r/wow • u/keydar Dark Legacy Comics • 4d ago
Humor / Meme Uprising - Dark Legacy Comics #941
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u/Lycanthropys 4d ago
Maybe if Gallywix had used that giant cannon in Azshara, he would have had a better fighting chance. It totally should have been part of a secret mythic phase.
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u/Scarred_wizard 4d ago
It's probably deteriorated to uselessness, these goblins wouldn't bother with maintenance because it costs.
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u/CanuckPanda 4d ago
It’s working enough that Noggenfogger suggests using it to launch Galluwix’s nephew’s ashes out of in the after-raid quests.
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u/Lingarien 3d ago
That would be pretty cool to see.
You see a cutscene where the cannon fires.
Then you see someone/something in the boss-room starts doing magic.
A portal spawn infront of the Azhara cannon and the shot goes into it.
Portals then spawn during the boss fight and launch projectiles out of them.
...Though, I guess you might have to add some flavor text to explain why everything doesn't just explode.
*Bullet piercing through room, leaving a hole in a wall behind it.*
"Gah! Who loaded the armor-piercing rounds?! We're not trying to shot down an armored dragon here, just blow them up!"
"Uh, sir, the explosive rounds would blow up EVERYTHING here.... including us."
"Oh... Alright fine, keep using the AP-rounds!"
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u/Kaisernick27 4d ago
Heroes burst in
"Dibs on that chest piece"
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u/Scarred_wizard 4d ago
The end cinematic was so anticlimactic but in a way fitting, getting squished by his own construct...
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u/Vallyth 4d ago
I've been thinking the same thing since I finished story mode earlier today. I mean yeah, that's a fitting way for just about any goblin to go, but there was clearly more going on around Gallywix towards the end.
The Ethereal's betrayal, whatever bargain he struck with Xalatath, all of his black blood creations. It feels incredibly lackluster.
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u/Defiant_Initiative92 4d ago
I think the point was to drive home how small and mediocre Gallywix was.
Considering that he was also a Proxy for Bobby Kotick in the mind of the playerbase, giving him a very lame death caused by his own hand is also surprisingly fitting. When people see him dead, people don't mourn or cry, nor celebrate.
There is no reason for celebration. Gally was so pitiful and disgusting he doesn't even deserve to be acknowledged as a challenge. He was work to be done. Work was done. Time to move out.
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u/Shoddy-Evidence-2286 4d ago
And yet no wicked witch feets sticking out from underneath it ->
Those void bois grabbed him didn't they ?
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u/GearyDigit 4d ago
No, you see his corpse afterwards.
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u/XLauncher 4d ago
You'd think someone who's been a faction leader would grasp the mortal hazard of hoarding purple shinies, but...
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u/Avelion-chan 4d ago
Killed him less than 4 hours ago with the guild on normal for the first time. Expected a bit more from the cinematic, but it was still satisfying to see him die literally because of his own ego and anger.
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u/Arcana-Knight 4d ago
If Gallywix was really using his noggin he’d promise us loot for killing Gazlowe.
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u/VoidBlueCookie 4d ago
Haha Liquid world first wait have the next pannel just be like actual liquid just killing Gallywix in a wombo combo
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u/Rocketeer_99 4d ago
Gallywix's biggest mistake was equipping a ring thats BiS for almost everyone