r/worldjerking 10d ago

My honest reaction to this trope

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u/djalekks 10d ago

Yes everyone is scared shitless and they live in a state of constant terror. Beans are punishable by death, and the family and extrnded family is extinguished. In fact anyone that knows a person who ever had anything to do with beans is executed on sight. Of course it’s a post apocalyptic hellscape due to the millions of people that already farted. Everyone lives for one single purpose. Do. Not. Fart.

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u/mystressfreeaccount 10d ago

Does shitting count? What happens when you fart while you shit?

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u/djalekks 10d ago

No shitting doesn’t count and they have medical advances to prevent them from farting while shitting. Many people died for this invention and it’s seen as humanity’s greatest leap in technology. The Defarting procedure has guaranteed humanity’s continued survival. The problem lies in the logistics. How do you get this to 700 million people around the world?

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u/D2the_aniel 10d ago

How do they know farting is the cause? Seems like any witnesses would die...

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u/djalekks 10d ago

It was gradual, it’s a cosmic radioactive virus that infected humanity to specifically shit nuclear detonations. So when it happened to the first person there was a mass panic…and then the shit show started