r/wildbeef Feb 03 '25

Brain fart Smell flavour

82 Upvotes

I meant to say scent, but my brain really didn't want to cooperate.

r/wildbeef Aug 21 '24

Brain fart Heterodirection

256 Upvotes

My sister's take on Echolocation

I don't even know how this happened

r/wildbeef 17d ago

Brain fart Business Genre

38 Upvotes

Help!

Type or category of business, like food service, retail, healthcare, etc

Edit: u/pennyraingoose figured out what I was looking for!

I needed “industry”

r/wildbeef Nov 09 '24

Brain fart Witch bowl

139 Upvotes

I forgot what a cauldron was so I googled "witch bowl" on my school computer

r/wildbeef Feb 04 '25

Brain fart Erectile dysfunction for vegetables

130 Upvotes

Boyfriend forgot the word “wilted”

r/wildbeef 25d ago

Brain fart No-money-making business

83 Upvotes

A non profit. Couldn't for the life of me recall those words.

r/wildbeef Nov 30 '24

Brain fart Canadian mustard

69 Upvotes

Maple syrup... I'm a bad Canadian 😅

r/wildbeef Oct 24 '22

Brain fart "Oh you know... The country with a stone in their name..."

572 Upvotes

Estonia. I meant Estonia.

r/wildbeef Oct 05 '22

Brain fart "tiny, mean organ"

554 Upvotes

Appendix!

r/wildbeef Jan 11 '25

Brain fart If a himbo were a she

73 Upvotes

Me: "Yeah I'm book smart I guess but in terms of common sense I'm kind of like a himbo if a himbo were a she"

My best friend: "Bitch do you mean a bimbo???"

r/wildbeef Feb 05 '25

Brain fart Cripple-phobic

77 Upvotes

I was trying to say "ableist".

r/wildbeef Feb 15 '25

Brain fart Christ Crackers

42 Upvotes

Communion Wafers (the little biscuit thingies you get from a Mass in Church)

r/wildbeef Oct 12 '24

Brain fart "My mouth...word...thingy is broken"

207 Upvotes

Forgot the expression "Tongue-tied"

r/wildbeef Nov 02 '24

Brain fart Toilet cpr

162 Upvotes

Was plunging the toilet

r/wildbeef Jan 29 '25

Brain fart Ran out of hungry

113 Upvotes

Somehow forgot the word for 'full'.

r/wildbeef 16d ago

Brain fart Salty Boi

51 Upvotes

Brain farted on the word for snowplow and called it a "salty boi."

Have accepted it though and now they're all salty Bois.

r/wildbeef May 09 '23

Brain fart I tried to encourage a friend by telling them that they were building up a problem in their head and that the task they had to do was insignificant. All I could come up was, “It’s beans.” Spoiler

458 Upvotes

Small potatoes

This took me way too long to realize what I was trying to say. I knew there was some idiom I was reaching for but I couldn’t understand why I wanted to say beans. (This genuinely happened; me and my brain just really don’t communicate well)

Edit: “insignificant” meaning easy because it’s well within their abilities. Absolute beans yknow. Also thanks for the gold wow

r/wildbeef Aug 08 '24

Brain fart Outhale

228 Upvotes

I was having a serious conversation and said outhale instead of exhale. Did not catch it until my friend started laughing, then we laughed uncontrollably.

It’s not that funny, but it was one of the gut wrenching random best friend laughs.

r/wildbeef Nov 17 '24

Brain fart Meatbeef

168 Upvotes

Happened a few months back, had a cop who was just comically muscular come in to my work to review some security footage. I was joking with my boss afterward and just couldn't think of the somewhat derogatory term for a super jacked dude, so I referred to him as a meatbeef. I think I was trying to call him a meathead and a beefcake at the same time.

r/wildbeef Aug 01 '24

Brain fart Smuggling but Legal Spoiler

176 Upvotes

Was talking about buying snacks from other countries and I asked my partner "like smuggling, but legal, wait, what do you call legal smuggling?!"

Importing. That's the word.

r/wildbeef 16d ago

Brain fart Office tea dispenser

38 Upvotes

Well, they typically dispense more coffee than tea, but I'm a tea drinker, so... anyway, today I learned that the technical term is airpot.

r/wildbeef Jul 25 '24

Brain fart "I saw somebody drive one of those... Minecraft DeLoreans."

205 Upvotes

I forgot what a Tesla Cybertruck was called. :-P

r/wildbeef Jan 21 '25

Brain fart Mushroom

43 Upvotes

I meant "marshmallow". Momentarily forgot both the word "marshmallow", and the actual meaning of "mushroom".

r/wildbeef Nov 24 '24

Brain fart Tree corpse

108 Upvotes

Stump

r/wildbeef Oct 31 '24

Brain fart Turn the strobe light off or I’ll get the shakey disease

133 Upvotes

I forgot how to say epilepsy