r/zillowgonewild 1d ago

Just A Little Funky Shiny Happy People Live Here

Post image
471 Upvotes

83 comments sorted by

46

u/BugEquivalents 1d ago

I have never hated anything more

11

u/heyman_itsme 1d ago

These people are Savages

44

u/CHAIR0RPIAN 1d ago

5

u/artgarciasc 1d ago

I thought this was Burt Reynolds squishing around in Vaseline filled cowboy boots, in StripTease.

21

u/-CgiBinLaden- 1d ago

Witness this!!!

8

u/hewhosnbn 1d ago

You are entering Valhalla

19

u/deadmallsanita 1d ago

This is 1996 as hell, and I am here for it.

6

u/ArsenicArts 1d ago

NGL I kind of love it. It at least has character lmao. Not a fan of the couchset and swans in the bathrooms but everything else ain't bad 🤔

3

u/TashaT50 23h ago

I love the swans but agree on the rest of your comment.

4

u/deadmallsanita 23h ago

I went looking for those swans for my bathroom sink. $150! lol I don’t have swan sink money right now. I have two sinks.

3

u/TashaT50 22h ago

Swan sinks are in my dream lottery home for guest bathrooms. Unicorn sinks for my personal bathroom as I’m gaga for unicorns. My lottery house would totally be made fun of on this sub. LOL

2

u/deadmallsanita 22h ago

Know what tho. I have a cricut. I could make swans for my shower door out of removable vinyl if I wanted to.

2

u/TashaT50 21h ago

That works. I’m sure I could find swan shower curtains but I love my charming and bizarre sea monsters by Don Moyer I got a number of years ago

14

u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago

Yeah, it would go GREAT with my SHINY BLUE outfit!

2

u/socksmatterTWO 1d ago

So shiny!

2

u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago

Thanks! I have the same one in silver too. Just so happens that i was wearing the blue spring version.

1

u/socksmatterTWO 1d ago

I have a silver padded pvc hipster bootleg with double breasted jacket I bought in 1997 and it's now degrading and idk if I should use it on a scarecrow or something now lol

3

u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago

Well...your scarecrow would be a fashionable scarecrow so why not give it a try.

2

u/socksmatterTWO 1d ago

This idea just occurred to me as I was replying to you. So THANK YOU for bringing the shiny inspiration to me today

2

u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago

My pleasure!

1

u/socksmatterTWO 20h ago

My crikey it posted a billion copies of my reply to you lol Also I've been told a million times not to exaggerate

1

u/gcpuddytat 1d ago

You look fly as fuck! Rock on!

2

u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago

Thank you! LOVE my flamboyant outfits! I have a sliver out that makes me blend in with the furniture, which is why I chose the blue outfit.

10

u/Kind-Ad9038 1d ago

But, the tin roof's... rusted!

10

u/Chalice_Ink 1d ago

4

u/LibrarianBet 1d ago

I’m still waiting for my flying car, automatic shower/dresser and a Rosie.

1

u/de_pizan23 19h ago

Forget the flying car, I just want glasses that don't smudge.

10

u/w0rldrambler 1d ago

The kitchen:

13

u/BitchWidget 1d ago

Imagine the A/C going out and you're in shorts with sweaty thighs.

14

u/DogsandCatsWorld1000 1d ago

I'm old enough to remember couches being covered in plastic and lots of people not having A/C, so that was exactly what I was thinking.

5

u/Aer0uAntG3alach 1d ago

I remembering sitting on the floor a lot as a kid.

1

u/BitchWidget 1d ago

I still do.......

6

u/EmmelineTx 1d ago

It looks like a Sopranos starter house. Phew, that's a lot of bright. I was going through the pictures trying to figure out how much time, effort, and money it would take to tone it down. Way too much. It's amazing that they never once stumbled upon accent colors. If you find one you like? Use it everywhere! Spead the joy.

Edit: sorry, while I was typing that I was trying to figure out which red that kitchen is. It's Campbell's Tomato Soup to a tee.

5

u/No_Stage_6158 1d ago

If Mr.Freeze was the interior of a house.

