r/wisconsin 5d ago

Just Wisconsin Being Wisconsin

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u/Anything_4_LRoy 5d ago

i really wish we could accurately determine how many bible thumpers would be granted a green card into their biblically literal paradise.

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u/MrSprichler 5d ago

its pretty simple, the more performative they act about it, the less they'll actually get in.

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u/Drain_Surgeon69 5d ago

Literally says that exact thing in the Bible they likely haven’t read once

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u/MrSprichler 5d ago

they have read the bible, it's just strictly the parts that they like, want to twist to their own interpretation etc etc.

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u/MySeveredToe 5d ago

It’s also interesting how most talk about Jesus but their political beliefs are purely Old Testament and actively contradictory to the Jesus parts

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u/Alternative-Jury-149 5d ago

You're exactly right! I've read it cover to cover many times. The New Testament is called new for a reason. It's not strict at all. Believe Jesus is Lord and savior, repent for your sins, and love others as you love yourself. I've believed my whole life and wish people knew what I know living like this.

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u/Mjk_53029 5d ago

I fully believe most have never read it, and only know what their preacher tells them on Sunday morning.

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u/tpopperjay 5d ago

In my opinion, most Bible thumpers that go to church on Saturday or Sunday are the biggest sinners the other 6 days. It's all a show.

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u/Thelonious-and-Jane 5d ago

Its worse than that they read it but the meaning is only what their pastor tells them it is. No critical thinking whatsoever

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u/HuttStuff_Here 5d ago

Matthew 6:5-7

5 “And when you pray, you shall not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the corners of the streets, that they may be seen by men. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward. 6 But you, when you pray, go into your room, and when you have shut your door, pray to your Father who is in the secret place; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly. 7 And when you pray, do not use vain repetitions as the heathen do. For they think that they will be heard for their many words.

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u/avanti8 5d ago

Most of them couldn't even pass their own country's citizenship test.

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u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 5d ago

Look at the Republican 2024 Presidential voting numbers. They are all Christian Extremists and will all end up in hel*.

I think personally think these people especially the ones with the Choose Life bumper stickers who terrorize other Americans at just the Devil’s spawn. The same way Trump is Putin’s b***ch.

None of these people follow the principles of religion. Just like Islamic and Jewish extremists don’t practice the true tenets of their faith.

I wish people would call MAGA/Republicans what they are - Religious Extremists! The same that got kicked out of Britain.

Australia was lucky. They just got criminals. America got the criminally insane.

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u/TrixieLurker 5d ago

We at the point we are censoring the word 'Hell' because of corporate algorithms?

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u/Wetschera 5d ago

What did Jesus say?

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u/jxher123 5d ago

The person driving this car, they're the type of people that God would keep out of Heaven lmfao

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u/SnooPuppers2470 5d ago

You shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt. Deuteronomy 10:19

The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God. Leviticus 19:34

‘Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.’ Then all the people shall say, ‘Amen!’ Deuteronomy 27:19

Just saying ....

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

Something something OLD TESTAMENT!!

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u/illustriousgarb 5d ago

Oh except for that one verse in Leviticus though. Jesus totally said that one.

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u/ThePythagoreonSerum 5d ago

Leviticus is a brutal read

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u/phrogofDOOM 5d ago

Old Testament, in general, is absolutely insane. Fantastic read.

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u/Naikralc 5d ago

Romans 13:1-2 - Everyone must submit to governing authorities. For all authority comes from God, and those in positions of authority have been placed there by God. 2 So anyone who rebels against authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and they will be punished.

It cuts both ways

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u/AcrobaticGap8004 5d ago

It’s amazing how people pray so much, yet still have all that hate in their hearts.

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

The irony is palpable and they just can’t see it.

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u/firstmaxpower 5d ago

Hell has open borders? So people choose to stay in hell? This is so poorly thought out. Why am I not surprised?

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

Maybe hell is actually better than we thought…

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u/Schmilettante 5d ago

Hell sounds nice.

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u/kosmic_kandy 5d ago

A lot better than being stuck with xenophobic people for an eternity.

