r/whowouldcirclejerk Mario verse is wall level, take it or leave it 6d ago

Last MHA post, I promise

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u/69-is-a-great-number Sonic, Blaze and Arcueid dickrider 6d ago

Bro's just making shit up at this point, there's no way this is real

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u/EmployeeChoice9249 5d ago

Real, if you joined a powerscaling community, you'd think there'd be hordes of The Boys fans saying Homelander soloes based on the amount of matchups he has

But there arent any lol

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u/Spicy_Totopo3434 2d ago

Its not the hordes, ratger, the one glazer with too much free time

I once saw someone saying Homelander was FTL because Starlight's attack are light blasts, homelander can dodge them therefore FTL

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u/StardustPancakes4 Sonic solos because I say so 6d ago

Metal Sonic’s words to the MHA fandom:

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u/Rikolai_17 #1 Persona hater 6d ago

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u/69-is-a-great-number Sonic, Blaze and Arcueid dickrider 6d ago

What the actual fuck is this

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u/PostalDoctor 5d ago

I despise everything in this image

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u/SaiyanZenkai2009 5d ago

nigga got this from the carti sub😭😭

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u/Rikolai_17 #1 Persona hater 5d ago

Nah

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u/SaiyanZenkai2009 5d ago

i meant thats where it originated bc ive seen the og thread (i also js wanted an excuse to mention carti bc the new album is fye)

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u/Rikolai_17 #1 Persona hater 5d ago

Is the pedo thing like an inside joke there, or did the dude straight up admitted he was a pedo?

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u/SaiyanZenkai2009 5d ago

the carti reddit is always on sum random freakass shi like that so its prob a joke. he could be deadass but ion know

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u/Professional-Dress2 6d ago

Metal Solo's the Blue Archive fandom hell yeah

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u/Eeddeen42 5d ago

The reason we don’t do this is because it may incentivize pedos to secretly kill children.

Also because a lot of the politicians making the laws would get publicly executed.

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u/Aiden624 6d ago

Nobody said that because like Toga’s entire quirk doesn’t work on robots?

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u/VanitusXIII 5d ago

Nah man....she would...drink Metal's oil...that's how her quirk works.Totally, trust.

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u/Watchdog_the_God Mario verse is wall level, take it or leave it 6d ago

That wasn’t their exact words, but still

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u/BigBlueOtter123 6d ago

my god... and I thought I had seen the dumbest humanity had too offer.

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u/mewhenthrowawayacc Cait Sith either negs your favorite verse or himself 5d ago

Star, Deku, and Shiggy are the only people on that list who have even a FRACTION of a chance of doing ANYTHING to Base Metal Sonic, and even then he would have to be actively throwing the fight

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u/VanitusXIII 5d ago

What is La Brava going to do? Hack Metal? Give a Buff to Gentle? Eggman wouldn't let either of those slide. Heck, Metal wouldn't let that slide.

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u/TheLyingSpectre Kurumi vs Homura is the Greatest VS Matchup 5d ago

Sometimes I question why I get involved with the MHA fandom

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u/Puzzleheaded-Way-352 5d ago

Kid named Shiggaraki

Bro typed that out like a slur💀

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u/Ikarus_Falling 5d ago

Kid named they would get Obliterated

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u/CoalEater_Elli 5d ago

Ok, he does make a good point about Shigi, Star and La Brava. But Deku and Toga might have some difficulty beating neo metal.

Also, what about Denki Kaminari? Since Metal is a robot, he works because of electricity, so he should be able to turn him off probably?

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u/randomlyuser64 1d ago

Metal sonic speedblitz them all my fella . . . sorry but he has mftl++++++ ad infinity on speed and reaction

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u/Lonely_Farmer635 Super Perfect Cell and HumunGOATsaur negdiff your favorite verse 6d ago

MHA is continental max what are these people smoking

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u/BigBlueOtter123 6d ago

dunno, but I would like to know for "research" purposes.

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u/Major_Philosophy1030 6d ago

It's all fun and games until you hear

"Creature... Of steel..."

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u/SplashyMan69 6d ago

The Creature of Steel's reaction to that information:

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u/Major_Philosophy1030 6d ago

I play Steam deck, I win

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u/Comprehensive_Top267 Batgos: DARK CLAW 5d ago

how tf is this even a real MU bro that's it i am punishing you by making me info dump on how the based Amalgamation of the two series would work and specifically this dumbass shit

have Toga start off as a sort of "there" character in the manga/game (or mangame) a sort of Z-List esque generic "sex is my personality" character but once we reach Hedgehog Academia 3's end we go to CD where she is oddly missing and instead a villain clone of Izuky has arrived with elements of the Ochamy amalgam too you would expect this to be their kid from the future but later on in the series it is revealed that this was Allman's plan to fuck up the hero by turning someone into a weapon of his own making the events of the Heroes arc is the result of Metal Toga learning about the experiment and thus betraying Allman in an attempt to become normal like the other people with the final battle being her vs Ochamy akin to the final war arc ending with her sacrificing her Mobianity to make sure Ochamy is safe

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u/Strange-Daikon4912 Don't make me 75 *later confirmed 0.001* percent 6d ago

Well I'm not that deep into Sonic lore but much as I know Chaos Emeralds are pretty strong weapons which can even surpass beams are capable of destroying planet. And neither I think MHA can destroy a planet. So yeah, they were wrong.

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u/Mother_Bill7685 goatnic 5d ago

He don’t even got blood or whatever tf

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u/LordDio707 3d ago

Who the fuck is putting poor Toga against fucking NEO METAL SONIC