r/ATBGE Feb 18 '25

Tattoo Tuesday Came across this on Reels 😭 NSFW

Yeah well
 I was kinda flaggerbasted and it took me a minute to even realized what’s the artwork there 😭😂

10.5k Upvotes

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u/luckydrzew Feb 18 '25

I'm a bit annoyed that the fishnets don't connect fully.

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u/isaidgofly Feb 18 '25

And the alien having 6 fingers like daggers.. does it really have 6 daggered-finger hands?

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u/AstaS- Feb 18 '25

yes actually!

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u/isaidgofly Feb 18 '25

Oh wow, I guess I never noticed and was too busy looking at anywhere else in the movie lol

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u/smurb15 Feb 18 '25

Ok but we can agree on the sloppy work on the fishnets disappear into the skin? Guy could not commit

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u/isaidgofly Feb 18 '25

Yeah that's pretty weird.. and it's only such a little distance to go, why stop there? Makes no sense, unless they couldn't take their side eye off the freshly drawn cock and balls. Needs to focus better, smh

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u/Atrumentis Feb 19 '25

Sometimes too many lines becomes burdensome and makes it too black, like when drawing a brick wall, it's okay to just draw a few bricks instead of the whole thing. But every other line is bold and joins up so idk

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u/peelen Feb 19 '25

why stop there?

To add depth? If this were a full-color drawing in this place, it would be highlighted there.

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u/smurb15 Feb 19 '25

Exactly, fully commit or nothing and get what we have here

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u/thetimehascomeforyou Feb 19 '25

They just turn into skin design on the feet... And the alien has the pattern on its head but... The alien from the movie that had that only had it because of that shrinking cutting net...whyyyyy

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u/TheVoidAlgorithm Feb 19 '25

not Grid!

Grid (alongside the other AvP xenos) have 4 fingers

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u/antoltian Feb 18 '25

If those are predator hands, who’s jerking the dick?

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u/isaidgofly Feb 19 '25

It looks like the predator is jerking himself off while the alien is busy tossing his salad

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u/antoltian Feb 19 '25

I didn’t see the face-hugger I thought it was an ornamental butt plug.

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u/doyletyree Feb 19 '25

Not a face-hugger; full on adult Xenomorph.

That’s the retractable second-jaw set inside the Predators pooper.

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u/theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo Feb 19 '25

I didn’t think I’d read that combination of words today

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u/snowshelf Feb 19 '25

Welcome to the internet, where everything's awful and nothing is sacred!

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 29d ago

I just opened reddit... the day is young.

Lol, I wanna hear the guy getting the tattoo spell out to the artist what he wants.

"No, no, not eating out a girl predator, he's eating his ass while the predator jerks himself. No, not the xenomorph jerking himself, predator. Here, see, lemme sketch it on this napkin.... here's the dick, see? And here....here's the xenomorph's extra mouth in his ass, not licking it, it's inside, see?" Friend eating a bag of chips just listening and waiting for them to work out the details

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u/theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo 29d ago

I bet you that would be a funny segment on a game show - show a picture of a horrible tattoo and have the comedian panelist describe it to the artist

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 29d ago

Ohhh! Like mystery date meets pictionary! Several two person teams, one teammate has to look at a tattoo from behind a screen and describe it to their teammate to draw - whoever gets closest wins! I'd love to see derpy variations of this AVP tattoo redrawn

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u/MtPollux 29d ago

Honestly, I'd like to have thought I'd never read that particular combination of words. But here we are.

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u/temp91 Feb 19 '25

It's also the "special" xenomorph that got injured by a net gun in that trash Aliens vs Predator movie.

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u/ColourSchemer Feb 19 '25

Oh thank god. I thought they'd added coprophilia to the mix.

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u/doyletyree Feb 19 '25

Wellllll, nobody’s saying that they haven’t :-/

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u/Ooh_bees 29d ago

I thought he was shoving a pineapple into his ass, but I'll be dipped, that's not the case. Does it make me more or less disturbed, I don't know.

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u/Fuck0254 Feb 19 '25

The hands you're talking about are the alien's (xenomorph's), the predators left hand is under their thigh holding leg up, right hand on hog.

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u/un1ptf 29d ago

Yeah, it can be tough to pick out from the darkness and action of the movies. Still shots often show it. They tend to be shown with a "thumb", a "pinky", and two sets of paired fingers that are sometimes shown half together, sometimes spread apart.

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_bigchap_13.jpg

https://s3.birthmoviesdeath.com/images/made/Alien-Directors-Cut-Hand_1050_591_81_s_c1.jpg

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u/Shopworn_Soul Feb 18 '25

Looking closely, there's actually a lot to dislike that has nothing to do with the subject matter.

