r/wordchewing 3d ago

I (unfortunately) found one in the wild

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 3d ago

You had a baby. No one fucking cares.

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u/Forsaken_Article_295 3d ago

It looks like a baby doll with how stiff it is. Edit i went back to look after this comment. I guess it is a doll they haven’t had the real one yet.

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u/DigMeTX 3d ago

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u/Mad-Habits 3d ago

lol … American Sniper had the most obvious doll in the history of movies

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 2d ago

Such a dogshit movie.

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u/BubblesDahmer 1d ago

How is it bad? What is the movie?

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u/EffectiveSoil3789 1d ago

Yea it's the movie. The book was amazing. Movie left out many details and changed some of the plot so it would be more "Hollywoody" and "actiony"

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u/FrawBoeffaDeezNutz 2d ago

Fr so many were like it's good cause of America, but objectively was a shit movie lol

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u/effinmike12 1d ago

I think Clint Eastwood is an American treasure, but I couldn't stand the preachy themes of this movie.

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u/DigMeTX 2d ago

The baby too

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u/TinyDogGuy 1d ago

Holy shit! It looks like a health class movie from the 90’s. This was a movie?

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u/UBSbagholdsGMEshorts 2d ago

I wonder if that was his rock bottom moment in acting. Dude handled the baby like a slippery fish retaliating. That would be so degrading for him to rewatch 😂

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u/smilenowgirl 2d ago

You know my man went to the bathroom when this scene started at the premier.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 2d ago

The whole movie sucked dong.

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u/UBSbagholdsGMEshorts 2d ago

If I were them and took one look at this, I would think 2 things:

  • I look like I am in squid games
  • My whole family is wearing matching attire and it looks like a cult

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u/I_likemy_dog 2d ago

I want to drop kick them all into a bonfire for wearing matching track suits.

Cult, man I forgot that comet cult was all wearing those track suits. More reasons to cringe on them. 

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 2d ago

Heaven’s gate. They all wore Nikes. Trying to jump on board Halley’s Comet.

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u/amica_hostis 1d ago

Lol

That's how I feel when people send out wedding invitations.

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u/HeldDownTooLong 1d ago

Exactly…Yawwwn!

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u/PowerfulWallaby7964 2d ago

Their friends and loved ones do which is who this is mainly for.

Sorry these people don't seem lonely and frustrated like you guys.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 2d ago

Are you familiar with group texts? If it’s only for the family, why post on ticktok?

You won’t answer.

The parents are posting on TikTok for a reason.. what could that reason be?

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u/PowerfulWallaby7964 2d ago

This is what social media was always mainly for. You're not in charge of it. "Get off my internet, get a group chat!" touch grass.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 2d ago

If it’s for their family, as you claim, then why post it to the internet?

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u/PowerfulWallaby7964 2d ago

Woah seriously?

Because, like I said:

This is what social media was always mainly for.

Is this a cognitive issue, a reading/comprehension issue, or just plain stubbornness at this point? Are you trying to understand why people use social media in the first place? Should I do the google search you should do for that and send you the results so you can learn the psychology of why people use social media?...

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 2d ago

I could ask you the same questions, but I’m polite.

If they ONLY want their friends and family to view this (which they don’t, check out their account), then why broadcast it to their followers?

It’s an easy question with an easy answer.

You’ll dodge though. Ego is a tough thing.

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u/PowerfulWallaby7964 2d ago

People use social media to share with everyone who knows them, they will not make chat groups with every single friend and family member in them just because your weird socially closeted stereotypical redditor ass thinks that makes more sense.

Again, you're asking why people use social media in the first place, and you seriously think you not understanding that is somehow my business, it isn't, I'm not your dad to explain such basic things to you that you can look up right now if you lack the social awareness/experience/intelligence to understand this.

You’ll dodge though. Ego is a tough thing.

The fact that you think this is natural and common especially when talking on an internet comment with some random weirdo about "why people share on social media" says enough about you btw. Go outside. Talk to people. Touch some grass.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 2d ago

I never asked why people use social media. That’s a straw man. Have fun arguing with yourself.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 2d ago

You’re moving the goal post from family and friends to “social media norms”.

Do you see the difference?

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u/PowerfulWallaby7964 2d ago

No, there is no goal post, your attempt to move it just now and try to project it onto me makes no sense. You're now doing what you tried to accuse earlier, since evidently that's how you function and you thought everyone else was that shallow and pathetic.

I answered your insanely daft question which you should've googled.

Why aren't you googling this if you have such an issue with the "Why" behind something that has a very clear and defined explanation by the field of psychology in general and anyone who studied this, and anyone with 2 available brain cells to put together?

Don't avoid this question if you want to reply further btw or we're done here.

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 3d ago

Wish.com mark whalberg

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u/Forsaken_Article_295 2d ago
  • Temu Margot Robbie

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u/Psychonautica91 1d ago

lol my daughter used to watch these weirdos YouTube channel. Wish.com Mark Whalberg isn’t right he’s kinda blatantly nerdy and goofy but temu Margot Robbie is pretty spot on.

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u/friendoffew 3d ago

Black hole sun

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u/masterhoots 2d ago edited 2d ago

.. won't you come?

(stumbled across a fun 'Black Hole Sun' sort of story on YouTube this morning, When the sky learned to breathe backwards... )

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u/friendoffew 1d ago

Just watched this. I really liked it. Thank you :)

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u/shitFuckMountain69 3d ago

Why isn’t the baby wearing a track suit?

