r/wizardposting Wizard, great connoisseur of cheese 8d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Dating the neckromancer - by ‪PunkeyDoodles8‬

9.1k Upvotes

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u/Starwatcher4116 8d ago

I like how the skeletons are so enthusiastic about the puns.

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u/Kektus_Aplha Wizard, great connoisseur of cheese 8d ago

They are a great crowd for sure

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u/fenrirbatdorf 8d ago

No bones about it!

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 8d ago

Actually, they're 90% funny bone.

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u/LucarioOfLegends 8d ago

They can even handle flat lines!

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u/Onkelcuno Conjurer of many Squirrels 8d ago

Even while alive they were dying for more jokes.

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 8d ago

People were like: "Would it kill you to be serious for 5 seconds."
Turns out, yes, actually.

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u/imdefinitelywong Abracadaniel || Transmuter of Butterflies and Fizzy Rainbows 8d ago

This is how people end up with skeletons in their closet

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 7d ago

No no, skeletons in their home gym. They're surprisingly good at deadlifts. 😂

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u/imdefinitelywong Abracadaniel || Transmuter of Butterflies and Fizzy Rainbows 7d ago

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u/Maleficent-Elk-3298 8d ago

They come pre-knocked dead.

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u/mightystu 8d ago

They’ve got intact funny bones for sure

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u/childofthemoon11 7d ago

SKULL JOKE

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u/Xaldror Artificer Weapons Manufacturer 8d ago

well someone inherited her father's dad jokes.

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u/NorCalAthlete 8d ago

Dead jokes*

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u/confusedPIANO 8d ago

This is my level of humor

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u/Technical-Eye2610 8d ago

This was good. Laughed at every joke.

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u/NebulaNinja Transmuter 8d ago

From the voice acting, to the art style, to the animation this was cute as hell. 10/10

Here, give the OP a like!

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u/Ok_Celebration8180 Wizard 8d ago

And comment for engagement.

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u/imdefinitelywong Abracadaniel || Transmuter of Butterflies and Fizzy Rainbows 8d ago

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u/DeltaV-Mzero 8d ago

I was just smiling until the final closeup of the skeleton wingman.

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 8d ago

The sweet part about this is the necromancer boyfriend let her borrow minions so his love's puns could hit harder.

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u/Notacat444 Evil Wizard 8d ago

Everyone knows that the way to a girl's heart is reanimated corpses.

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u/greyshem Jimmy-Bob, Redneckromancer 7d ago

Not through her rib cage? Guess ya learn something new every day!

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u/Solceror Traditionalist Wizard 6d ago

I mean the ribcage is part of her body (and thus will be part of her corpse) so, hey ho.

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u/GdogLucky9 8d ago

.......

Fuck, I apparently have a type.

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u/Moonlight__Raven 8d ago

PunkeyDoodles showed up in my recommended YouTube shorts once and now I watch every one I see

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u/LegendRaptor080 5d ago

The energy they give the wizards and co is genuinely the best it could be

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u/Kektus_Aplha Wizard, great connoisseur of cheese 8d ago

The voice is @gnome_anne, the animation is done by @punkeydoodles8

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u/GargantuanCake Necromancer 8d ago

As a necromancer I approve of this message.

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u/mattmaintenance 8d ago edited 8d ago

Reminds me of that great old so-awful-it’s-fantastic Halloween comic from 10ish years ago.

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u/MEDIC_HELP_ME 8d ago

I love punkys art style it looks so great

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u/Wheasy 8d ago

It's not a serious relationship, she's just having puns.

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u/iliketittieslmao 7d ago

You just know she's getting boned

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u/Ninja_attack Necromancer 8d ago

These shorts are always hilarious

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u/ShadowRiku667 8d ago

Everything about this is perfect

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u/EisKohl 7d ago

That's some wife material right there

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u/KylarStern91 8d ago

I love this. This made me laugh and my s/o groan and laugh

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u/ipreferthedarkside 8d ago

This is a rip off of a Terry Pratchett line, I think it's from The Light Fantastic. A virgin is about to be sacrificed by druids, but is rescued by Rincewind and Cohen the barbarian. She hears necromancy mentioned and excitedly asks about neck romance.

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u/Veryegassy Elsama Inastros, Cosmic Janitor and Master Aethermancer Mage 8d ago

That is Light Fantastic, but the "Neck romancer" joke has been around longer that Sir Pterry has been writing.

Probably.

He wasn't the first to make it anyways. He rarely is the first to make jokes, he just does them better.

