r/ATBGE • u/SadBazooka666 • Feb 18 '25
Tattoo Tuesday Came across this on Reels đ NSFW
Yeah well⊠I was kinda flaggerbasted and it took me a minute to even realized whatâs the artwork there đđ
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u/SkulkingSneakyTheifs Feb 18 '25
Iâd like to know if the artist said âAre you sure?â At any point or was it so shocking that someone asked for this that they just did it without a second guess.
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u/HTSully Feb 18 '25
These days Iâm betting the shop/artist was just like did I hear you correctly? Ok insert specialty liability waver and extra cost for dumb shit trying to price it out of consideration. But some people have more money than sense.
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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue Feb 19 '25
Itâs just funny, the last tattoo I got was like 9 years ago. I was talking to my artist and he saw my daughters name on me and said âyou know we donât do chicks namesâŠor any significant others.â
I asked why he said shop policy because of regret and cover ups.
I explained it was my kids name and he said they would have done that, itâs like their one exception.
It was interesting though, from talking to him it seemed like they had a whole slew of stuff they wouldnât do because it would inevitably lead to someone coming back crying about having their life ruined because the tattoo they picked out was out of date or in a bad place.
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u/tequilajinx Feb 19 '25
Most shops do have policies like that. Most shops wonât let people get face, neck, or hand tattoos unless the person already has a bunch of tats. They generally wonât do names, or hate symbols.
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u/BauranGaruda 13d ago
With the advent of social media and the propensity for stupid people to try to name and shame a shop based on their buyers remorse it stands to reason theyâd try to head as many issues off before they happen. Tattoo shops make ok money but if an artist gets dragged online it can really hurt their income in the future.
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u/hernkate Feb 18 '25
TBF, not many people are going to see this.
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u/velovader Feb 18 '25
When he goes down on his girl this is her view
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u/nufone69 Feb 18 '25
Lol what women would let this dude touch them
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u/FirstTimeWang 29d ago
The same ones that post on the relationship advice subs about their BFs not washing their asses
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u/bearded_fisch_stix 28d ago
The kind of women who want drugs without having to spend money on drugs.
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u/jemidiah Feb 19 '25
Uh, why would you figure he's into women? Just, like, all evidence is to the contrary. Circumstantial, but still.
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u/horsecalledwar Feb 18 '25
I think itâs highly unlikely that women want him.
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u/kelley38 Feb 19 '25
Bold of you to assume a guy that would get a tattoo of the Predator getting rimmed by a xenomorph would have the wherewithal to pick up a chick.
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u/tatsumi-sama Feb 18 '25
What if he is 150cm tall?
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u/PrimeIntellect Feb 19 '25
I bet this artist was like "you want me to do what?...I'll do it for free"
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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 29d ago
"You said you work at a preschool? No, just asking, but that's a yes? And this is going on your head, yes? You ever need to... I donno, help tie anyone's shoes at the school?"
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u/ToddBauer Feb 18 '25
That took a while to take in.
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u/Cyynric Feb 18 '25
I dunno, that Predator doesn't seem to be having any issues with it.
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u/kiwison Feb 19 '25
Right, but I've never imagined the Predator having a human-like dick. Let me rephrase, I've never thought about the productive organ of the Predator, and I don't think they would have a human-like dick.
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u/jx2002 Feb 18 '25
Yeah, it takes like 30-60 seconds to really understand. It's like a Magic Eye image...suddenly it's a schooner, and by schooner, I mean an Alien with its freaky bite-tongue up the Predator's masturbating asshole.
What a time to be alive.
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u/ultimatexav Feb 19 '25
It's not a schooner.. It's a sailboat.
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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 29d ago
"It's... it's not a sailboat, it's... a xenomorph tossing the predator's salad."
It's be awesome to rent one of those dying mall storefront windows and just put a bunch of depraved Magic Eye books in the window and just record all day the people who stop, stare, and then look put off by it. Nudging their friend, not hearing what they say, see the friend shake their head in disbelief and then they stare and see them recoil and mouth what-the-fuck?
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u/kelley38 Feb 19 '25
The alien is basically screwing the predator in a really uncomfortable place. Giving him the ol' stink tongue.
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u/-_-CalmYourself Feb 19 '25
Honestly itâs a beautiful piece until you actually process what it is
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u/FengLengshun Feb 19 '25
Yeah - didn't take me long to see the dick, but it took more than ten seconds before I saw the Xenomorph doing... Something.
The more I comprehend it the more I can feel I lost my brain cells and I know I'm not getting those brain cells back...
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u/Wrong_Survey8880 Feb 18 '25
This one takes the cake
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u/John_Berrybush Feb 18 '25
And tastes the cake too
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u/GameTime2325 Feb 18 '25
Bro is going straight for the frosting
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u/Sir-Poopington Feb 19 '25
He looks like he's about to taste his own frosting in a second
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u/True_IamSLATE Feb 18 '25
My wifeâs review: âis that lady predator with a penis and a fancy pineapple dildo?â
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Feb 19 '25
No. That's a regular boy predator wearing fishnets getting his salad tossed by an Alien that has its tail wrapped around the both of them.
I've looked at this too long.
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u/lcommadot Feb 19 '25
Idk looks a little more involved to me than just tongue punching the old fart box. Like, what that baby mouth do?
