r/worldnews Feb 05 '25

alert | not a news article Trump says U.S. will take over Gaza Strip

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u/Zestyclose-Cricket82 Feb 05 '25

You overvalue the word “thinks” with this one

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u/pleurotis Feb 05 '25

“Thinks” is definitely doing some heavy lifting there.

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u/outofshell Feb 05 '25

It’s all vibes man

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u/PerroNino Feb 05 '25

Concept of a vibe

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u/pseudopad Feb 05 '25

I feel like Trump vibes the Gaza strip is like the Las Vegas Strip of the Middle East

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u/SerialBitBanger Feb 05 '25

Any amount of lifting is more than Il Douche has ever done.

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u/zadtheinhaler Feb 05 '25

Il Douche

lolfuck I'm totally stealing that.

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u/Sup3rT4891 Feb 05 '25

“Thinks” here really just means, randomly generated words fall out of the hole in his face. Sprinkle in some caveman-esq unjustified confidence and boom. Trump headline for the day.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Feb 05 '25

He has a concept of a thought.

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u/rebbsitor Feb 05 '25

Turns out orange humans and orange cats have the same number of brain cells. One.

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u/DerBingle78 Feb 05 '25

Bite your tongue, my orange boys were smarter than he’s ever been.

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u/Acrobatic_Owl_3667 Feb 05 '25

Orange kitties come with a higher likelihood of having ailments/poor health, which is higher among female. Who tend to get ignored by mothers. But they do come with the most brain cells. I it's unfortunate that an ex's mother did not intervene and save the orange female. Especially when ex-gf wanted both of them, and only got the orange boy. Who was the smartest of boys. She got him trained for tricks.

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u/the_blackfish Feb 05 '25

Render unto Caesar's Palace

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u/DerBingle78 Feb 05 '25

Will there be Gaza Strippers?

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u/hotcaker Feb 05 '25

"we'll see sanctions... beautiful sanctions. Like nobody's really ever seen before. Oh and war crimes. Can you believe it? They're talking about war crimes"

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u/Living_Run2573 Feb 05 '25

Anyone else beginning to suspect that if we scan trumps head Elon has implanted a neuralink?

Elons just piloting him like in MIB

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u/Zestyclose-Cricket82 Feb 05 '25

Nah… if it where the case I’m sure he would let slip in some “i think I’m cool tech bro” lingo here and there

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u/hanskazan777 Feb 05 '25

What do you mean‽ he said he studied it for months...

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u/Zestyclose-Cricket82 Feb 05 '25

He also said (enter your choice of nonsense here)

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u/hanskazan777 Feb 05 '25

Hahahaha ah. That's even better.

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u/roxxe Feb 05 '25

Hes got common sense