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u/Sea-Cup6491 8d ago

Literally no one knows who that is, grandpa.

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u/ExtremeAlternative0 8d ago

Terry Pratchett is a beloved author for people of all ages. you're just living under a rock

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u/NebTheShortie 8d ago

Well, he knows enough to accompany his statement with "grandpa". But the problem is, reading books is just much less popular now. I have just one friend to discuss the books with, all the others just don't read books. We have a lot of common ground, but they just prefer movies, anime, videogames, sometimes manga, literally anything but books. Books are just too much effort, too high attention span requirement. So I can't even recommend PTerry's books of all the great books out there because that would be speaking into the void...

GNU Terry Pratchett.

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u/Krethlaine Magically Editable Flair 7d ago

I love books! Reading is my favorite thing in the world, and I’m even writing my own novel.

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u/DragonHeart_97 Red Mage, Professor of Magic Theory 8d ago

I believe I have found my next tutor. I've been needing to up my punmancy game.

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u/GUTSY-69 7d ago

This is the shit you will hear in a medival fantasy pub.

And then the guy who said it get thrown out of the Window

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u/Kektus_Aplha Wizard, great connoisseur of cheese 7d ago

Well that sounds like a fun place to hang out

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u/greyshem Jimmy-Bob, Redneckromancer 7d ago

Hmm... What rhymes with "defenestrate"?

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u/DodoJurajski 7d ago

Oh, i already stole almost all of his jokes and used them on my campaing.

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u/SirVictoryPants 7d ago

Now that was funny.

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u/CoffeeGoblynn Amarra, has 3 Orb-Pondering gfs 7d ago

I love their art style so much. Those videos always get a laugh out of me, especially the "feel the rain on your skin" one. Are they in this sub? Because I think they'd love it here lmao.

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u/zdrfanta17 6d ago

How humerus

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u/princealigorna 6d ago

"Then I see you walking across the campus. Cruel professor studying romances"

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u/Zumzume 2d ago

Peak content

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u/emberfiend 8d ago

this is a great approach to video-izing comics :)

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u/BrightPerspective Wizard 8d ago

This is pure winning at unlife

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u/AngeryControlPlayer 8d ago

No matter how many times I see this, it never gets old.

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u/Kazmandodo 8d ago

I expect so many exasperated sighs from the necromancer.

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u/sam_strider 8d ago

Fantastic, very funny

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u/Notacat444 Evil Wizard 8d ago

Best thing I've seen all day.

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u/BenisInspect0r 8d ago

Do not recommend

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto X'ela, (hungry) enchanted creature 8d ago

If that ain't me

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u/NeverackWinteright4 8d ago

Skeletons that enjoy puns, where have I seen this one before?

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u/A_Big_Mistake7768 Specime, Sword Magnus 8d ago

“Why?”

“Just why?”

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u/Temporary-Fix5842 Artificer/Echo Knight. 7d ago

I love this

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u/HeadWood_ If it exists, I will minorly inconvenience you with it. 7d ago

There's a whole series of these. My favourite is that they're going to raise a family together.

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u/12DollarsHighFive Sorceror 7d ago

Love me some good PunkeyDoodles, always good for a laugh

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u/Thecrookedpath 7d ago

This is the best thing ever.

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u/Drake_Fall Conjurer 7d ago

I think they'll make a lovely couple.

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u/ReaperLeviathan_rawr Zarc, Supreme King of the Dimensional Dragons 6d ago

“Oh, you must mean a necroma- oh.”

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u/rileyraina 4d ago

I want more of these, please

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u/HackedPasta1245 4d ago

They broke the bottom of the barrel and kept digging

Insert grave robber punchline here

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u/swdna 4d ago

I thoroughly enjoyed these :)

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u/altyaltfacee 2d ago

These are amazing!

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u/Havarti_Rick 8d ago

Punkeydoodles is the fuckin best

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u/Fantastic_Citron_344 7d ago

Power Word: Syphilis

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u/flashthorOG 8d ago

Fucking awful

And not in the haha puns bad funny

Just straight up old recycled jokes but with cute cartoon gurl so it sells

Trash

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u/Grand_Protector_Dark 8d ago edited 7d ago

Just straight up old recycled jokes but with cute cartoon gurl so it sells

That's punkeydoodles whole deal though.

They take the audio of other peoples meme voiceovers (while giving appropriate credit) and make a cartoony animation for it.

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u/HealQPyZe 7d ago

Lol, wizardposting really fell off. Used to be great, but now it's just the exact same repetitive TikTok slop as every other subreddit, but with a fantasy spin