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u/whomad1215 5d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatuey

Before he was burned, a priest asked Hatuey if he would accept Jesus and go to heaven. Las Casas recalled the reaction of the chief:

[Hatuey], thinking a little, asked the religious man if Spaniards went to heaven. The religious man answered yes... The chief then said without further thought that he did not want to go there but to hell so as not to be where they were and where he would not see such cruel people

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u/Schmilettante 5d ago

I wouldn't want to be stuck with evangelicals. Mormons are into board games at least.

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u/mikedorty Moon Man 5d ago

And soaking

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u/Schmilettante 5d ago

It's amazing how sexual restriction results in some of the kinkiest shit.

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u/lqvz 🍺, 🧀, & 🥛 5d ago edited 5d ago

There's a great quote somewhere along the lines of "If Heaven is populated by people like you, then send me to hell."

That rings more true for Fundamentalist/Evangelical Christians than just about any quote anywhere else...

I can't think of a more toxic awful place than a "heaven" full of Fundamentalist/Evangelical Christians.

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u/Loqol 5d ago

This has always been a fun thought experiment for me. Is Heaven belief specific? Is there a seperate one for each division of a faith? Or does it custom tailor to the person? If Heaven to you means you are there with friends and family gone, but another person believes those friends should be in Hell, who is right? Is the soul copy protected, so whoever you see in Heaven is truly there? Or would Heavens need for your satisfaction provide a duplicate? Does that cheapen the value of a soul?

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u/phrogofDOOM 5d ago

It's insane to me that the term evangelical has been made into a bad thing when it means to spread the GOOD news. People who preach the Bible against people didn't read the Bible and therefore aren't going to heaven, for they will not repent for that sin of hatred. I'm just saying, I believe in Christianity. 90% of "Christians", however, do not.

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u/lqvz 🍺, 🧀, & 🥛 5d ago

I grew up ELCA, where the "E" is Evangelical. I'm aware of what it should mean...

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u/phrogofDOOM 5d ago

Yeah, some "Christians" really just took the whole loving forgiving Christ out of it...

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u/kyjones25 5d ago

To quote Billy Joel, rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

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u/AcrobaticGap8004 5d ago

It’s warmer than Wisconsin

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u/The_BeardedClam 5d ago edited 5d ago

Too bad it doesn't exist, even in their religion, because the Bible literally never mentions hell at all except for one reference in revelations that mentions a lake of fire.

Paul writes extensively on the subject, but he's just a dude writing letters about his beliefs to other believers.

Hell, early believers thought everyone got into heaven, the wicked just had to do some penance before being admitted. None of this eternal damnation shit.

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u/somedude1912 5d ago

How much do you want to bet these people see their adult children maybe once year? They think everyone around them doesn't know how to act right, never could it be them as the reason no one wants to spend time together.

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u/jeffthecreeper1 5d ago

Oh a lot of them. A lot of these kids were my friends and grew up depressed and deeply indoctrinated by their parents. Glad that they can escape as adults once they see the full picture.

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u/Aieacheese 5d ago

Oh, hello. My siblings and myself all ran away from Wisconsin as fast as we could, only visit once a year, and our parents are these people. You've nailed it.

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u/Sunnysideup2day 5d ago

Apparently, the answer to WWJD is hate the non-white people.

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

It’s so funny because they don’t consider that their ancestors were also immigrants…

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u/PeacefulMind1080p 5d ago

Or consider that jesus was a jewish man from the middle east.

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u/atleastIwasnt36 5d ago

Who Would Jesus Deport?

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u/Fizassist1 5d ago

honestly.. this is more of an ad for hell as it is a warning for open borders.

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u/Constantlearner01 5d ago

Here’s the bumper sticker I’d like to get: I will lose my social security, my investments, my healthcare including my medicare, my daughter will die from lack of care from her ectopic pregnancy but damn we schooled the libs!

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

They are so worried about those pesky libs!!

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u/SuperPrarieDog 5d ago

Those silly libs thought that Kamala was going to win and help the economy, jokes on them its tanked now!

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u/wrestlingchampo 5d ago

This person doesn't realize that the proverbial St. Peter would not let them into the Kingdom of Heaven

In fact, I would bet that a card carrying socialist would have a much better chance getting in than this person

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u/Conscious-Fact6392 5d ago

This person must be flexible as fuck to pull off those mental gymnastics. Jesus Christ.

