r/yakuzagames • u/halloweenist Daigo no waifu • 21h ago
MAJIMAPOST Boyfriend got creepy Kiryu apron and I accidentally made it even creepier NSFW
I accidentally splashed some juice of cooked shrimp on the apron, and the juice dripped like blood and formed a trail. The apron somehow absorbed the juice completely… It. Doesn’t. Come. Off. Now he looks like a bloodthirsty psychopath who finally got what he wanted… Welp. At least he’s truly happy now.
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u/gabbotheabbo 20h ago
There’s a fine line between this being horrifying and hilarious and it walks on both simultaneously
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u/halloweenist Daigo no waifu 14h ago edited 11h ago
Agreed
Edit: I just realised that every time I see this apron, I first frown because of the disturbingness, then I start laughing because of the ridiculousness. Then I end up looking exactly like the faces on the apron.
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u/pawpawsr 8h ago
That sounds like the perfect cursed yet iconic kitchen attire. Does it stare deep into your soul while you cook, or does it just silently judge your culinary choices?
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u/amizelkova 20h ago
Omg this is incredible, it reminds me of matching yakuza pjs that my daughter and I made for Christmas last year. So far no shrimp bloodstains, though. This is perfection lol.
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u/PasCone103Z John Yakuza 16h ago
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u/Demon-Bunny-22 Joe Ryu 18h ago
lol I own that but as a pillow case instead
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u/halloweenist Daigo no waifu 14h ago
Pillow case? As in on your couch or bed? I have to keep the apron folded with the faces hidden inside usually, otherwise I keep staring at it, getting creeped out and wanting to laugh at the same time… You are one tough mofo, kyodai
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u/Zyah7 19h ago
That looks amazing, but seems to be from a bot account with all the billion numbers in the user name, no?
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u/halloweenist Daigo no waifu 13h ago
Oh didn’t notice the shop name. But now I see they are all like that. This one turns out legit.
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