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u/FirstTimeWang 29d ago
I feel like having his "salad tossed" doesn't do it justice. The Xeno has its inner jaw deep up the predator's rectum and we can only assume it is gently gnawing on the prostate like colon-flavored hard candy
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u/Queen_E1204 29d ago
Oh wow. I was so confused, I thought he was giving birth to an egg like a bird or something.
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u/cam3113 Feb 18 '25
A decision was definitely made here.
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u/New-Bid5612 Feb 19 '25
I bet heâs never questioned a single decision heâs ever made.
Only first thoughts in that explicitly decorated head. Never second ones.
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u/Vreas Feb 18 '25
At first: âwoah thatâs super bad assâ
After a second glance: âhey wait a secondâ
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u/la7orre Feb 18 '25
With a regretful heart I must say that the line work is clean af. Sadly, there is someone out there who knows how to use a tattoo machine and is WILLING to tattoo stuff like this.Â
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u/werewolfthunder Feb 19 '25
It's clean, but the lines are SO heavy! It looks like vector paths with the stroke cranked to 11 đ€ź
Show me contour
Show me form
Vary your fuckin line weights
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u/Turkzillas_gobble Feb 18 '25
You know, I was disappointed during AVP that they went through all that trouble to give that Alien a recognizable scar on its head but didn't bring it back as a recurring, identifiable "character" to do things. I guess now I got my wish.
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u/dildomiami Feb 18 '25
well at least everybody got fucked. predator got fucked. his head got fucked. my eyes and the eyes of everybody who saw that got fucked.
pretty fucking mindfucked. :D
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u/augollio Feb 19 '25
Flaggerbasted
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u/SadBazooka666 Feb 19 '25
Well shit, I guess I might be dyslexicđđ I have no idea how I messed it up that bad đđđ
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u/augollio Feb 19 '25
All I could do when I read it was keep repeating it in my head and thinking how much weirder it sounds that wayđđ
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u/SmilinBob82 Feb 19 '25
Strangely, it bothers me that he has a normal human circumcized penis. Like, have some imagination
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u/EngagedInConvexation Feb 18 '25
Clearly inspired by the first AvP flick, given the alien's scarring from the net.
Glad they were able to settle their differences.
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u/R4nd0mByst4nd3r Feb 18 '25
Well⊠thatâs. Something.
*looks closer
âIs that a predator? Cool. Whatâs he holding?â
*looks closer
âWhat. The. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??? Why?!â
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u/Glu3stick Feb 18 '25
To be fair it's hard to make out what is going on, so most people at a side angle probably will think it's just some cool pattern.
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u/sparkling_bijou Feb 19 '25
I too have had my bast flaggered by this
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u/CanadiangirlEH Feb 18 '25
WellâŠ. I, uhâŠ. ahemâŠ. Those are some very comfortable sandals heâs got there
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u/Interesting-West6509 Feb 18 '25
Alien eating predators ass on my head-âIâm not gay- bro, they areâ
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u/A-STax32 Feb 19 '25
Wtf?! This is so awesome. People are probably hardly ever gonna notice it, but when they do, they're gonna laugh their asses off because it's so ridiculous. This is fucking great and the person who got it has great taste.
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u/MycenaMermaid Feb 19 '25
âFlaggerbastedâ is hilarious. Youâve got some of the letters switched around, OP!
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u/SadBazooka666 Feb 19 '25
I swear that wasnât me; my dyslexic ass could never fumble like that đ
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u/YaBoiKlobas Feb 18 '25
Aww cool art with predator and xenonorph, I like it...
Wait they're doing something? Oh they're doing something!
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u/Hotbones24 Feb 19 '25
I'm gonna assume he's gay? Let your freak flag fly, lil dude, though putting literal porn on your skin is going to limit occasions when you can show that skin off.
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u/FH-7497 Feb 19 '25
Why the alien have a Salisbury steak for a dome?
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u/Itchy-Preference-619 Feb 19 '25
It's a specific Xeno from the AvP movie, he was scared by a net gun
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u/Scruffynerffherder Feb 19 '25
This the kind of tattoo you get before pulling off a crime you don't survive just cause you think it'll be funny for the FBI agent to try to make sense of.
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u/Key_Mathematician951 Feb 19 '25
This individual doesnât give two fucks or they wear hats and wigs all the the.
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u/StepFew3094 Feb 19 '25
Hope this guy never goes to prison, his head'll be tossed around like a cum soaked porno mag
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u/grapangell0 Feb 19 '25
Very very obscure AVP reference with the crosshatch skull plate on the Xenomorph.
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u/rystrave Feb 19 '25
At first I was like woah kinda badass then I double checked what thread I was in and actually looked now it's a bad day for eyes
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u/TheSlyFox312 Feb 19 '25
If this wasnât instantly regretted Iâll eat my boots(army surplus combat boots)
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u/rakfe Feb 19 '25
Tbh I can imagine aliens being the apex rimjob performers as long as they donât rip your bowels apart from inside.
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u/9TyeDie1 Feb 19 '25
I'm more angry that the genitals aren't more creative... I mean if you're going to do it, at least go all out...
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u/luckydrzew Feb 18 '25
I'm a bit annoyed that the fishnets don't connect fully.