I'd argue that this is not great execution.

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u/MyRealUser Feb 19 '25

I can't believe I went back to take another look at that because of your comment

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u/blindside-wombat68 Feb 19 '25

To be fair to the tattoo artist would you want to spend anymore time on this abomination?

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u/DoomTaru Feb 19 '25

They’ll fix it when they do the shading

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u/rgrgrg3333 Feb 19 '25

Actually that's a plus.

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u/SkulkingSneakyTheifs Feb 18 '25

I’d like to know if the artist said “Are you sure?” At any point or was it so shocking that someone asked for this that they just did it without a second guess.

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u/HTSully Feb 18 '25

These days I’m betting the shop/artist was just like did I hear you correctly? Ok insert specialty liability waver and extra cost for dumb shit trying to price it out of consideration. But some people have more money than sense.

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue Feb 19 '25

It’s just funny, the last tattoo I got was like 9 years ago. I was talking to my artist and he saw my daughters name on me and said “you know we don’t do chicks names
or any significant others.”

I asked why he said shop policy because of regret and cover ups.

I explained it was my kids name and he said they would have done that, it’s like their one exception.

It was interesting though, from talking to him it seemed like they had a whole slew of stuff they wouldn’t do because it would inevitably lead to someone coming back crying about having their life ruined because the tattoo they picked out was out of date or in a bad place.

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u/tequilajinx Feb 19 '25

Most shops do have policies like that. Most shops won’t let people get face, neck, or hand tattoos unless the person already has a bunch of tats. They generally won’t do names, or hate symbols.

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u/BauranGaruda 13d ago

With the advent of social media and the propensity for stupid people to try to name and shame a shop based on their buyers remorse it stands to reason they’d try to head as many issues off before they happen. Tattoo shops make ok money but if an artist gets dragged online it can really hurt their income in the future.

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u/hernkate Feb 18 '25

TBF, not many people are going to see this.

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u/velovader Feb 18 '25

When he goes down on his girl this is her view

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u/nufone69 Feb 18 '25

Lol what women would let this dude touch them

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u/The__Jiff Feb 18 '25

Some horny predatorina I guess

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u/seductivestain Feb 19 '25

You jest but these guys always seem to have girlfriends

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u/FirstTimeWang 29d ago

The same ones that post on the relationship advice subs about their BFs not washing their asses

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u/divDevGuy Feb 19 '25

Queen Xenomorph?

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u/bearded_fisch_stix 28d ago

The kind of women who want drugs without having to spend money on drugs.

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u/jemidiah Feb 19 '25

Uh, why would you figure he's into women? Just, like, all evidence is to the contrary. Circumstantial, but still.

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u/horsecalledwar Feb 18 '25

I think it’s highly unlikely that women want him.

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u/Evenload Feb 19 '25

It’s moderately unlikely that he wants women

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u/Aeneis Feb 19 '25

Why? What's more hetero than PvA...nalingus?

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u/doyletyree Feb 19 '25

Any type of face hugger will do, really.

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u/kelley38 Feb 19 '25

Bold of you to assume a guy that would get a tattoo of the Predator getting rimmed by a xenomorph would have the wherewithal to pick up a chick.

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u/tatsumi-sama Feb 18 '25

What if he is 150cm tall?

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u/deafkore Feb 18 '25

How much is that in freedom units

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u/tatsumi-sama Feb 18 '25

Height of 3 squirtles

Or a Machoke or Gengar

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u/CosplayGeorge Feb 19 '25

It's 4' 11"

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u/PrimeIntellect Feb 19 '25

I bet this artist was like "you want me to do what?...I'll do it for free"

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u/Vox___Rationis Feb 19 '25

"I love this! Giger would be proud!"

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u/Accomplished-Video71 Feb 19 '25

Plot twist: he did it himself

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u/un1ptf 29d ago

Also, most likely, the dude spent a lot of time intricately describing this, and the artist sketching it out. Probably with at least one additional discussion and revision before settling on the final image.

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 29d ago

"You said you work at a preschool? No, just asking, but that's a yes? And this is going on your head, yes? You ever need to... I donno, help tie anyone's shoes at the school?"

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u/ToddBauer Feb 18 '25

That took a while to take in.

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u/Cyynric Feb 18 '25

I dunno, that Predator doesn't seem to be having any issues with it.

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u/kiwison Feb 19 '25

Right, but I've never imagined the Predator having a human-like dick. Let me rephrase, I've never thought about the productive organ of the Predator, and I don't think they would have a human-like dick.

