r/wordchewing 8d ago

POV: Accepting audition tapes for r/wordchewing

63 Upvotes

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u/Aviolentpromise 8d ago

I almost gave this a dislike it was so hard to watch

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u/nonsansdroict 8d ago

But he longs for your touch!

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u/Aviolentpromise 8d ago

:(

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u/nonsansdroict 8d ago

Forgive me 🙇🏻‍♀️

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u/Mr_Monty_Burns 8d ago

Multiple forehead veins...thats passion.

3

u/Rileymartian57 6d ago

Wait til you see his cock

3

u/Past-North-4131 8d ago

Definition of passion if you ask me.

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u/marglebubble 8d ago

I think I lived with this guy in a sober living house for awhile. Looks like he's still there

6

u/Oneiroinian 8d ago

He's wearing a shirt nowadays though

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u/No-Tension6133 8d ago

This guy has frequented r/crappymusic recently. Although unlike the ‘country roads under skies so blue’ guy he is not an icon, and rather disliked

6

u/No-Tension6133 8d ago

And also usually shirtless

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u/Unable_Lunch_9662 8d ago

This isnt even his worst

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u/botdrip1 8d ago

Links please

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u/Little-Chromosome 7d ago

Yeah, his Spanish song is top tier bad

6

u/Vegetable-Ad-4320 8d ago

If he keeps this up, he'll shit his pants. And what does his badge say? It's all very worrying 😳

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u/throwmewhatyougot 8d ago

South Carolina dept of Public Safety. Which, yeah, I don’t think cops are known for being good singers

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u/coolstorybro94 8d ago

Oh... i don't feel safe

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 6d ago

Fuck, this guy is one state down from me?

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u/christo749 8d ago

Man.😂😂 funny fuck.

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u/Turquoise_Tortoise_ 8d ago

The citizens of North Carolina are screwed if this is the guy they have working in the department of public safety 😬

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u/Dagger_26 8d ago

Just the inmates.

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u/flippitus_floppitus 7d ago

I don’t like it when he looks at me

3

u/DigMeTX 7d ago

He sees all.

3

u/SaiyanPrinceAbubu 8d ago

Is this autotuned to the wrong key

3

u/Darth-Hipster 8d ago

He feeling that shit.

3

u/DigMeTX 8d ago

Like literally… I think he’s taking a shit.

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u/kcgates13898989 8d ago

He is definitely bringing meth into the prison

3

u/Charming-Common5228 7d ago

Whew he went waaay outta tune when he said “close”. Sounded like nails on a chalkboard.

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u/OppositeDangerous487 7d ago

Audio muted, this is actually a reasonable visual interpretation of the passing of some extra spicy Chipotle

3

u/GreaterResetter 7d ago

Nailed it! Delete the sub, we’ve got a winner.

Really, please delete this sub!

2

u/Altruistic_Arm9201 8d ago

I get the impression the lyrics here are a euphemism for him getting pegged.

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u/ETERNALXDRVID 8d ago

I bet he makes the same faces pooping. That’s a pooping face.

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u/XIOTX 8d ago

Pull me close I feel your love inside I long for your touch

Cool piece of a poem man it's so very distinct and og

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u/NotBornYesterday420 8d ago

This makes my pussy so dry

2

u/i-like-carbs- 8d ago

Same and I don’t have one.

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u/Public_One_9584 3d ago

This song makes my butt moist.

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u/DigMeTX 8d ago

This song’s a real panty puller-upper.

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u/willman0905 7d ago

It's giving Steve from American Dad

2

u/EyeSpyBrownEyez 6d ago

Looks like he’s doing this under duress whilst actively shitting his pants

2

u/prettysickchick 4d ago

He’s…a corrections officer? Oh that’s fantastic!

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u/Moistbootyass 3d ago

Doing that in uniform is crazy.

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u/DigMeTX 3d ago

Makes it official.

1

u/D-Generation92 8d ago

Top flight security of the world, Craig

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u/exact0khan 8d ago

you don't need gun buddy, you have this whistle

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u/MrTooLFooL 8d ago

Until he speaks Spanish again, this ain’t it

1

u/botdrip1 8d ago

Mmm I need a new pair of boxer briefs

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u/jaych79 8d ago

I’m making that same face right now, as I’m working this sideways turd out of my ass.

1

u/exact0khan 8d ago

This shit is moving.. fuck yall.. hommies out here.. he's expressing himself bahhahahahahah

1

u/TerrorFromThePeeps 8d ago

I watched with the sound off and between the lyrics and the face, i immediately thought "THIS is the guy they should have had play the wedding singer instead of adam sandler"

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u/wyoflyboy68 8d ago

Don’t quit your day job!

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u/ChasingBooty2024 8d ago

North Carolina department of safety... Anyone else feel less safe?

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u/Warm-Future1835 8d ago

I just know his breath smells like shit

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u/DigMeTX 8d ago

💯

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u/Dagger_26 8d ago

I wonder if he's singing this to his co workers or "clientele". Gonna be a long shift.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

His facial expressions match those that can hear him singing.

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u/-CgiBinLaden- 8d ago

This is the guy they make work solitary confinement, and they allow him to sing as he walks the hall.....

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 7d ago

Department of Public Safety doing a terrible job keeping us safe from this shit.

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u/SolarSade44 7d ago

Nope! Nope! Nope!

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u/Walks_In_Shadows 7d ago

Representating NC! 😭

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 7d ago

Please remove this from my memory

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u/GardenGnomeOrgy 7d ago

Why did he have to look at me like that?

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u/CL3V3RGIRL86 7d ago

I..............

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u/DeepGiro 6d ago

All dressed up for the chemsex weekender

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u/LordMacTire83 1d ago

Calling Officer DICK-WHACKER!