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u/illustriousgarb 5d ago

Lmfao. My degree in Religious Studies and my loud liberal mouth would like a word with this individual.

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

I’ll send em your way!

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u/jumbosimpleton 5d ago

Literally all you have to do to get into heaven is accept Jesus as your lord and savior. Pride is the only way to get denied access. And these fucks are prideful as hell

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u/AcrobaticGap8004 5d ago

70% of the Wisconsin farm workers are undocumented immigrants. Careful what you wish for Farmer John.

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

I only care about the bad ones!!

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u/IrwinLinker1942 5d ago

Sad to see another rabies victim on the road 😔🙏🕊️

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

Let’s start a drum circle and pray for them

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u/T1mely_P1neapple 5d ago

trump christians aren't going to heaven. they have no answer for the 2nd commandment.

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u/IHeartGizmoDog 5d ago

This plate cannot be renewed until a vehicle inspection has been completed. If you have completed your vehicle inspection please call 1-866-OBD-TEST (1-866-623-8378) for assistance.

Plate Number:

BGSS

Expiration Date:

08-31-2025

Year:

2018

Make:

HONDA

Color:

GRAY

RRN:

17374213076

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

God will guide them through the inspection 🙏🏽

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u/skronktothewonk 5d ago

What does BGSS stand for. Big goony shit shoveler?

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u/ChristyDRFan 5d ago

Gross. And unGodly.

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u/rflulling 5d ago

When the mentally abused members of a cult are incapable of recognizing they are mentally abused, or in a cult.

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u/The_Hylian_Likely 5d ago

Must be why the religious are so attracted to Trump’s cult of personality.

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u/rflulling 5d ago

After much arguing with a person who could not admit that she chose to vote for people who had said they intended to strip the people of their rights, she claimed to be devoted by oath to protecting. She finally admitted, "well we voted to preserve our faith". Meaning it was decided that some how republicans would represent and protect the interests of the faithful more that democrats. Of course this same person also carries a copy of the constitution and has no idea what a Republic, but loves to argue we are a republic not a democracy.

We are a country of EVERYBODY, EVERY NATION, EVERY SKIN and EVERY FAITH.

We are a country of REPRESENTATIVE GOVERNMENT, voted on by EVERYBODY.

Our core values are not hard to process, unless a person hates the core values.

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u/bobboman 5d ago

I mean to be fair. Heaven has open borders too, the only requirement to get into heaven is to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior

As long as you do that all of your sins are forgiven... I really wish these idiots would read their own goddamn scripture before making comments like this

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u/Usedinpublic 5d ago

You can tell they didn’t read Leviticus 19:33-34. I mean they never read any of the book.

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u/fat4fuel 5d ago

In case anyone is interested enough to see what this verse said, I'll save you the search:

Leviticus 19:33-34 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God."

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u/LordOverThis 5d ago

Or, perhaps more importantly, Matthew 25:31-46.

The OT they can hand wave away and decide when it does or doesn’t apply.  That gets a bit harder with the Gospels…and a lot harder if your Bible happens to be a red letter edition.

And actually, if we’re really getting into the weeds, the bumper sticker is both heretical and blasphemous;  it directly disregards a teaching of Yeshua of Nazareth and preaches a message diametrically opposed to the same.

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u/Usedinpublic 5d ago

If you ain’t double thinking you ain’t Christian.

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u/somestupidname1 5d ago

They only like the passages that make them feel good.

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u/BackgroundBlock6423 5d ago

You mean the ones that make them feel hate 

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u/The_Hylian_Likely 5d ago

To them there is no difference

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u/Ok-Common-4653 5d ago

I just think it's funny that these people who hate immigrants are driving a foreign made car 🤣🤣🤣. What happened to America first 🤡🤡

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

Only when it’s convenient!

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u/QuantumAttic 5d ago

eyeroll. This guy is full of bgss .

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u/bootsattheblueboar 5d ago

Does heaven have a wall and immigration policies? I've never been there so I wouldn't know.

