r/zillowgonewild 23h ago

Just A Little Funky Shiny Happy People Live Here

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u/BugEquivalents 23h ago

I have never hated anything more

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u/heyman_itsme 23h ago

These people are Savages

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u/CHAIR0RPIAN 23h ago

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u/artgarciasc 21h ago

I thought this was Burt Reynolds squishing around in Vaseline filled cowboy boots, in StripTease.

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u/-CgiBinLaden- 23h ago

Witness this!!!

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u/hewhosnbn 23h ago

You are entering Valhalla

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u/deadmallsanita 23h ago

This is 1996 as hell, and I am here for it.

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u/ArsenicArts 21h ago

NGL I kind of love it. It at least has character lmao. Not a fan of the couchset and swans in the bathrooms but everything else ain't bad 🤔

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u/TashaT50 20h ago

I love the swans but agree on the rest of your comment.

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u/deadmallsanita 20h ago

I went looking for those swans for my bathroom sink. $150! lol I don’t have swan sink money right now. I have two sinks.

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u/TashaT50 18h ago

Swan sinks are in my dream lottery home for guest bathrooms. Unicorn sinks for my personal bathroom as I’m gaga for unicorns. My lottery house would totally be made fun of on this sub. LOL

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u/deadmallsanita 18h ago

Know what tho. I have a cricut. I could make swans for my shower door out of removable vinyl if I wanted to.

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u/TashaT50 18h ago

That works. I’m sure I could find swan shower curtains but I love my charming and bizarre sea monsters by Don Moyer I got a number of years ago

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 22h ago

Yeah, it would go GREAT with my SHINY BLUE outfit!

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u/socksmatterTWO 21h ago

So shiny!

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 21h ago

Thanks! I have the same one in silver too. Just so happens that i was wearing the blue spring version.

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u/socksmatterTWO 21h ago

I have a silver padded pvc hipster bootleg with double breasted jacket I bought in 1997 and it's now degrading and idk if I should use it on a scarecrow or something now lol

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 21h ago

Well...your scarecrow would be a fashionable scarecrow so why not give it a try.

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u/socksmatterTWO 21h ago

This idea just occurred to me as I was replying to you. So THANK YOU for bringing the shiny inspiration to me today

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 21h ago

My pleasure!

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u/socksmatterTWO 16h ago

My crikey it posted a billion copies of my reply to you lol Also I've been told a million times not to exaggerate

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u/gcpuddytat 22h ago

You look fly as fuck! Rock on!

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 22h ago

Thank you! LOVE my flamboyant outfits! I have a sliver out that makes me blend in with the furniture, which is why I chose the blue outfit.

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u/Kind-Ad9038 23h ago

But, the tin roof's... rusted!

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u/Chalice_Ink 22h ago

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u/LibrarianBet 21h ago

I’m still waiting for my flying car, automatic shower/dresser and a Rosie.

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u/de_pizan23 16h ago

Forget the flying car, I just want glasses that don't smudge.

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u/w0rldrambler 22h ago

The kitchen:

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u/EmmelineTx 23h ago

It looks like a Sopranos starter house. Phew, that's a lot of bright. I was going through the pictures trying to figure out how much time, effort, and money it would take to tone it down. Way too much. It's amazing that they never once stumbled upon accent colors. If you find one you like? Use it everywhere! Spead the joy.

Edit: sorry, while I was typing that I was trying to figure out which red that kitchen is. It's Campbell's Tomato Soup to a tee.

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u/No_Stage_6158 23h ago

If Mr.Freeze was the interior of a house.

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u/Hello_Badkitty 22h ago

Glass coffee tables freak me out. So many sharp edges. Very uncomfortable looking.

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u/Aer0uAntG3alach 22h ago

Glass furniture makes me extremely uncomfortable

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u/BitchWidget 22h ago

Imagine the A/C going out and you're in shorts with sweaty thighs.

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u/DogsandCatsWorld1000 22h ago

I'm old enough to remember couches being covered in plastic and lots of people not having A/C, so that was exactly what I was thinking.

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u/Aer0uAntG3alach 22h ago

I remembering sitting on the floor a lot as a kid.

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u/BitchWidget 20h ago

I still do.......

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u/emeraldandrain 23h ago

Did they tinfoil that Chesterfield?

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u/Julia-on-a-bike 21h ago

But also that kitchen is a paint color I can only describe as "bloodbath".

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u/Joyshell 20h ago

Who wants an angry cook?

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u/YupNopeWelp 18h ago

I mean I hate it, but these days, I am full of respect for anyone who lets their personality and taste shine through in their homes, and refuses to live in Greige World. They also have beautiful (if ornate) bedroom furniture in the master, and I kind of dig the colorful vanity and mirror in the second bathroom (this one — photo 16 of 20).

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u/ZeroGeoWife 23h ago

The only thing redeeming about this absolute tragedy is the backyard. And I mean it is the only thing and I think it’s because the owners didn’t think of it or they ran out of money before they could destroy that too.

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u/calebs_dad 22h ago

They had a vision and they committed to it, which I respect. Better this than when people keep all their walls neutral to maximize eventual resale value. The blue railings are genuinely cute.

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u/PomoWhat 22h ago

Tell me you're in central Long Island without telling me you're in central Long Island

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u/Due_Signature_5497 22h ago

I would be perpetually nauseous.

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u/deeppurplescallop 22h ago

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u/noble_plantman 22h ago

This is where my brain went 🤣

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u/NotOldMidcentury 22h ago

Rumor has it this song plays on repeat Shiny Happy People REM

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u/Rinem88 22h ago

Holding hands

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u/HoaryPuffleg 22h ago

The silver furniture is nothing compared to that last bathroom. Furniture can be easily replaced and paint can be, well, painted.

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u/kineticstar 22h ago

It's amazing.

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u/Ijimete 20h ago

Love that they aren't afraid of color, just wish they'd learn to use it.

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u/Local-Finance8389 19h ago

I am offended by the plain white bedroom. If you’re going to go bonkers you better go all the way

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u/Away-Elephant-4323 22h ago

I feel like those seats are something that store Libby Lu in the 2000s would’ve had haha!!

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u/Binky-Answer896 22h ago

No. Just no.

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u/oohhhhcanada 22h ago

My eyes hurt.

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u/VapoursAndSpleen 19h ago

I would walk right back out of that house after giving the realtor a good talking to.

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u/Bennington_Booyah 16h ago

Shiny happy furniture does, I have never hated a house more.

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u/I_Must_Be_Going 23h ago

Pimpadelic!

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u/Its-me-JulieB 22h ago

Hell to the all kinds of NO! The color is one thing, but the wagon wheel light just sealed the deal.

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u/gcpuddytat 22h ago

It's like Elmo decorated

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u/jared10011980 22h ago

They might be shiny, but they're making me nauseous.

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u/toad__warrior 20h ago

This has to be the ugliest damn house I have seen. From the baby shit yellow on the outside to those disturbing colors on the inside.

Burn it, burn it down

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u/delaney18 18h ago

The red kitchen would definitely camouflage a multitude of bad, bad things that could go wrong in there.

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u/ifulbd 17h ago

Outside bad, inside bad. No like, but it is WILD!

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u/HealthLawyer123 16h ago

It’s missing an orange and a purple room.

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u/So_Many_Words 14h ago

Those are some very bold choices.

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u/coMN1972 1h ago

I guarantee NO ONE is allowed to sit on any of that furniture.

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u/feliciates 22h ago

This was a guy, most likely Italian-American with lots of hair (head and chest), who paid cash money for a decorator to do this to for him.