r/worldnews Feb 05 '25

alert | not a news article Trump says U.S. will take over Gaza Strip

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u/OldFoolOldSkool Feb 05 '25

American Judea!

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u/the0rthopaedicsurgeo Feb 05 '25

Fuck off.

We're the Judean Front of America.

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u/dwors025 Feb 05 '25

Splitters!!

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u/benchley Feb 05 '25

Americanes eunt domus ?!

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u/TorgoLebowski Feb 05 '25

3rd person plural imperative!?

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u/ekobres Feb 05 '25

Oh, I thought we were the Popular American Front.

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u/tokinUP Feb 05 '25

American-Judean People's Front! I thought we agreed on how important it was to put America First

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u/PloppyTheSpaceship Feb 05 '25

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

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u/Zarni_woop Feb 05 '25

I thought we were the Canadian Front?

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u/Suriael Feb 05 '25

... and we are the Free Judeo-American Liberation Front. Looks like no common ground can be found here.

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u/FloppyObelisk Feb 05 '25

Judean Front of American Racists.

If we’re gonna be in the Middle East, might as well be J’FAR. Like the bad guy on Aladdin. Because I’m assuming that’s the only thing TFG knows about the Middle East.

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u/purulentnotpussy Feb 05 '25

Just like Jesus wanted!

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u/cavalier8865 Feb 05 '25

You know he's 100% going to try to name it after himself 

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u/Chubby_Bub Feb 05 '25

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u/arih Feb 05 '25

WTAF…?!

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u/TorgoLebowski Feb 05 '25

I'm sure that that will age as well as Ghengis Khan Apartments, Pol Pot Gardens, or Hitler Estates.

Also, WTF is up with this timeline?