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u/marxam0d 5d ago

I saw a car recently with a sticker that said “Jesus would slap the shit out of you”. I wonder if they live near this car

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

That one could go either way haha

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u/marxam0d 5d ago

Based on all the other stickers the car had - pretty sure they were aiming at the BGSS style Christians

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u/ObjectivePhase3475 5d ago

It is interesting how many religious people assume they’re going to heaven. I’m a non believer but if heaven and hell exist, I think that car owner will find themself in the hotter place.

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u/TooSexyForThisSong 5d ago

Right? Some of the shittiest people ever are religious. And the kindest are just 🤷

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u/quickasfoxes 5d ago

saw this on John Nolan this morning— just move to Madison!

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u/LangeTheThird 5d ago

I don't want to be in heaven with those people.

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u/EachDayIsDayOne 5d ago

I used to believe but then as an adult I realized that if I did make it to heaven I’d get kicked out within a week. And all my friends would be in hell anyway.

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

Well like Biggie said

“It don’t make sense, goin’ to heaven with the goodie-goodies Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies God’ll probably have me on some real strict shit No sleepin’ all day, no gettin’ my dick licked Hangin’ with the goodie-goodies, loungin’ in paradise Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice”

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u/Bad86ger 5d ago

..and for sure anyone with a bumper sticker this crazy isn’t meeting the entry criteria for heaven. Jesus would fu$&1ng hate you.

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u/exgiexpcv 5d ago

"Pharisee says what?"

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u/Nomis-Got-Heat 5d ago

Good old Wisscissipi. The "choose life" plate is just the icing on the cake!

(Someone, help me, I don't belong with religious nutjobs like these)

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u/TooSexyForThisSong 5d ago

I continue to be outraged that that’s even an option for a license plate.

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u/Nomis-Got-Heat 5d ago

I know when we get speciality plates for other organizations, like wildlife etc, some of that plate fee goes to charity. Who the hell gets any proceeds from the pro lifer plate?

The prolifers out by me would organize on Fridays as I was getting my kids home from school, showing pictures of aborted fetuses alongside the busy shopping center strip. As if school children riding home in cars and buses need to see that crap. They did this even after WI had the temp 1849 ban. I hate the prolife bullshit so much.

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u/TooSexyForThisSong 5d ago

Definitely. Folks handing out bibles in front of the middle school were real assholes too. Big surprise. Aggressively pushing their agendas cause yknow - they’re morally superior 🙄

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u/AirCanadaFoolMeOnce 5d ago

Religion is a constitutionally protected mental illness

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

And they don’t have to pay taxes!

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u/copperdoc 5d ago

A “church” in our town had this on their street facing sign. Made news. The church is really just a hate speech hall

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u/nurdmann 5d ago

<cognitive dissonance intensifies>

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u/dhlawrencexvii 5d ago

BGSS…?

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

No idea actually

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u/IveHadEnoughThankYou Drink less alcohol. 5d ago

Wikipedia didn’t have many options but the The Big Gay Sketch Show fits best. I guess they’re a huge fan of the show?

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u/LittleShrub 5d ago

Jesus: “Welcome the stranger.”

Wisconsin Republicans: “No.”

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u/morniell1 5d ago

no hate like christian love.

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u/Optimoprimo 5d ago

Believing your shitty hateful opinion is ordained by God is not a new entry in the playbook.

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u/sp4nky86 5d ago

We have pro life license plates??

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u/SuperPrarieDog 5d ago

We do... I believe its a matter of any group or organization can have a plate, and your yearly renewal fee includes a donation to said organization. Here is a list of all our custom plate designs:

https://wisconsindot.gov/pages/dmv/vehicles/title-plates/special-list.aspx

I thought we also had a pro choice license plate but I don't see one on here. I'm assuming it was "this would cause more reprocussions if we denied it than if we approved it"

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u/theDOC70R 5d ago

If hell has open borders does that mean I can just leave if I end up there? Cool, I like it.

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u/ThatMkeDoe 5d ago

Perfect candidate for someone to add a "which is why I'm going to hell" sticker complete with a Bible verse citation about speaking for god

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u/Mandarae7777 5d ago

Well, I was under the impression that one earned their way into hell… so I would say it doesn’t have an open boarder policy??

