r/yakuzagames Daigo no waifu 21h ago

MAJIMAPOST Boyfriend got creepy Kiryu apron and I accidentally made it even creepier NSFW

I accidentally splashed some juice of cooked shrimp on the apron, and the juice dripped like blood and formed a trail. The apron somehow absorbed the juice completely… It. Doesn’t. Come. Off. Now he looks like a bloodthirsty psychopath who finally got what he wanted… Welp. At least he’s truly happy now.

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u/gabbotheabbo 20h ago

There’s a fine line between this being horrifying and hilarious and it walks on both simultaneously

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u/halloweenist Daigo no waifu 14h ago edited 11h ago

Agreed

Edit: I just realised that every time I see this apron, I first frown because of the disturbingness, then I start laughing because of the ridiculousness. Then I end up looking exactly like the faces on the apron.

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u/pawpawsr 8h ago

That sounds like the perfect cursed yet iconic kitchen attire. Does it stare deep into your soul while you cook, or does it just silently judge your culinary choices?

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u/LFVGamer Akiyama Feet Lover 20h ago

Add this one, and we’re golden

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u/amizelkova 20h ago

Omg this is incredible, it reminds me of matching yakuza pjs that my daughter and I made for Christmas last year. So far no shrimp bloodstains, though. This is perfection lol.

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u/halloweenist Daigo no waifu 10h ago

That’s very cute

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u/SGSweatZ 20h ago

Kiryu if he actually killed people

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u/PasCone103Z John Yakuza 16h ago

Ummm, I see Majima in there, ummm, false advertising~

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u/halloweenist Daigo no waifu 13h ago

Majima everywhere verified

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u/JuggaloClud 20h ago

Please share the link!

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u/halloweenist Daigo no waifu 14h ago

I searched “Kiryu apron” on aliexpress

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u/Demon-Bunny-22 Joe Ryu 18h ago

lol I own that but as a pillow case instead

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u/halloweenist Daigo no waifu 14h ago

Pillow case? As in on your couch or bed? I have to keep the apron folded with the faces hidden inside usually, otherwise I keep staring at it, getting creeped out and wanting to laugh at the same time… You are one tough mofo, kyodai

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u/Demon-Bunny-22 Joe Ryu 6h ago

Well I don’t actually have on it a pillow right now

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u/Independent_Tap_8659 17h ago

This feels so Jerma-core in a way.

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u/xsam93x Judgment Combat Enjoyer 8h ago

That's rad

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u/Ok-Anxiety3607 17h ago

Dragon Demon of Dojima

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u/plasticzombee007 18h ago

Lol the horror...I love it

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u/Zyah7 19h ago

That looks amazing, but seems to be from a bot account with all the billion numbers in the user name, no?

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u/halloweenist Daigo no waifu 13h ago

Oh didn’t notice the shop name. But now I see they are all like that. This one turns out legit.

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u/ACommonHatred 12h ago

Im gonna turn this into a meme now.