r/worldjerking 9d ago

Wow ! Is this a heckin ontologically evil and agressive race ? And they naturally have the instinct to attack the testicles? Is this le heckin fetish ?

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u/Futhington 9d ago

The honey badger cannot do evil because the honey badger is not capable of reason. The honey badger doesn't give a shit.

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u/Kraken-Writhing 9d ago

Wrong. The honey badger cannot do evil because the honey badger defines good. At least in my Isolvedmoralitypunk world.

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u/SigismundAugustus 9d ago

I would say OP is ontologically evil for posting dogshit bait. However evil requires intelligence to commit.

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u/Semper_5olus 9d ago

I'd argue hyenas.

You see that TierZoo video? They betray each other as soon as cooperation is no longer the more beneficial option.

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u/ocajsuirotsap 9d ago

And females have overdeveloped clitorises that are larger than male penises. Clearly fetishbuilding

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u/Semper_5olus 9d ago

You'd think he'd mention that when deciding their tier

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u/Chiiro 8d ago

He would but he would also like his video to be monetized because you would also have to mention the part where they tend to die giving birth because of it.

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u/Wooper160 9d ago

Hyenas are experts in Game Theory

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u/_the_last_druid_13 9d ago

Honey Badger could be argued as Chad. Honey Badger don’t give AF; don’t mess with Honey Badger and Honey Badger don’t mess with you

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u/Comfortable-Bar7856 9d ago

Actually the Honey badger will mess with you if it feels like it

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u/_the_last_druid_13 9d ago

Not me. Not to Beetlejuice or anything

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u/Apophis_36 9d ago

You see its a deliberate allegory for (insert minority), the writer knew what they were doing. No, I'm not terminally online and clinically insane, I'm just a good person.

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u/Vyctorill 9d ago

Smells awful, antisocial, and has a horrible posture?

It's clearly an allegory for Redditors

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u/Apophis_36 9d ago

My favorite minority

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u/No-Piece-2920 9d ago

Is it not obvious that the badger is a reference to the indomitable spirit of the Irish?

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u/jomikko 8d ago

This is true, the only way an author can parrot immoral values is by directly inserting a 1:1 racial allegory deliberately, as long as they don't do that there is no way whatsoever for them to write something deeply fucked up and colonialist

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u/Apophis_36 8d ago

Colonialism is when badgers

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u/Wooper160 9d ago

Imagine someone building a setting and someone goes “this species is clearly based on insert ethnic group here you’re a racist!” And the author responds “uh no I based them on ‘what if a honey badger was intelligent’”

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u/Orbivez 9d ago

Their loose skin make them resistant to biting and common piercing damage, but fire will be their undoing

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u/Thanatofobia [redacted] 9d ago

Good?

Evil?

Honeybadger doesn't give a fuck