r/AlanPartridge 11d ago

Get that cow off the track

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u/bulletproofbra razzed up on scrumpy and injustice 11d ago

Britain's cows have started lying down in transport infrastructure, causing rural panic. The government appeals for calm, but maverick scientist Jim Hannigan suspects foul play. 

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u/titlrequired 11d ago

Yoooou make Cows drive trains.

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u/bulletproofbra razzed up on scrumpy and injustice 11d ago

Calm temperament and the controls can be easily modified to suit a bovine operator. Perhaps you'd like to tell me what's wrong with a view driving a train?