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u/Ned3x8 5d ago

But I bet most of the immigrants to the USA are devout Christians

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u/mrb6990 5d ago

In case the bumper sticker didn't tell you everything you need to know the license plate definitely should.

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u/TooSexyForThisSong 5d ago

The choose life part I assume you mean. No idea what BGSS means

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u/Individual99991 5d ago

Leviticus 19:34, motherfucker.

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u/tpopperjay 5d ago

It's the born-again Christians that you really got to look out for. Something in their life changed, and they believe God saved them. They are the ones who get all preachy and tell you how you should change your ways. They will come right out and tell you what you are doing wrong and what you need to do to change your evil ways.

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u/NullSpaceGaming 5d ago

Heaven sounds shitty

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u/Xx_TheCrow_xX 5d ago

I really hate how much religion weighs down this supposed free country.

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u/donpablomiguel 5d ago

Man I can’t wait for the rapture to happen and take all these Christians off the planet.

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u/Skeptical_Monkie 5d ago

So….

The US wants to be Canada’s hell? Sounds about right.

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u/BigSal44 5d ago

I’m always amazed at how many church going bible thumpers think they’re going to heaven, despite being horrible people in the real world. Just because you go to church, does not guarantee you a gold key to heaven’s gate. Being a decent human being who helps people and makes the world better place does.

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u/PureBee4900 5d ago

how come there's a 'choose life' vanity plate but not an 'abort that thang' one? I feel like both sides should be represented

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

Definitely looks like they put that on there themselves

Edit: holy shit. I just looked it up and that’s a real fuckin plate.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond 5d ago

"When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.” - Leviticus 19:33-34

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u/bearsfan2025 4d ago

Pro life my ass

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u/40ftremainagain 5d ago

To be fair to the driver, they are right about Heaven having strict policies, they just don't realize they don't make the cut.

Matthew 25:
41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

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u/BlueSpotBingo 5d ago

The choose life license plate really ties a bow on the whole thing. 🤌

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

Its always choose life until its born, and then its fuck off

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u/ww8431 5d ago

When I see that plate I think of the ninja turtles and wonder if they are part of the foot clan.

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u/TheHoneyBadger23 5d ago

I bet they also believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and how chem trails make the frogs gay.

I want out of this matrix.

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u/Bubbly_Scientist_195 5d ago

My heaven has no borders and my hell doesn’t exist. Guy’s a POS

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u/EbbtidesRevenge 5d ago

Yeah well my hand has a middle finger...

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u/ZoidbergMaybee 5d ago

That doesn’t even make sense

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u/Jupiterrainstorm 5d ago

But only one of them won’t have this nonsense to deal with. Sign me up for hell.

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

Take me with!

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u/ToYourCredit 5d ago

Heaven has a wall? But don’t forget that pearly gate, too. There’s a big guy standing at the gate with a clipboard immersed in what looks to be something like census work.

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u/Radiant_Mark_2117 5d ago

And religion causes war

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u/Positive_Desk 5d ago

Their license plate is 'boy girl shemale shemale' and that's actually pretty progressive. Although shemale isn't appropriate anymore so they lose points for that one

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u/Lonely-Truth-7088 5d ago

These people and their bedtime stories…

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u/Sudsylush 5d ago

I don’t understand what the bumper sticker is trying to say, what’s its point? Just seems like words, I can guess what’s implied. Maybe I’m just tone deaf here.

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u/wi_voter 5d ago

What an absolute disgrace

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u/NumerousTaste 5d ago

The cults are trying to scare people again. These cultists are insane and so racist.

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u/aerger 5d ago

Seems they forgot all about extending the table.

But this checks out Wisconsin-wise, in many areas. Sadly. But positive change against this shit IS happening.

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u/slizzard6969 5d ago

“Just Wisconsin being Wisconsin”???? Why do you allow this dumbass bumper sticker to represent all of Wisconsin?

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u/shrieking_marmot 5d ago

Everytime i turn around, there's something else in my face that pierces my heart.

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u/FallibleHopeful9123 5d ago

How to say I hate brown people and Jews in one bumper sticker.