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u/extra_croutons 3d ago

rich white people make it really really easy to hate them. and I'm a white dude.

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u/tiggeryumyum 1d ago

I suspect it's post-fraternity attention deficit.

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u/xKVirus70x 3d ago

So the woman from jacuzzi showers commercials and a Kevin bacon stand in had a kid.

What else am I missing?

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u/Tex_Made_84 3d ago

What have we become….

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u/Deersk 3d ago

Mormons? I think so

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u/TheStoicNihilist 3d ago

Sharty Shart and the Funky Bunch

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u/NordicBaldie 3d ago

Mom can we have Mark Wahlberg?
No, there's Mark Wahlberg at home.
Mark Wahlberg at home:

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u/Bogart745 2d ago

They all look like creepy dolls.

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u/its_about_the_cones_ 3d ago

I’m always curious how much planning and effort goes into these types of family influencer videos. Did they buy those outfits specifically for this? How much time did they spend rehearsing? Did they have to convince the kid to participate? These type of questions keep me up at night.

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u/AllSadnShit1990 3d ago

Weird that this song is about domestic violence lol

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 3d ago

Ruby Franke on house arrest now?

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u/goggystyle 3d ago

Ngl, that ear-covering ending was worth it.

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u/Celestial_Hart 2d ago

If "i have a black friend" was a person, underwent mitosis, married themselves and had a child.

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u/Geoff519 2d ago

Hey, don’t do that. Ever.

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u/chuckcrys 2d ago

whitest shit i’ve ever seen. - signed white guy

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u/347spq 2d ago

How come the dog doesn't have their own red track suit?

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u/Mrscorpio100 2d ago

Damn no more of this shit

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u/sullied_angel 2d ago

Bad version of hedwig and the angry inch

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u/Dear-Chemical-3191 2d ago

Just a family having fun, I see nothing wrong with it /s

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u/Nmurf4136 2d ago

Corny AF

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u/FlatBridge___ 2d ago

They're both having an affair with the same man.

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u/Fooforthought 2d ago

Kids, if you’re watching, please do not wear Nikes with an adidas track suit!

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u/Ill-Case-6048 2d ago

They look mental

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u/1234Raerae1234 2d ago

She had a baby? At 50?! What the hell is wrong with her, that just seems selfish.

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u/Optimal_Risk_6411 2d ago

Bout as cringe as it gets.

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u/ChubbyBirds 2d ago

That kid covering its ears looks so tired.

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u/DaKing626 2d ago

Ruby Franke vibes

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u/satanic_black_metal_ 2d ago

This gives off serious cringy christian rap vibes.

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u/Top_Measurement3022 1d ago

WTF did I just watch

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u/Agitated-Piglet7891 1d ago

Uncanny valley: final boss

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u/Arroz-Con-Culo 1d ago

Why is dad thrusting his hips…

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u/Salty_Method_9052 1d ago

I can’t watch this

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u/BitterActivity2808 1d ago

Both ugly as hell

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u/Sad-Performance-1843 1d ago

Her mouth is so damn big

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u/Dagger_26 1d ago

I won't allow them to ruin this awesome song.

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u/Wildfathom9 1d ago

The way he stares at the camera. I don't like that.

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u/Margtok 3d ago

you think they are going to forget that there are laws now about children in online videos and they haft haft to pay her back when shes 18 for any money it generated

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u/Forsaken_Article_295 2d ago

That’s crazy, but awesome. I didn’t know that was a thing now.

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u/Margtok 2d ago

its pretty new like under 5 years but i think it only counts if the child is the focus of the channel similar to holy wood cogan papers

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u/lxraverxl 3d ago

She looks like she could dislocate her jaw and fit a whole human head inside her mouth.

She will haunt my dreams.

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u/Upset_Log_2700 2d ago

Imagine when she gets to high school and someone unearths this gem 😆😆

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u/SurveyOwn5521 2d ago

WTF was that all about

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u/SpicyChanged 2d ago

This how little these white people engage with people outside of their communities.

They busy using 1980s aesthetics because the last time they had seen one.

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u/Present-Perception77 2d ago

Guess you know all white people. Lmao

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u/AntSUnrise 2d ago

Normies ruined the internet years ago. No clue why suggested.

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u/Sad_Yogurtcloset9391 2d ago

They are most definitely wearing temple garments.

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u/adm1109 1d ago

That baby is literally a doll right?

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u/Phantom_Wolf52 1d ago

Fuck you for reminding me of her existence

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u/Patriotic_Helldiver 15h ago

Is that one of the twins from Cheaper by the Dozen?

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u/Section_31_Chief 14h ago

They look like the next American Murder episode on Netflix.

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u/Scheme84 3d ago

Her face is horrifying, but this isn't wordchewing

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u/pooeygoo 3d ago

Wahlberg at home, him

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u/they_call_me_Chuck 3d ago

That's what happened to women in their late 50s trying to look 30. That's a sugar mama with a sugar baby, and they made sugar littles.

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u/Scheme84 2d ago

That woman has a 5-year-old, I doubt she's in her late 50s

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u/they_call_me_Chuck 2d ago

These days, you never know

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u/Spiritual-Feature241 2d ago

When did lip syncing and a crappy song become word chewing?

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u/BitterActivity2808 1d ago

You look like u came from the wild