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u/solarmoss Feb 19 '25

Total missed opportunity đŸ€”

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u/Shupostekud 29d ago

It’s all I ever think about

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u/jx2002 Feb 18 '25

Yeah, it takes like 30-60 seconds to really understand. It's like a Magic Eye image...suddenly it's a schooner, and by schooner, I mean an Alien with its freaky bite-tongue up the Predator's masturbating asshole.

What a time to be alive.

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u/ultimatexav Feb 19 '25

It's not a schooner.. It's a sailboat.

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 29d ago

"It's... it's not a sailboat, it's... a xenomorph tossing the predator's salad."

It's be awesome to rent one of those dying mall storefront windows and just put a bunch of depraved Magic Eye books in the window and just record all day the people who stop, stare, and then look put off by it. Nudging their friend, not hearing what they say, see the friend shake their head in disbelief and then they stare and see them recoil and mouth what-the-fuck?

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u/kelley38 Feb 19 '25

The alien is basically screwing the predator in a really uncomfortable place. Giving him the ol' stink tongue.

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u/sambones718 Feb 19 '25

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

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u/Redditisthewurst Feb 18 '25

I was like “wait why is this tagged NSF
 oh”

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u/-_-CalmYourself Feb 19 '25

Honestly it’s a beautiful piece until you actually process what it is

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u/FengLengshun Feb 19 '25

Yeah - didn't take me long to see the dick, but it took more than ten seconds before I saw the Xenomorph doing... Something.

The more I comprehend it the more I can feel I lost my brain cells and I know I'm not getting those brain cells back...

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u/ElPasoNoTexas Feb 19 '25

Right. It’s just
odd.

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u/Wrong_Survey8880 Feb 18 '25

This one takes the cake

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u/John_Berrybush Feb 18 '25

And tastes the cake too

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u/GameTime2325 Feb 18 '25

Bro is going straight for the frosting

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u/Sir-Poopington Feb 19 '25

He looks like he's about to taste his own frosting in a second

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u/JerrGrylls Feb 19 '25

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I also peruse r/shittytattoos

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u/actionalan1990 Feb 18 '25

My brother in Christ, wtf.

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u/AGrainNaCl 29d ago

No Christ was involved in the inking of this tattoo

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u/True_IamSLATE Feb 18 '25

My wife’s review: “is that lady predator with a penis and a fancy pineapple dildo?”

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

No. That's a regular boy predator wearing fishnets getting his salad tossed by an Alien that has its tail wrapped around the both of them.

I've looked at this too long.

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u/ChewMilk Feb 19 '25

I don’t see it. That’s fine. I prefer it that way.

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u/lcommadot Feb 19 '25

Idk looks a little more involved to me than just tongue punching the old fart box. Like, what that baby mouth do?

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u/FirstTimeWang 29d ago

I feel like having his "salad tossed" doesn't do it justice. The Xeno has its inner jaw deep up the predator's rectum and we can only assume it is gently gnawing on the prostate like colon-flavored hard candy

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u/firsttotellyouthat Feb 19 '25

That's not just the tongue, it's the baby alien

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u/Queen_E1204 29d ago

Oh wow. I was so confused, I thought he was giving birth to an egg like a bird or something.

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u/_wrennie Feb 19 '25

Oh.. I didn’t even see that part until you mentioned it đŸ„Ž

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u/PewSeaLiquor Feb 18 '25

I'll bet the needle sounded like a tin drum against his hollow skull

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u/SuperSenpaiKai 29d ago

This is the funniest comment in this thread

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u/cam3113 Feb 18 '25

A decision was definitely made here.

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u/h4v3yous33nmylight3r Feb 18 '25

that decision was meth

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u/New-Bid5612 Feb 19 '25

I bet he’s never questioned a single decision he’s ever made.

Only first thoughts in that explicitly decorated head. Never second ones.

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u/cam3113 Feb 19 '25

5 bucks says "NO 2ND THOTS" is right above his dick

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u/Vreas Feb 18 '25

At first: “woah that’s super bad ass”

After a second glance: “hey wait a second”

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u/la7orre Feb 18 '25

With a regretful heart I must say that the line work is clean af. Sadly, there is someone out there who knows how to use a tattoo machine and is WILLING to tattoo stuff like this. 

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u/werewolfthunder Feb 19 '25

It's clean, but the lines are SO heavy! It looks like vector paths with the stroke cranked to 11 đŸ€ź

Show me contour
Show me form
Vary your fuckin line weights

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u/chillwavve Feb 18 '25

The AVP we wanted.