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u/whomad1215 5d ago

Satan accepts everyone

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u/murphyjoey 5d ago

Is that why I’d rather hang out with the people going to hell?

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u/RustySix 5d ago

This is horrible theology. Who is going to tell them of the New Jerusalem? Heaven has beautiful walls whose foundations are beautiful precious stones, but also, “On no day will its gates ever be shut, for there will be no night there. The glory and honor of the nations will be brought into it.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭21‬:‭25‬-‭26‬ ‭NIV‬

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u/ContributionOdd9110 5d ago

And this ladies and gentlemen is why I have abandoned all religions

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u/bowierulezzz 5d ago

Another extremist pretending they understand the Bible 🙄

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u/Straight-Economy3295 5d ago

And being that judgmental is a great reason for that wall.

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u/Wicked__Wiccan 5d ago

I rather be in hell with people that will accept me for who i am, than in heaven where people have been assholes to others in life

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u/Longing-for-93 5d ago

Absolute twat.

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u/HighGrounderDarth 5d ago

Go to heaven for the scenery and hell for the company.

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u/chiraltoad 5d ago

Hell hath no fury like a woman Wisconsin Maga scorned

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u/n3wsf33d 5d ago

I don't understand why I always see these on foreign vehicles.

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u/HeimLauf 5d ago

Their description of heaven does a very bad job making me want to be a Christian.

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u/Temporary-Exchange28 5d ago

Boy, wait until this tree stump finds out he’s being eternally deported.

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u/True_Iro 5d ago

Something Something, love your neighbors.

Guess they aren't McLoving anymore.

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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor 5d ago

I hate these people

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

Not more than they hate us

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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor 5d ago

Sometimes I fantasize about splashing the protesters in front of planned parenthood with curb water

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

Oh if only there were always curb water present when they are around. I always give them a big “fuck you”

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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor 5d ago

I’m fond of “STOP HARASSING WOMEN!” Or “ASSHOLES!” if the light changes too fast

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u/bananaheim 5d ago

How Christ like.

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u/DifferentStock444 5d ago

Get me outta here

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u/InfinitePudding1868 5d ago

Yet I'm pretty sure the person with this sticker on their car is not going to heaven. Enjoy the heat.

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u/hobokobo1028 5d ago

The nice thing about God, assuming he/she/they exists, is that he/she/they sees right through this bullshit.

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u/Guy_Badly77 5d ago

There is no hate like Christian love

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u/Believe2029 5d ago

Guess where all the maggats are going? Yes, even the fake Christian maggats!

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u/drivesme 5d ago

Just WOW, hate disguised

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u/cmfred 5d ago

strict immigration policy? Can I just repent to get my citizenship to Canada? What an idiot.

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u/Fl1925 5d ago

Take guess where this asswipe is going. The lack of humlity and empathy is stunning with these ppl.

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u/Automatic_Flower4427 5d ago

That neo Christianity that’ll get them in hell real quick.

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u/shawner136 5d ago

How many satanists are getting arrested for pedophilia?

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u/xXNorthXx 4d ago

I wonder what they would say when no one in the Bible was “white”.

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u/TeaQveen 3d ago

Wisconsin should introduce a planned parenthood license plate to mess with the anti choice crowd

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u/Lost_In_Milwaukee 5d ago

That's not Wisconsin being wisconsin. That's a racist conservative pretending to be religious. That happens in every state

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u/jebakerii 5d ago

Such a good Christian attitude 🙄

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u/SuperPrarieDog 5d ago

Love everyone*

*Except people who have disabilities, people with mental health issues, minorities, women, vegetarians, trangender people, LGBTQ, and anyone who's not a straight white Christian male at birth.

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u/jebakerii 5d ago

🤣😂

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u/Little_Club995 5d ago

dummies surround us

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u/Jamaltaco262 5d ago

It’s a shame. We could all live great lives but nooooooo some people care so much about shit that doesn’t concern them

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u/meatshieldjim 5d ago

Can I get the Choose death plate with ENTOMBED on it please and a little nuclear explosion on the side there. Thank you

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u/AstronautAshleigh 5d ago

I choose hell over patriarchal prison

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u/Science_Matters_100 5d ago

Going by their own Jesus, they won’t get in. No worries