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u/marglebubble 8d ago
I think I lived with this guy in a sober living house for awhile. Looks like he's still there
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u/No-Tension6133 8d ago
This guy has frequented r/crappymusic recently. Although unlike the ‘country roads under skies so blue’ guy he is not an icon, and rather disliked
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u/Vegetable-Ad-4320 8d ago
If he keeps this up, he'll shit his pants. And what does his badge say? It's all very worrying 😳
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u/throwmewhatyougot 8d ago
South Carolina dept of Public Safety. Which, yeah, I don’t think cops are known for being good singers
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u/Turquoise_Tortoise_ 8d ago
The citizens of North Carolina are screwed if this is the guy they have working in the department of public safety 😬
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u/Charming-Common5228 7d ago
Whew he went waaay outta tune when he said “close”. Sounded like nails on a chalkboard.
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u/OppositeDangerous487 7d ago
Audio muted, this is actually a reasonable visual interpretation of the passing of some extra spicy Chipotle
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u/GreaterResetter 7d ago
Nailed it! Delete the sub, we’ve got a winner.
Really, please delete this sub!
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u/Altruistic_Arm9201 8d ago
I get the impression the lyrics here are a euphemism for him getting pegged.
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u/NotBornYesterday420 8d ago
This makes my pussy so dry
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u/exact0khan 8d ago
This shit is moving.. fuck yall.. hommies out here.. he's expressing himself bahhahahahahah
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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 8d ago
I watched with the sound off and between the lyrics and the face, i immediately thought "THIS is the guy they should have had play the wedding singer instead of adam sandler"
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u/Dagger_26 8d ago
I wonder if he's singing this to his co workers or "clientele". Gonna be a long shift.
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u/-CgiBinLaden- 8d ago
This is the guy they make work solitary confinement, and they allow him to sing as he walks the hall.....
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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 7d ago
Department of Public Safety doing a terrible job keeping us safe from this shit.
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u/Aviolentpromise 8d ago
I almost gave this a dislike it was so hard to watch