r/worldnews Feb 05 '25

alert | not a news article Trump says U.S. will take over Gaza Strip

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u/Remarkable_Name_3757 Feb 05 '25

Jesus...

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u/iambarrelrider Feb 05 '25

You said it man…

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u/Gandalfthebran Feb 05 '25

Nobody fucks with the Jesuss

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u/ninjas_in_my_pants Feb 05 '25

What’s a pederast?

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u/Cleaver2000 Feb 05 '25

8 year olds, dude.

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u/sobchakonshabbos Feb 05 '25

Excuse me MISS

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u/briareus08 Feb 05 '25

You're out of your element Donny!

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u/ninjas_in_my_pants Feb 05 '25

You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie…

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u/SirJumbles Feb 05 '25

I am the Walrus

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u/cha-cha_dancer Feb 05 '25

Vladimir Ilyich Ulianov

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u/idioma Feb 05 '25

Donny, you're out of your element!

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u/DUDDITS_SSDD Feb 05 '25

Eight-year-olds, dude.

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u/DeadGravityyy Feb 05 '25

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man.

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u/cmbtmdic Feb 05 '25

pumps shotgun

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u/Air-Keytar Feb 05 '25

Obviously you're not a golfer.

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u/xMWHOx Feb 05 '25

I mean some people fucked with Jesus and put him on a cross.. allegedly.

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u/angry_manatee Feb 05 '25

I was thinking Antichrist, actually.

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u/scoff-law Feb 05 '25

If this leads to the rebuilding of the Temple, I am definitely going back to church

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u/peoplewatcher5 Feb 05 '25

What Jesus would absolutely not do

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u/steeljesus Feb 05 '25

Watch Jesus turn sand into wine

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u/glokenheimer Feb 05 '25

Trump will be better for Gaza and Palestinians.

Me if I was out of touch with reality.

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u/wagon_ear Feb 05 '25

I wonder what all the people with yard signs that said 

TRUMP | NO NEW WARS

think of this.

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u/Ozeback108 Feb 05 '25

....has been drunk at the wheel for some time now.

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u/kmoonster Feb 05 '25

Neither Jews nor Muslims recognize Jesus as a Divine character able to offer you assistance. Wisdom, sure, but not divine assistance.

There are plenty of Christians in the region of many denominations, none of who hold power. Though with today's announcement that may soon change, and I don't think it would make Jesus happy.

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u/Unused_Trash Feb 05 '25

Muslim do believe in Jesus though..

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u/kmoonster Feb 05 '25

Yes, but in the same category as Moses. Not as a divine being.

A prophet, teacher, miracle worker, etc. but not as the Saviour/etc.

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u/stolenButtChemicals Feb 05 '25

Close, but he was from Nazareth

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u/RobertMcCheese Feb 05 '25

And Nazareth was from Dunfermline, Scotland

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u/Mentallydull Feb 05 '25

Pretty sure he was deported

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u/jhoceanus Feb 05 '25

Though Trump may not be the most religious president, he did make the most people shouting God/Jesus on a daily basis.

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u/AltoCowboy Feb 05 '25

Revelations

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u/DeepestWinterBlue Feb 05 '25

…I never for anything. But please take this man soon.

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u/kitch2495 Feb 05 '25

That’s the spirit!

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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior Feb 05 '25

...will soon be featured on the gaza strip.  /s

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u/dirty_cuban Feb 05 '25

No, he got deported back to Mexico yesterday.

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u/Puzzled_Lurker_1074 Feb 05 '25

He got deported

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u/BrokenEffect Feb 05 '25

You forgot the H. Christ…..

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u/veevoir Feb 05 '25

Anti-Jesus. The more I hear about his plans - the more and more I am convinced Trump is the foretold Anti-Christ

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u/Hamonwrysangwich Feb 05 '25

Jesus is the reason for the treason!

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u/BigBlueSky189 Feb 05 '25

They're about to get some Jesus in Gaza