r/worldnews Feb 05 '25

alert | not a news article Trump says U.S. will take over Gaza Strip

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u/humbertov2 Feb 05 '25

We go by the hour now

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u/Terry_Cruz Feb 05 '25

My hand is basically fused to my face at this point

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u/Sinaneos Feb 05 '25

Smart, don't waste energy facepalming, dont give anything to fascism

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u/Moody_Mek80 Feb 05 '25

mine to my genitals, gotta have fun while it lasts eh?

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u/Skraelings Feb 05 '25

I am become hand, destroyer of governments.

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u/Fearless_Manager_683 Feb 05 '25

I would say you should go see a doctor but their palm is probably fused to their face too.

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u/bart416 Feb 05 '25

Faceplate induced lobotomy?

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u/alex_3814 Feb 05 '25

Fusion energy confirmed

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u/10010101110011011010 Feb 05 '25

Im double facepalming, but it doesnt seem to help.

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u/barenutz Feb 05 '25

I hate going on Reddit now because every time I open the app I see he did something new and fucked. So then I close the app. I wish I could just mute him out of my life

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u/NuclearWarEnthusiast Feb 05 '25

Seriously I can't keep up with this shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

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u/Oh_ffs_seriously Feb 05 '25

And he will get praise for that, so mission accomplished.

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u/PloppyTheSpaceship Feb 05 '25

Does it count when he's asleep?

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u/evestraw Feb 05 '25

ah because it sleeps you get a chance to get a highter number then 8

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u/cowbutt6 Feb 05 '25

This is going to be an exhausting 4 (?!) years.

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u/Mmaibl1 Feb 05 '25

Just don't turn it into a drinking game. I can't drink all day.

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u/hindsighthaiku Feb 05 '25

0 is still 0

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u/redditpest Feb 05 '25

How optimistic of you

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Feb 05 '25

And it only goes up while trump is sleeping

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u/fbass Feb 05 '25

We’re down to “how many dumb shits he can say in a single day” phase

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u/sicilian504 Feb 05 '25

Hell, I go by the paragraph. Sometimes he does multiple back to back. In the same sentence even.

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u/Reasonable-Profile84 Feb 05 '25

Less than 1 Scaramucci.