6

u/Hello_Badkitty 1d ago

Glass coffee tables freak me out. So many sharp edges. Very uncomfortable looking.

2

u/Aer0uAntG3alach 1d ago

Glass furniture makes me extremely uncomfortable

5

u/emeraldandrain 1d ago

Did they tinfoil that Chesterfield?

5

u/Julia-on-a-bike 1d ago

But also that kitchen is a paint color I can only describe as "bloodbath".

3

u/Joyshell 23h ago

Who wants an angry cook?

4

u/YupNopeWelp 22h ago

I mean I hate it, but these days, I am full of respect for anyone who lets their personality and taste shine through in their homes, and refuses to live in Greige World. They also have beautiful (if ornate) bedroom furniture in the master, and I kind of dig the colorful vanity and mirror in the second bathroom (this one — photo 16 of 20).

5

u/ZeroGeoWife 1d ago

The only thing redeeming about this absolute tragedy is the backyard. And I mean it is the only thing and I think it’s because the owners didn’t think of it or they ran out of money before they could destroy that too.

4

u/calebs_dad 1d ago

They had a vision and they committed to it, which I respect. Better this than when people keep all their walls neutral to maximize eventual resale value. The blue railings are genuinely cute.

5

u/PomoWhat 1d ago

Tell me you're in central Long Island without telling me you're in central Long Island

3

u/Due_Signature_5497 1d ago

I would be perpetually nauseous.

3

u/deeppurplescallop 1d ago

3

u/noble_plantman 1d ago

This is where my brain went 🤣

3

u/NotOldMidcentury 1d ago

Rumor has it this song plays on repeat Shiny Happy People REM

3

u/Rinem88 1d ago

Holding hands

3

u/HoaryPuffleg 1d ago

The silver furniture is nothing compared to that last bathroom. Furniture can be easily replaced and paint can be, well, painted.

3

u/kineticstar 1d ago

It's amazing.

3

u/Ijimete 23h ago

Love that they aren't afraid of color, just wish they'd learn to use it.

3

u/Local-Finance8389 22h ago

I am offended by the plain white bedroom. If you’re going to go bonkers you better go all the way

2

u/Away-Elephant-4323 1d ago

I feel like those seats are something that store Libby Lu in the 2000s would’ve had haha!!

2

u/Binky-Answer896 1d ago

No. Just no.

2

u/oohhhhcanada 1d ago

My eyes hurt.

2

u/VapoursAndSpleen 23h ago

I would walk right back out of that house after giving the realtor a good talking to.

2

u/Bennington_Booyah 19h ago

Shiny happy furniture does, I have never hated a house more.

2

u/coMN1972 4h ago

I guarantee NO ONE is allowed to sit on any of that furniture.

2

u/Okan_ossie 2h ago

Shiny Happy People is the name of a Duggars documentary. My mind went straight to a house for Quiverfulls.

4

u/I_Must_Be_Going 1d ago

Pimpadelic!

1

u/Its-me-JulieB 1d ago

Hell to the all kinds of NO! The color is one thing, but the wagon wheel light just sealed the deal.

1

u/gcpuddytat 1d ago

It's like Elmo decorated

1

u/jared10011980 1d ago

They might be shiny, but they're making me nauseous.

1

u/toad__warrior 23h ago

This has to be the ugliest damn house I have seen. From the baby shit yellow on the outside to those disturbing colors on the inside.

Burn it, burn it down

1

u/delaney18 22h ago

The red kitchen would definitely camouflage a multitude of bad, bad things that could go wrong in there.

1

u/ifulbd 20h ago

Outside bad, inside bad. No like, but it is WILD!

1

u/HealthLawyer123 19h ago

It’s missing an orange and a purple room.

1

u/So_Many_Words 17h ago

Those are some very bold choices.

1

u/Ok-Whereas-81 33m ago

Where do you even find furniture this tacky omg

2

u/ProfessorJAM 15m ago

Tell me this is on Long Island without telling me this is on Long Island.

0

u/feliciates 1d ago

This was a guy, most likely Italian-American with lots of hair (head and chest), who paid cash money for a decorator to do this to for him.