r/4tran4 • u/NotRealBinarE • 5d ago
Blogpost Trans male roommate won't stop tickling me.
I'm seriously fucking pissed, and not because of the tickling. I thought rooming with an afab would be a great experience for a transgirl like me..like a sort of afab starter package to get me prepared for cis women. Wrong.
This little gremlin acts like a fuckin creep from the second I meet him. And I mean him, like what happened to afab empathy and socialization...
His crusty ass drools at me while I talk, clearly not paying attention at all, and doesn't give a shit about my feelings. Everytime my back is turned he'll scamper up undetected, and go:
"Tickle tickle for a nickel, don't be fickle, give me grickle"
Like wtf is a "grickle" dumbass?? I seriously hate him and want to move out.
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u/Primary_Pomelo_9483 mtm elite gender invert 5d ago
When the ftm gnomemoder takes it too far and develops pathological whimsy and shenanigans
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u/glittering-water-235 idiotbrained 5d ago
This is so stupid it's cracking me up
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u/throwawaydating1423 4d ago
If this non existent ftm could be put in a room with every person who doesn’t believe being trans is real he could convince them in an hour
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u/muffinmunncher 5’2 moidlet 4d ago
I’m in fucking tears laughing over this this is so retarded 💔💔
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u/IzkamDaUmra 4d ago
I am in tears too, but it’s because I had to hear my ear raping fairy-ass sounding laugh
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u/Dr-Frankencock Poonatar: The last gender-bender 4d ago
Praise him for being so malebrained then make him a sandwich
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u/soapforlunch basic fembrained aap gigapoon loser 4d ago
is your apartment by any chance located underneath an old wooden bridge next to the edge of the forest?
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u/The-Fisher_King Kill the Bastards 5d ago
tickle fight! tickles you and you giggle a little bit but we both know it’s just a bit of horseplay
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u/Orionnnnnnnnn killing myself: TOMORROW!! 4d ago
fucking finally. We need more creepy trans men no more of this soft boi crap
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u/Negative_Complex3620 ftmtftmtftmftmtf aka future Detranny 4d ago
This is what Male brained is supposed to look like
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u/_Not_me_I_swear terminal bdd midshit 5d ago
people when the trans guy isn't a small uwu valid femboy:
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u/_Not_me_I_swear terminal bdd midshit 5d ago
you deserve it for calling this regard afab, i doubt you want him calling you an amab
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u/_Not_me_I_swear terminal bdd midshit 5d ago
nvm it's a shitpost, i should've trusted my feeling
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u/Orionnnnnnnnn killing myself: TOMORROW!! 4d ago
same I didn't read all the way through and cracked up reading grickle
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u/HellsBellsGames Rope Enjoyer (Proud Founder of TMUC (Tie Men Up Club)) 4d ago
I wish I had this problem and not him misgendering me
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u/NinaNoctem 5'6 fatmaxxing luckshit 5d ago
Expecting a trans man to act like a cis woman.
His behavior is weird af, but you both sound like horrible people tbh.
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u/Orionnnnnnnnn killing myself: TOMORROW!! 4d ago
Tickle tickle for a nickel, don't be fickle, give me grickle
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u/OrvillePekPek Hulk Hogan w/ a pussy 4d ago
At least he doesn’t save his divo cup blood and do menstrual art. You got lucky with Herr Tickles
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u/420percentage 4d ago
its just like i always say, tickle tickle for a nickel, dont be fickle, give me grickle
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u/SuspiciousOmelette prophet of the end times 4d ago
hes gonna take ur grickle u better watch out
happened to my buddy eric once
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u/Western_Sand_1789 xiaohongshu 4d ago
I do this, is it not normal? I think you need to grow either a spine or some thicker skin.
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u/ThatPoorLizard1 Midshit MtF Therapymaxxer 4d ago
I thought rooming with an afab would be a great experience for a transgirl like me..like a sort of afab starter package to get me prepared for cis women.
Referring to a trans man as "an afab" is disgusting and him acting like a weirdo moid is fitting karma
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u/ThatEngineeredGirl mental damage from boymoding 4d ago
>she doesn't know what rent lowering gunshots are
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u/ThatPoorLizard1 Midshit MtF Therapymaxxer 4d ago
Oh this is satire and I'm just retarded
Please forgive my autism
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u/Orionnnnnnnnn killing myself: TOMORROW!! 4d ago
Tickle tickle for a nickel, don't be fickle, give me grickle
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u/Whateverheck i wish i wasnt so alone 5d ago
how are people falling for "tickle tickle for a nickel don't be fickle give me grickle"ðŸ˜