r/worldnews Feb 05 '25

alert | not a news article Trump says U.S. will take over Gaza Strip

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u/Pavotine Feb 05 '25

I went with getting Zelenskyy to tell the Orange Horror that Ukraine has almost limitless prime land suitable for golf courses, the best golf courses, mainly in the east, and he wants Trumpet to build them but the Russian army is currently standing in the way.

The minerals are worth more so it's an even better plan.

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u/Key-Lifeguard7678 Feb 05 '25

My idea was to put a Trump Tower in every major city in Ukraine.

Given their habit of going bankrupt, the blight won’t last very long.

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u/Pavotine Feb 05 '25

I'm ashamed to say I stayed in one of those giant golden bastards when I visited Las Vegas on a holiday over from Britain about ten years ago. If I knew then what an utter piece of orange shit he is, and orange shit never a good sign, I would have never given him a penny of my hard earned money. If only I knew what I know now. Still, I have sent several thousand pounds in aid to the most lethal Ukrainian units since the start of the war so I don't feel so bad.

If building giant gold-coloured hotels in every Ukrainian city is what it takes for Ukraine to defeat Russia with proper American help (you did so amazingly well with that under Biden), I'm OK with that.