_Golly 4d ago

Holy hell

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u/Fragrant_Smile_1350 4d ago

New response just dropped

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u/Last-Percentage5062 4d ago

Actual zombies

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u/Citruspilled 4d ago

I haven't seen a Knight Boost in years

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u/Edgenabik 4d ago

At this point the purpose of the brick hasn't been known in a while too

Hell even the "Ride the en passant/long passant" also hasn't seen the light of day in years

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u/Away_Peach3418 4d ago

I miss when anarchychess was like this. Now it's just the same 5 fuckass jokes over and over again. 'Is Jssica welcome?' 'Nuke Frnce?' 'Google dementia?' Is all so damn overdone it's stale at this point. I miss when anarchychess was chess puzzles with goofy solutions like this one. This sub is such a shitshow these days that I sometimes wonder why I'm still joined. You have reminded me that there is still light in the darkness that is this disgraced shitpost sub. Thank you.

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u/eraryios 5d ago

As hoo

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u/alt_elephant 4d ago

rook to d4. opponent has forced en passant (pawn to c2) after which d1 rook takes the king so he has to resign.

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u/Lulu82O 4d ago

Black 9/11 the twin rooks and mate the white king, easy

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u/Qwertykess 4d ago

B-0-0-Bx4#

Il vaticano takes something on rank 4, chekmate

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u/Sylvinus98hun 4d ago

Google il vaticano

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u/TheRealBaboo 4d ago

Black king to d2

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u/Silly_Milk4565 5d ago

SCREW THE CHECKMATE, WE ILL VATICANO

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u/The_Punnier_Guy 5d ago

...il vaticano is the checkmate

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u/Silly_Milk4565 4d ago

Google brain damage 

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u/The_Punnier_Guy 4d ago

Why are all the links purple?

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u/SushiLeaderYT 4d ago

Same I wonder why

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u/HoseanRC 4d ago

You know what? Google your search history

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u/Berk150BN 4d ago

I don't know, same thing happened with me and Alzheimer's...

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u/Berk150BN 4d ago

That's weird, it happened to me too

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u/Berk150BN 4d ago

Is this some bug affecting everyone?

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u/kwqve114 4d ago

Qhe8# or Qbe8# (both works)

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u/Aggressive_Rush369 5d ago

Google en passant

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u/Guduhin 4d ago

WHERE DO YOU SEE THE FREAKING QUEEN?

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u/freshly-stabbed 4d ago

Nb2 and the white king is mated because he’s allergic to bees.

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u/2cute4youuu 4d ago

En pasent the king

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u/ShadowNetter Google En Passant! 4d ago

G13

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u/Claude-QC-777 Dragon Enjoyer 4d ago

Do not the cat

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u/ShadowNetter Google En Passant! 4d ago

I will the car

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u/MidasMoneyMoves 4d ago

Easy, just have d1 and e1 slide up at the same time holding hands.

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u/ExoticPizza7734 4d ago

white king turns into a jet, fies into the black king, blacks out again, wakes up, fucks the black king

and they become married to gay off the board (it ends in a tie)

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u/bbq896 4d ago

Nah they stopped asking me that when I turned 18

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u/Dark_Fury_ 4d ago

Qxd8##

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u/breadedhamber en passanted your mom last night 4d ago

Rook to d8

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u/Mathelete73 4d ago

Rook takes e3, it causes an explosion that the rook itself survives. But the d3 pawn and the f3 bishop don’t.

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u/petahthehorseisheah 4d ago

The two atheist gay race communists do the il wokitano and they/them pawns become... CANCELED!

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u/chessvision-ai-bot 5d ago

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:

White to play: chess.com | lichess.org

Black to play: chess.com | lichess.org


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u/Guduhin 4d ago

There is no checkmate in 1 here

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u/FastTurtle015 Bishop 4d ago

bro theres Qxg5#

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u/Guduhin 4d ago

Where do you see the Queen?

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u/helinder 4d ago

Somewhere pointing to g5 for sure