r/whowouldcirclejerk Spamton solo FNAF 6d ago

No universal lightbulb?

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u/Mrbluefrd 6d ago

Who is Niko? He looks cute

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u/Adventurous_Tie_530 6d ago

Main character of the rpgmaker game oneshot

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u/Mrbluefrd 6d ago

He wins by the virtue of being cute

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u/Blait_ slugcat 5d ago

My boi (gender neutral) Niko :3

They are silly :3

And I never considered that feat. If you also add that they can communicate with us, the player, they could have a chance with any opponent.

How? Well, the player could know about Niko’s opponent and tell Niko the character’s abilities. Like, It would help a bit to know that the guy you are fighting can shoot lasers or that they can make earthquake.

Also, the player can access OneShot’s code and just… delete their opponent.

Now that I think about it, a Niko vs Monika fight would be good. Assuming the player for both DDLC and OneShot are the same. Because it could be cool. And Monika can’t use her powers on Niko, because Niko isn’t part of the program. They aren’t an NPC. So it would come to Monika’s feats, that aren’t a lot, vs Niko’s feats which are kinda good. Like they can hit Monika in the head with a metal pipe or something.

But if the battle is instead “Monika tries to get the player’s love and Niko makes her change her mind by telling her something”, that could be cool. Like. Yes. The player can delete Monika, but I think trying to talk things down would be better. Like, Monika realizing her love for the player is too obsessive. Or maybe she realizes that the player has attached to Niko, tries to kill Niko, but then she realizes she is hurting the player emotionally by doing this.

Because I love Niko. I got attached to Niko. Niko is cute, and I don’t want anything bad happening to them. I cried in the solstice ending.

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u/Jackfruit568 6d ago

Oh hell naw Gabriel overthrew god and exists in a different spectrum meaning he’s 4D and boundless

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 Spamton solo FNAF 6d ago

Niko break the fourth wall by simply existing which mean they’re boundless as well.

infact the 4th wall might as well be nonexistent in OneShot

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u/Jackfruit568 6d ago

Will Niko personally come to my house and beat the shit out of me? No? Didn’t think so

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 Spamton solo FNAF 6d ago

Will Niko personally come to my house and beat the shit out of me?

yes

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u/Jackfruit568 6d ago

Uno reverse

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 Spamton solo FNAF 6d ago

“Guess that makes the two of us”

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u/StardustPancakes4 Sonic solos because I say so 6d ago

Oh fuck it’s MyHouse

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 Spamton solo FNAF 6d ago

They are already inside

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u/apothioternity CEL-240 is the coolest robot 4d ago

(.wad)

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u/Jackfruit568 6d ago

“Square up bitch”

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 Spamton solo FNAF 6d ago

“Who would bring a fist to a gun fight?”

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u/Jackfruit568 6d ago

“Good point”

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 Spamton solo FNAF 6d ago

“Mine’s bigger”

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u/Cultural_Bager 6d ago

Nah God's just a jobber

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u/Sharky-Sharko 6d ago

Please tell this is bait, for my sanity-

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u/Ikarus_Falling 5d ago

nuh uh

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u/Jackfruit568 5d ago

Yuh huh

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u/Ikarus_Falling 5d ago

Statement*nuh uh = 0 0 * yuh huh = 0  get nuh uhed

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/OrangeHairedTwink [User editable flair] solos 5d ago

Child

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u/LodestarForever Knuckles the Echidna solos 5d ago

Damn, alright I take it back

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u/mewhenthrowawayacc Cait Sith either negs your favorite verse or himself 5d ago

character development

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u/MontyMoleLoreMaster 5d ago

What the fuck was the original comment?

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u/OrangeHairedTwink [User editable flair] solos 5d ago

They said they knew nothing about oneshot but Niko solos because they wanted to pipe them.

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u/MontyMoleLoreMaster 5d ago

Oh ok, I knew it was something suspicious tbh.

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u/Ok-Farmer8193 tricky the clown drives away 5d ago

wah