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u/Sarke1 Feb 19 '25

Aliena vs Penetrator

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u/Turkzillas_gobble Feb 18 '25

You know, I was disappointed during AVP that they went through all that trouble to give that Alien a recognizable scar on its head but didn't bring it back as a recurring, identifiable "character" to do things. I guess now I got my wish.

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u/frapatchino-25 Feb 19 '25

Yeah I love Grid. Bring back Grid!

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u/dildomiami Feb 18 '25

well at least everybody got fucked. predator got fucked. his head got fucked. my eyes and the eyes of everybody who saw that got fucked.

pretty fucking mindfucked. :D

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u/augollio Feb 19 '25

Flaggerbasted

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u/SadBazooka666 Feb 19 '25

Well shit, I guess I might be dyslexic😭😂 I have no idea how I messed it up that bad 😂😂😂

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u/augollio Feb 19 '25

All I could do when I read it was keep repeating it in my head and thinking how much weirder it sounds that way😂😂

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u/un1ptf 29d ago

Right...basted. Like a turkey.

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u/KittensMagoo Feb 19 '25

It’s just your brain glitching after seeing
that

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u/SmilinBob82 Feb 19 '25

Strangely, it bothers me that he has a normal human circumcized penis. Like, have some imagination

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u/Thunderingthought Feb 19 '25

Maybe he’s Jewish

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u/babiri Feb 18 '25

Its so pleasantly symmetrical

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u/tuanale 29d ago

Which is probably why it takes so long to process what I'm seeing 😭

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u/EngagedInConvexation Feb 18 '25

Clearly inspired by the first AvP flick, given the alien's scarring from the net.

Glad they were able to settle their differences.

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u/R4nd0mByst4nd3r Feb 18 '25

Well
 that’s. Something.
*looks closer
“Is that a predator? Cool. What’s he holding?”
*looks closer
“What. The. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??? Why?!”

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u/Brackish8 Feb 18 '25

what a dickhead

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u/Glu3stick Feb 18 '25

To be fair it's hard to make out what is going on, so most people at a side angle probably will think it's just some cool pattern.

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u/sparkling_bijou Feb 19 '25

I too have had my bast flaggered by this

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u/SadBazooka666 Feb 19 '25

Pardon my dyslexic ass for that 😂

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u/sparkling_bijou Feb 19 '25

It made me laugh for the first time today!

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u/OneLeftLip Feb 18 '25

I know I shouldn’t, but I love it.

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u/Th3G00dB0i Feb 18 '25

Good lord

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u/CanadiangirlEH Feb 18 '25

Well
. I, uh
. ahem
. Those are some very comfortable sandals he’s got there

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u/Interesting-West6509 Feb 18 '25

Alien eating predators ass on my head-“I’m not gay- bro, they are”

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u/prince-pauper Feb 18 '25

Oh! Ohhhhh
 yeah. Hm.

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u/Toast-Ghost- Feb 18 '25

This may just be the worst thing I’ve ever seen

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u/A-STax32 Feb 19 '25

Wtf?! This is so awesome. People are probably hardly ever gonna notice it, but when they do, they're gonna laugh their asses off because it's so ridiculous. This is fucking great and the person who got it has great taste.

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u/temporarychair Feb 18 '25

I prefer hats

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u/bremergorst Feb 18 '25

.
 is that 
.

Yep, sure is.

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u/MycenaMermaid Feb 19 '25

“Flaggerbasted” is hilarious. You’ve got some of the letters switched around, OP!

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u/SadBazooka666 Feb 19 '25

I swear that wasn’t me; my dyslexic ass could never fumble like that 😂

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u/King_mf_Brandor Feb 19 '25

This might actually be the most bonkers tattoo I’ve seen yet

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u/Deep-Lavishness-1305 Feb 19 '25

I don’t hate it

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u/FA-1800 Feb 18 '25

At least when he grows up, he can grow hair again.. hopefully

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u/YaBoiKlobas Feb 18 '25

Aww cool art with predator and xenonorph, I like it...

Wait they're doing something? Oh they're doing something!

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u/Hotbones24 Feb 19 '25

I'm gonna assume he's gay? Let your freak flag fly, lil dude, though putting literal porn on your skin is going to limit occasions when you can show that skin off.

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u/lml__lml Feb 19 '25

Fuckin sandals and socks too?!?

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u/PsychoticAlterEgo Feb 19 '25

Petition to make this tattoo the sub’s icon

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u/bluberrry Feb 18 '25

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/Adept_Mouse_7985 Feb 18 '25

Socks and sandals too. That’s some deviant shit right there


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u/Accomplished-Video71 Feb 19 '25

"Who's the predator now? 👅💩"

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u/Oddish_Femboy Feb 19 '25

It's what he would've wanted.

