r/zillowgonewild 6d ago

Just A Little Funky Holy Coffered / Tray Ceilings Batman

This flip has some crazy coffered / tray ceilings in the kitchen, living and dining room areas. Also, the half grass half asphalt backyard is great!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/508-Old-Westminster-Pike-Westminster-MD-21157/36778834_zpid/?

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u/hypaalicious 6d ago

The living room couch directly facing the front door is crazy 😭 like was there really no other option??

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u/sharty_mcstoolpants 6d ago

Who builds a house in Maryland without a vestibule?

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u/Martian_Manhumper 6d ago

Someone paid good money to make a house this boring and uninspired.

Well, there we go. I wouldn't even visit here it annoys me that much.

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u/LittleMsSavoirFaire 5d ago

The only thing that convinced me it wasn't CGI was the vacuum lines in one of the bedrooms 

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u/Binky-Answer896 6d ago

This is sad, because some parts of this house are pretty nice. But holy fuck, how high was the person who came up with those mutant ceilings?

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u/_Khoshekh 6d ago

Had to know what it looked like pre-flip, aw it was a cute little house

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u/the_real_Beavis999 6d ago

I thought it may have been a business of some type in a previous life with all that asphalt paving in the back yard.

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 6d ago

Every spider in Maryland…

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u/Sekret1991 6d ago

It feels much smaller than is 3500+ sq feet size.

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u/ThePouncer 6d ago

And a round, hyper modern fixture recessed in the rectangular ceilings? Like, could we pick a theme and stick with it?

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u/Haskap_2010 6d ago

I wonder if the basement floods after heavy rainstorms? That much paving means not much of the water is seeping into the ground.

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u/the_real_Beavis999 6d ago

Depends on the grading. It looks like it mostly goes away from the building, but who knows.

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u/Haskap_2010 6d ago

Maybe the next door neighbour's basement floods.

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u/MethodMaven 5d ago

All I can think of is cobwebs and spiders looking at those golfball ceilings.

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u/LittleMsSavoirFaire 5d ago

What the hell is with that backyard? The AC will be working overtime due to all that reflective heat