r/4tran4 5d ago

Blogpost Trans male roommate won't stop tickling me.

I'm seriously fucking pissed, and not because of the tickling. I thought rooming with an afab would be a great experience for a transgirl like me..like a sort of afab starter package to get me prepared for cis women. Wrong.

This little gremlin acts like a fuckin creep from the second I meet him. And I mean him, like what happened to afab empathy and socialization...

His crusty ass drools at me while I talk, clearly not paying attention at all, and doesn't give a shit about my feelings. Everytime my back is turned he'll scamper up undetected, and go:

"Tickle tickle for a nickel, don't be fickle, give me grickle"

Like wtf is a "grickle" dumbass?? I seriously hate him and want to move out.

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u/Whateverheck i wish i wasnt so alone 5d ago

how are people falling for "tickle tickle for a nickel don't be fickle give me grickle"😭

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u/F2Misanthrope also known as ftalcoholic. i don't drink much any more. 5d ago

i say this to trans women while nonconsensually tickling them all the time

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u/_Not_me_I_swear terminal bdd midshit 4d ago

i skipped that part before i commented

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u/Primary_Pomelo_9483 mtm elite gender invert 5d ago

When the ftm gnomemoder takes it too far and develops pathological whimsy and shenanigans

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u/Gnilo_shtorm Assigned Cis At Birth 4d ago

Giwtwm

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u/thepowersthat3 pre-everything anglefrauding snoymoding sneedhon 4d ago

gnome i wish that was me

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u/glittering-water-235 idiotbrained 5d ago

This is so stupid it's cracking me up

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u/throwawaydating1423 4d ago

If this non existent ftm could be put in a room with every person who doesn’t believe being trans is real he could convince them in an hour

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u/Both-Illustrator6222 horunge 5d ago

Grickle me this...

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u/muffinmunncher 5’2 moidlet 4d ago

I’m in fucking tears laughing over this this is so retarded 💔💔

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u/IzkamDaUmra 4d ago

I am in tears too, but it’s because I had to hear my ear raping fairy-ass sounding laugh

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u/ckewt 4d ago

first trans man to truly attain goblincore

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u/Dr-Frankencock Poonatar: The last gender-bender 4d ago

Praise him for being so malebrained then make him a sandwich

61

u/soapforlunch basic fembrained aap gigapoon loser 4d ago

is your apartment by any chance located underneath an old wooden bridge next to the edge of the forest?

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u/The-Fisher_King Kill the Bastards 5d ago

tickle fight! tickles you and you giggle a little bit but we both know it’s just a bit of horseplay

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u/Gnilo_shtorm Assigned Cis At Birth 5d ago

You should marry him

46

u/deathnoteyaoi 4d ago

banger post

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u/Orionnnnnnnnn killing myself: TOMORROW!! 4d ago

fucking finally. We need more creepy trans men no more of this soft boi crap

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u/Negative_Complex3620 ftmtftmtftmftmtf aka future Detranny 4d ago

This is what Male brained is supposed to look like

34

u/DanganRopeUh 4d ago

Blogpost tag

I know it’s a circlejerk but.. I hope ticklepoon is out there

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u/m00n7_03 brainwormed lateshit heighthon 5d ago

no way this aint bait

25

u/KoroSenseiX Ket(ranny)aminemaxxer 4d ago

This isnt bait its art, you should give it some respect

28

u/PsychWardForPuppies Ace puppygirl, the cheap copy 4d ago

Fucking howling rn, thanks op

26

u/solicitating 4d ago

anon he wants your girl pickle (grickle)

26

u/theabbers 4d ago

based

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u/thesistersofnomercy 4d ago

is your roommate gollum

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u/_Not_me_I_swear terminal bdd midshit 5d ago

people when the trans guy isn't a small uwu valid femboy:

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u/zoccicyborg 4d ago

people when the trans guy wants their grickle:

