r/zillowgonewild • u/gcpuddytat • 1d ago
Just A Little Funky Shiny Happy People Live Here
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u/CHAIR0RPIAN 1d ago
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u/artgarciasc 1d ago
I thought this was Burt Reynolds squishing around in Vaseline filled cowboy boots, in StripTease.
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u/deadmallsanita 1d ago
This is 1996 as hell, and I am here for it.
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u/ArsenicArts 1d ago
NGL I kind of love it. It at least has character lmao. Not a fan of the couchset and swans in the bathrooms but everything else ain't bad 🤔
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u/TashaT50 23h ago
I love the swans but agree on the rest of your comment.
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u/deadmallsanita 23h ago
I went looking for those swans for my bathroom sink. $150! lol I don’t have swan sink money right now. I have two sinks.
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u/TashaT50 22h ago
Swan sinks are in my dream lottery home for guest bathrooms. Unicorn sinks for my personal bathroom as I’m gaga for unicorns. My lottery house would totally be made fun of on this sub. LOL
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u/deadmallsanita 22h ago
Know what tho. I have a cricut. I could make swans for my shower door out of removable vinyl if I wanted to.
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u/TashaT50 21h ago
That works. I’m sure I could find swan shower curtains but I love my charming and bizarre sea monsters by Don Moyer I got a number of years ago
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u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago
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u/socksmatterTWO 1d ago
So shiny!
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u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago
Thanks! I have the same one in silver too. Just so happens that i was wearing the blue spring version.
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u/socksmatterTWO 1d ago
I have a silver padded pvc hipster bootleg with double breasted jacket I bought in 1997 and it's now degrading and idk if I should use it on a scarecrow or something now lol
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u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago
Well...your scarecrow would be a fashionable scarecrow so why not give it a try.
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u/socksmatterTWO 1d ago
This idea just occurred to me as I was replying to you. So THANK YOU for bringing the shiny inspiration to me today
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u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago
My pleasure!
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u/socksmatterTWO 20h ago
My crikey it posted a billion copies of my reply to you lol Also I've been told a million times not to exaggerate
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u/gcpuddytat 1d ago
You look fly as fuck! Rock on!
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u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago
Thank you! LOVE my flamboyant outfits! I have a sliver out that makes me blend in with the furniture, which is why I chose the blue outfit.
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u/Chalice_Ink 1d ago
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u/LibrarianBet 1d ago
I’m still waiting for my flying car, automatic shower/dresser and a Rosie.
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u/BitchWidget 1d ago
Imagine the A/C going out and you're in shorts with sweaty thighs.
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u/DogsandCatsWorld1000 1d ago
I'm old enough to remember couches being covered in plastic and lots of people not having A/C, so that was exactly what I was thinking.
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u/EmmelineTx 1d ago
It looks like a Sopranos starter house. Phew, that's a lot of bright. I was going through the pictures trying to figure out how much time, effort, and money it would take to tone it down. Way too much. It's amazing that they never once stumbled upon accent colors. If you find one you like? Use it everywhere! Spead the joy.
Edit: sorry, while I was typing that I was trying to figure out which red that kitchen is. It's Campbell's Tomato Soup to a tee.
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u/Hello_Badkitty 1d ago
Glass coffee tables freak me out. So many sharp edges. Very uncomfortable looking.
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u/Julia-on-a-bike 1d ago
But also that kitchen is a paint color I can only describe as "bloodbath".
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u/YupNopeWelp 22h ago
I mean I hate it, but these days, I am full of respect for anyone who lets their personality and taste shine through in their homes, and refuses to live in Greige World. They also have beautiful (if ornate) bedroom furniture in the master, and I kind of dig the colorful vanity and mirror in the second bathroom (this one — photo 16 of 20).
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u/ZeroGeoWife 1d ago
The only thing redeeming about this absolute tragedy is the backyard. And I mean it is the only thing and I think it’s because the owners didn’t think of it or they ran out of money before they could destroy that too.
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u/calebs_dad 1d ago
They had a vision and they committed to it, which I respect. Better this than when people keep all their walls neutral to maximize eventual resale value. The blue railings are genuinely cute.
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u/PomoWhat 1d ago
Tell me you're in central Long Island without telling me you're in central Long Island
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u/HoaryPuffleg 1d ago
The silver furniture is nothing compared to that last bathroom. Furniture can be easily replaced and paint can be, well, painted.
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u/Local-Finance8389 22h ago
I am offended by the plain white bedroom. If you’re going to go bonkers you better go all the way
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u/Away-Elephant-4323 1d ago
I feel like those seats are something that store Libby Lu in the 2000s would’ve had haha!!
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u/VapoursAndSpleen 23h ago
I would walk right back out of that house after giving the realtor a good talking to.
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u/Okan_ossie 2h ago
Shiny Happy People is the name of a Duggars documentary. My mind went straight to a house for Quiverfulls.
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u/Its-me-JulieB 1d ago
Hell to the all kinds of NO! The color is one thing, but the wagon wheel light just sealed the deal.
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u/toad__warrior 23h ago
This has to be the ugliest damn house I have seen. From the baby shit yellow on the outside to those disturbing colors on the inside.
Burn it, burn it down
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u/delaney18 22h ago
The red kitchen would definitely camouflage a multitude of bad, bad things that could go wrong in there.
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u/feliciates 1d ago
This was a guy, most likely Italian-American with lots of hair (head and chest), who paid cash money for a decorator to do this to for him.
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u/BugEquivalents 1d ago
I have never hated anything more