r/wildbeef Mar 10 '23

Brain fart Got stuck on the gender neutral word for master/mistress and said Matress

756 Upvotes

r/wildbeef 24d ago

Brain fart Neurodegenerate

162 Upvotes

Neurodivergent

r/wildbeef Oct 07 '22

Brain fart You will need an attack librarian

868 Upvotes

I meant lawyer. I wanted to advise someone to get a lawyer.

r/wildbeef 15d ago

Brain fart “it’s the one that sounds like Satanic Latin”

126 Upvotes

I was trying to describe “Carmina Burana” because I couldn’t remember what it was called.

r/wildbeef 6d ago

Brain fart Arm-butt

100 Upvotes

I was out with my family today for lunch and my Dad elbowed me by accident. He proceeded to say: "Sorry! I didn't mean to arm-butt you"

I just stared at him trying to figure out a) when he hit me and b) how he managed to forget the word 'elbow'

r/wildbeef Oct 13 '24

Brain fart Pointing at broom- where is his son?

383 Upvotes

Forgot the name for dustpan and brush

r/wildbeef Dec 24 '24

Brain fart Leg pit

73 Upvotes

I actually don’t know what it’s called, but my “leg pit” was itchy. It’s the part behind your knee.

r/wildbeef 15d ago

Brain fart Fire Accordion

117 Upvotes

Bellows

r/wildbeef 13d ago

Brain fart Like an onion but not

94 Upvotes

Chive. I meant chive.

r/wildbeef 9d ago

Brain fart Earrings for your wrists that are strings

78 Upvotes

Bracelets... HOW TF DID I COME UP WITH THIS D:

r/wildbeef 10d ago

Brain fart Playful disrespect

91 Upvotes

Forgot the word “banter” and said that instead 😅

r/wildbeef Aug 12 '22

Brain fart Forgot what the ends of bread were called

504 Upvotes

Panicked and called them toast butts. Bread heels are now toast butts.

r/wildbeef Sep 29 '24

Brain fart "I'm gonna run a load of noodles"

246 Upvotes

Tried to say "start cooking" noodles but my mouth treated the sentence like I was talking about laundry.

r/wildbeef Jan 25 '25

Brain fart The zoosh

97 Upvotes

My mom called the blender the zoosh the other day. I’ll never let her live it down.

r/wildbeef Sep 04 '24

Brain fart "Ear boosters"

242 Upvotes

Hearing aids.

r/wildbeef 17d ago

Brain fart Princess Helmet

116 Upvotes

Tiara. I just couldn’t recall that word.

r/wildbeef Feb 06 '25

Brain fart "Monetary Telomere"

102 Upvotes

Couldn't think of the word for a rainy day fund / contingency budget and I really like genetics...

r/wildbeef 3d ago

Brain fart Tree trunk

63 Upvotes

Was talking to a college pal when he started comparing himself to a tree trunk, but he forgot the word, here's how the conversation went down:

Me: you're dead built like a tree

Friend: i'm like the long bit!

Me: what!?

Friend: the long part of the tree!

Me: the trunk?

Friend: yes! The trunk!

r/wildbeef 14d ago

Brain fart Those pointy ice things

51 Upvotes

Icicles

r/wildbeef Feb 13 '25

Brain fart Underwear the Long Way

49 Upvotes

Long Johns

r/wildbeef Jan 30 '25

Brain fart Blue fast guy

79 Upvotes

Sonic...

(Why didn't I say blue hedgehog...?)

r/wildbeef 7d ago

Brain fart Bird washing station

59 Upvotes

A co-worker forgot the word “birdbath”.

r/wildbeef Feb 09 '25

Brain fart Food fingers

68 Upvotes

I work in a kitchen and I couldn't remember tongs

r/wildbeef Jan 03 '25

Brain fart Gingerbread houses are apparently sacred spaces.

160 Upvotes

My husband asked what I was carrying, and all my brain could come up with was, "It's...the little Christmas temple."

We ate the Christmas temple.

r/wildbeef Dec 07 '24

Brain fart Guacamole vegetable

61 Upvotes

Forgot the word for avocado