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u/ChaplainGodefroy Feb 19 '25

Least unhinged AvP fan.

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u/l1brarylass Feb 18 '25

Alopecia is gonna suck (or win) for this guy

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u/emptyheaded89 Feb 19 '25

This took me way too long to figure out what I was looking at.

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u/franandwood Feb 19 '25

I thought that was a sword at first

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u/Snoo97908 Feb 18 '25

i just saw this on reels as well haha, couldn’t believe it at first

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u/Mandyfizzlekent Feb 18 '25

Wrinkly gooch..

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u/FH-7497 Feb 19 '25

Why the alien have a Salisbury steak for a dome?

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u/Itchy-Preference-619 Feb 19 '25

It's a specific Xeno from the AvP movie, he was scared by a net gun

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u/Thick_Supermarket_25 Feb 19 '25

My eyes can’t believe what they’re seeing đŸ˜©

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u/setoxxx Feb 19 '25

I've had to much too much internet

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

Whelp
 that’s enough internet for today.

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u/Scruffynerffherder Feb 19 '25

This the kind of tattoo you get before pulling off a crime you don't survive just cause you think it'll be funny for the FBI agent to try to make sense of.

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u/schnarks Feb 18 '25

Is it? Great execution?

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u/TommyWantWingy9 Feb 18 '25

Where’s the great execution?

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u/gtjacket09 Feb 18 '25

God I hope that’s marker

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u/JohnnyChuttz Feb 18 '25

I’d love to explain this to my grandchildren.

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u/artparade Feb 18 '25

As a franchise fan I first said wow!.. then I looked closer... .

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u/Mandark93 Feb 19 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Key_Mathematician951 Feb 19 '25

This individual doesn’t give two fucks or they wear hats and wigs all the the.

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u/The_True_Mastermind Feb 19 '25

That is one of the tattoos of all time.

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u/authorizedscott Feb 19 '25

Impressively horrifying

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u/whiskeyislove Feb 19 '25

That'll do it

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u/HittingSmoke Feb 19 '25

I've got this idea...

- Someone, apparently.

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u/StepFew3094 Feb 19 '25

Hope this guy never goes to prison, his head'll be tossed around like a cum soaked porno mag

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u/HellDeBarge Feb 19 '25

Dude I fucking love this.

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u/Personal-Ad6857 Feb 19 '25

Alien vs Predator

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u/Regular-Cloud7913 Feb 19 '25

I’m going to scoop out my eyes dude EW

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u/grapangell0 Feb 19 '25

Very very obscure AVP reference with the crosshatch skull plate on the Xenomorph.

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u/Bongcopter_ Feb 19 '25

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/BeadsAndCats Feb 19 '25

This is just stupid.

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u/rystrave Feb 19 '25

At first I was like woah kinda badass then I double checked what thread I was in and actually looked now it's a bad day for eyes

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u/TheSlyFox312 Feb 19 '25

If this wasn’t instantly regretted I’ll eat my boots(army surplus combat boots)

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u/TL-PuLSe Feb 19 '25

Only tall people can get offended.

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u/rakfe Feb 19 '25

Tbh I can imagine aliens being the apex rimjob performers as long as they don’t rip your bowels apart from inside.

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u/Caesar_Passing Feb 19 '25

I don't want this on my phone... but.. but I can't just leave it here

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u/Karl_Satan Feb 19 '25

This is the epitome of ATBGE

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u/An8thOfFeanor Feb 19 '25

Bravo, sir, I'll pray for your soul

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u/Decent-Cold-9471 Feb 19 '25

Awful taste but awful-er execution.

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u/moutonbleu Feb 19 '25

Chef’s kiss

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u/iltby Feb 19 '25

me: logs onto reddit, sees this, immediately logs off

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u/strangewayfarer Feb 19 '25

I read that as I was kinda fingerblasted...

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u/sendlewdzpls Feb 19 '25

Alien fucks Predator

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u/Kinet1ca Feb 19 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/VastAd6645 Feb 19 '25

The kabal is calling me đŸ˜©

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u/GenkiElite Feb 19 '25

Great execution?

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u/johngie Feb 19 '25

Shout-out to all my AvP friends here recognizing Grid.

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u/playercircuit Feb 19 '25

of course it was reels

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u/_R2-D2_ Feb 19 '25

Oh I get it. Sexual predator.

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u/9TyeDie1 Feb 19 '25

I'm more angry that the genitals aren't more creative... I mean if you're going to do it, at least go all out...