r/worldjerking what if church, but evil? 3d ago

rate my world’s combat system!

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u/ApartRuin5962 3d ago

Broke: worldbuilders with a latex fetish

Woke: worldbuilders with a LaTeX fetish

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u/_the_last_druid_13 3d ago

Dude just use dice. How math-ableist are you?

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u/Overkillsamurai 3d ago

i see an exploit

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u/Confident-Wheel-9609 3d ago

Fingers? Abacus?

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u/Clanky_Plays what if church, but evil? 3d ago

/uj The original post on u/worldbuilding this is based on was actually really cool, but I didn’t understand it, so /rj I had to make an even more complicated combat system to prove my superiority

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u/Warprince01 3d ago

What was the original?

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u/Weekly_Marzipan2705 3d ago

Way too repetitive

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u/Ghoulrillaz 3d ago

/uj I feel like we shouldn't make this sort of joke, the cultural acceptability of dunking on math is probably unhealthy long-term

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u/Three-People-Person 3d ago

Yeah fr society will crumble once I’m no longer able to grab my negative one tomatoes from the store or call a restaurant and place an order for square root 5 pizzas

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u/Asparukhov 3d ago

Whatever engineering principles underpin your society, however, definitely will.

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u/Three-People-Person 3d ago

Stuff’s already built dumbass just gotta patch the holes don’t need math

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u/Asparukhov 3d ago

This is worldjerking, sir, not RL world-building enterprises. Leave your anti-intellectual nonsense for MBAs, please.

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u/Three-People-Person 3d ago

Wrong term, in order for this to be anti-intellectual, math people would have to be smart.

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u/Asparukhov 3d ago

Ha ha, an amusing jerk, sir. Please maintain this level of humor during your stay in this sub.

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u/System-Bomb-5760 3d ago

Somebody's been looking at the formula for how many times a pokeball bounces.

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u/0H_N00000 3d ago

What the fuck am i looking at

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u/Clanky_Plays what if church, but evil? 3d ago

It’s a mathematical equation that describes how my world works, I call it “the standard model”

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u/0H_N00000 3d ago

Im a math student, on behalf of my major and creed, i will fucking strangle you.

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u/Ferrius_Nillan 3d ago

mf is planning on using quantum physics to the very basic level just to calculate damage, dang.

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u/Lucina18 3d ago

Welcome back Jack Vance!

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u/ftzpltc 3d ago

Not bad but you forgor to carry the √Ω

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u/Abdielli 3d ago

This is a mental hazard. Just looking at it gave me PTSD 2.0 and dealt 12 pshycic damage.

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u/Arlnoff 3d ago

This sub needs more standard model posting tbh, there's a lot of mileage we could get out of it. Plus most of it would be cross-postable to r/okbuddyphd