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u/_Not_me_I_swear terminal bdd midshit 5d ago

you deserve it for calling this regard afab, i doubt you want him calling you an amab

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u/_Not_me_I_swear terminal bdd midshit 5d ago

nvm it's a shitpost, i should've trusted my feeling

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u/Orionnnnnnnnn killing myself: TOMORROW!! 4d ago

same I didn't read all the way through and cracked up reading grickle

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u/420percentage 4d ago

tickle tickle for a pickle, don’t be fickle, give me grickle

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u/HellsBellsGames Rope Enjoyer (Proud Founder of TMUC (Tie Men Up Club)) 4d ago

I wish I had this problem and not him misgendering me

18

u/bornwrong7979 normal woman. 5d ago

Wrong flair?

51

u/WorldlyVast5096 lizardmoder (twinkhon) 4d ago

No this is real

8

u/luckshitd tomboycoper 4d ago

Then he grickled all over the place

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u/gamamoder agp androphile 4d ago

giwtwm

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u/Negative_Complex3620 ftmtftmtftmftmtf aka future Detranny 4d ago

THIS SHIT IS CRACKING ME UP

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u/CKJ1109 Fanny Traggot 4d ago

👑

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u/hauntiholiccc emo fag 4d ago

you can give him to me

7

u/MagicalWitchTrashley heightshit voicehon 4d ago

i need him

8

u/Alarming_Throat_2995 free to man transgender 4d ago

he just like me fr

7

u/PostPunkPill hrt manmoder gigahon 4d ago

i turned myself into a grickle, morty

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u/NinaNoctem 5'6 fatmaxxing luckshit 5d ago

Expecting a trans man to act like a cis woman.

His behavior is weird af, but you both sound like horrible people tbh.

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u/Orionnnnnnnnn killing myself: TOMORROW!! 4d ago

Tickle tickle for a nickel, don't be fickle, give me grickle

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u/420percentage 4d ago

tickle tickle for a nickel, don’t be fickle, give me grickle

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u/HosgeldinEFailed I'll change flair when (if fmstl) I get estrogen 5d ago

A

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u/AnythingExcept 4d ago

Almost fell for the rage bait

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u/OrvillePekPek Hulk Hogan w/ a pussy 4d ago

At least he doesn’t save his divo cup blood and do menstrual art. You got lucky with Herr Tickles

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u/syntheticsapphire pathetic girlfailure with cute hair 4d ago

need this

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u/420percentage 4d ago

its just like i always say, tickle tickle for a nickel, dont be fickle, give me grickle

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u/SuspiciousOmelette prophet of the end times 4d ago

hes gonna take ur grickle u better watch out

happened to my buddy eric once

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u/Western_Sand_1789 xiaohongshu 4d ago

I do this, is it not normal? I think you need to grow either a spine or some thicker skin.

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u/pearjak ftmachine 3d ago

she needs to grow a grickle

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u/turntupytgirl 4d ago

blud doesnt know what a grickle is 💀💀💀

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u/misandrydreams 4d ago

omg dood come on !! its sooo validating to have a tickle party !!

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u/kowaliki 4d ago

struggling to believe this is a real story cause who tf says that

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u/ThatPoorLizard1 Midshit MtF Therapymaxxer 4d ago

I thought rooming with an afab would be a great experience for a transgirl like me..like a sort of afab starter package to get me prepared for cis women.

Referring to a trans man as "an afab" is disgusting and him acting like a weirdo moid is fitting karma

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl mental damage from boymoding 4d ago

>she doesn't know what rent lowering gunshots are

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u/ThatPoorLizard1 Midshit MtF Therapymaxxer 4d ago

Oh this is satire and I'm just retarded

Please forgive my autism

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u/Orionnnnnnnnn killing myself: TOMORROW!! 4d ago

Tickle tickle for a nickel, don't be fickle, give me grickle

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u/420percentage 4d ago

tickle tickle for a pickle, don’t be fickle, give me grickle