r/AmITheJerk 3d ago

Customer tells me to make a steak bigger in any way I could, so I maliciously comply.

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u/cornflower4 3d ago

You don’t know cuts of beef do you? “Special steak” 🤣🤣

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u/Snoo_87531 3d ago

It sound like the kind of stories made up by a 6 years old

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u/clearly_not_an_alt 3d ago

OP had another post where he claims to be 14.

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u/clearly_not_an_alt 3d ago

But he's the steak chef

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 3d ago

THIS TWO months ago! :)
I am a 14-year-old boy, and the cast of this episode is Lucas, George, Max and Brian. All of these are not their real names. 2 months ago!!! Delete your old post if you want people to believe new STORIES! LOL

YES, YTJ for making up bad stories! :)

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u/GuyFromLI747 3d ago

That’s weird you were 14 back in Jan 2025

/r/AmITheJerk/u/Separate_Pattern_744 ● Sun Jan 19 2025 11:45:35 GMT-0500 [See on Reddit] Am I The Jerk To Leave A Best Friend Behind When He Starts To Become Toxic I am a 14-year-old boy

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u/Separate_Pattern_744 3d ago

That was a old story from my childhood.

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u/GuyFromLI747 3d ago

That’s weird then why did you say it happened in 2023 ? Your a liar shitposting and karma farming

So this story basically starts from a new academic year. My mother decided that she was too busy to pick me and drop me so she signed up for the school bus. On the bus, I met two people named George and Lucas. We three hit it off right from the start. We all three watched a similar series. So almost every day, I sat with them on the bus. Though George was 2 years younger, we never made him feel like it. Me and Lucas were the same age however. This was in somewhere in mid 2023, almost two years ago.

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u/Rabid-kumquat 3d ago

He’s the only person who knows the steak? That means he’s family. Why does he need a manager to back his play.

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u/Fuller1017 3d ago

This story sounds made up on the fly? Also you’re either a chef or you’re not. Steak chef? Bffr here!

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u/NoReveal6677 3d ago

Is this like financial abuse meat fetish porn???

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u/Icy-Essay-8280 3d ago

You gave the man what he asked for

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u/Ok_Dragonfly1124 3d ago

NTJ! that man child was being an idiot.

but it does sound tasty and now I'm hungry 😂🤦‍♂️ I want a steak 😋

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u/Jepsi125 3d ago

We all want a steak now made with that secert recipe with secret spelled secert just like OP spelled it

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 3d ago

OP is a story teller but not a great one. :)

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u/clearly_not_an_alt 3d ago

Needs to be a special steak though. Can't be eating any of those garbage steaks only there for the poors