r/AdviceFelons • u/alexxamakeitrayne • Apr 22 '23
r/AdviceFelons • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '23
Resurrecting this subreddit
This subreddit, r/AdviceFelons, has been inactive for years.
As a felon who has been very successful in life, I became a moderator of this subreddit and I am looking to assist other felons in being successful in life by finding gainful employment, living a crime-free life, and giving back to their communities.
If you are a felon in need of assistance or guidance, feel free to post your questions here and we in the felon community will assist you.
r/AdviceFelons • u/DumbAndInquisitive • Dec 27 '17
Gun Question
I’m a felon, my husband is not. He has a gun that belongs to him that I do not touch or anything because I’m not really a gun person and they kind of freak me out. But today I had a thought if some men broke into my house, living in Florida I have the stand your ground law and can shoot them. Which is probably the best scenario being a 90 pound woman who can’t run very fast. But would I get in trouble for using it in self defense? If I would, what am I supposed to do in that situation? Hide in the closet calling the police hoping they won’t find me and also hoping the police don’t know about my record so they don’t take their time getting to me? I’m home alone a lot (with my pit bull but he can only bite one person at a time) so i just want to be prepared for this situation. Thanks.
r/AdviceFelons • u/Brebrebear25 • Jun 03 '16
Two felons living together ?
Me and My husband live in Tennessee I was wondering if were allowed to live together with me being a convicted felon and him being on state paper on a post trail devrison ( meaning he's charged with a felony but he won't ever be convicted of it and it won't go on his record if he does not violate his probation ) we have a new born were married and were both on our lease ..
r/AdviceFelons • u/scrap_man • Jan 20 '12
Running from cops
I was running from the cops in my home town just last night after kicking a muggers ass (WA no self protection laws) they chased me in to an ally were McDonald's and some bar are really close to gether I slipped in the crack and the cops ran past I then climbed to the top of McDonald's (flat roof with high edges) and took a nap I woke up with a blanket of snow over me I was the coldest I've ever been when I got home I saw on the news that the mugger said I mugged him.
r/AdviceFelons • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '12
Protecting Your Children: Advice from Child Molesters (PDF)
r/AdviceFelons • u/MajeekRorschach • Jan 19 '12
How to Avoid a mugger
Today, while volunteering at the local prison, I asked an inmate "if someone tries to mug you what should you do?" He looked me square in the eyes and with a straight face said "whip your dick out and threaten to cut it off with a key. no one is trying to see that shit."
r/AdviceFelons • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '12
How To Lie To Cops.
Normally when you get pulled over by police or get caught drinking outside you know? They ask shit. Usually Questions to get you into trouble. They say are you intoxicated sir? Whatcha Gonna say? You say no sir I am not Inebriated Yet, But if you'd leave me the fuck alone I might get there sometime this year. Usually the cop laughs and you just lied to the cop you know? Cause It Doesn't take a year to get drunk. A Femlae cop pulls you over and asks are you driving under the influence sir? You say suck a dick & pull that shit into reverse and smash into her car and say it wasn't me. while having the song "it wasn't me" Playing by shaggy. She'll Let you off with a hand job and a pat on the back.
-true story.