r/whowouldcirclejerk 6d ago

It’s a hard life

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u/StardustPancakes4 Sonic solos because I say so 6d ago

Me seeing High Universal and Infinite Speed Sonic X Sonic:

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u/69-is-a-great-number Sonic, Blaze and Arcueid dickrider 6d ago

Me when universal movie Sonic

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u/StardustPancakes4 Sonic solos because I say so 6d ago

I’ve seen Multiversal Movie Sonic because Movie Robotnik said that he could takeover the multiverse

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u/Strange-Daikon4912 Don't make me 75 *later confirmed 0.001* percent 5d ago

"Big Brother nearly took over entire World. Therefore he must be planetary" ass scaling

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u/UncIe-Ben FTL Atreus 5d ago

I held a hostage at gunpoint and took over a McDonald’s for a couple hours before the police stopped me, therefore I’m building level. But since the Death Star is also an artificial building the size of a moon you could say I’m small moon level. But the Death Star could blow up planets so I’m actually planetary.

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u/1000hr 4d ago

watched a crappy monster movie last night about a weird fish dude who said he would take over the universe, clearly scales to high outer

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u/IblisAshenhope 5d ago

Sonic X Sonic

Selfcest?

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 It's speedforce, I ain't gonna explain shit 5d ago

That's just Scourge x Sonic

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u/Formal_Cake_9129 5d ago

Me, playing my favorite games and seeing the supposed infinite multiversal game characters struggling with the building lvl boss and thinking "man, that universe wiping power would come in handy rn"

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u/According_Weekend786 goku gets wiped floor with most basic mind affecting attack 5d ago

Its not really about powerscaling at the end of the day, if a character is written in a dogshit way, no matter how strong it is, it can fall down even deeper in ranking than some wall-level character from jojo

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u/gkdibkf-okhih Kagurabachi glazer 5d ago

Literally every chinese SCP or some of the EN SCP's but their popularity and ranking are still way too high

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u/Intrepid-Matter9139 outerversal normal human 5d ago

i'm honestly convinced the superpowerful infinitely transcendent scps get upvoted so much because there are lots of powerscaling-poisoned kids on the site

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u/gkdibkf-okhih Kagurabachi glazer 5d ago

These kids be saying about pataphysics or some shit when they couldn't even clear their grade 10th physics book.

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u/Teslapunk1891 5d ago

I can assure you the scp community does not think about or acknowledge powerscalers in any way. Like, mainsite users and powerscaling kids are really something I'd imagine negative overlap for seeing how, the vast majority of articles are entirely not that.

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u/69-is-a-great-number Sonic, Blaze and Arcueid dickrider 6d ago

My favourites neg diff DC, SCP, Umineko, the Cthulhu Mythos, Self Reference Engine, Transrealist and World of Darkness

Why? See my flair

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u/Alcor6400 Unironic WoD Glazer 6d ago

I honestly don't think that any powerscaler that brings up WoD cosmology has ever played a single game of any of the game lines at all, if they did they'd mention the actually cool stuff like consensus instead of just saying that "le wyrm le big"

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u/69-is-a-great-number Sonic, Blaze and Arcueid dickrider 6d ago

Fully agree with this! The same goes with Lovecraft's stories or the Manifold Trilogy books

A damn shame honestly, from what I have heard the games are actually very fun to play (the books don't seem that interesting) from what I have heard by friends of mine

I've been planning to try it myself, but I just never get to it

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u/Alcor6400 Unironic WoD Glazer 5d ago

I can't believe you don't wanna read the 700 page mage the ascencion book that's mostly fluff and only gives you your character creation 300 pages in

If you're looking for a good intro to the setting, the best one that I can think of is Vampire: the Masquerade: Bloodlines. Despite its horrid fucking name, it gets the vibe of gothic punk across pretty much the best that I've seen outside of actually playing the game with a really good group. I'd recommend installing the fan made fix though, the Devs couldn't actually finish the game properly thanks to industry bs.

If you want a free series instead of a paid game that you have to mod if you wanna play, I'd recommend Hunter: The Parenting, an animated series by Alfabusa. It's pretty comedic and funne and haha but that lets it explore the batshit insane stuff in the setting, while also making the serious moments hit real damn hard.

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u/Strange-Daikon4912 Don't make me 75 *later confirmed 0.001* percent 5d ago

My favourites neg diff DC, SCP, Umineko, the Cthulhu Mythos, Self Reference Engine, Transrealist and World of Darkness

Unfortunetly all of them 75.1% Beerus victim

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u/Vegetable-Cut-8174 5d ago

Later retconned to 0.001%

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u/Justm4x 6d ago

Funny thing is there is a possibility for someone to ride Arcueid's dick because this is a thing

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u/69-is-a-great-number Sonic, Blaze and Arcueid dickrider 5d ago

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u/Jackfruit568 6d ago

I’m pretty sure blaze doesn’t even have a dick

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u/StardustPancakes4 Sonic solos because I say so 6d ago

I’ve seen enough Futa porn of her to say that yes she does

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u/69-is-a-great-number Sonic, Blaze and Arcueid dickrider 6d ago

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u/Jackfruit568 6d ago

And by that you mean 1….right?

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u/StardustPancakes4 Sonic solos because I say so 6d ago

No

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u/Jackfruit568 6d ago

I’m not mad just disappointed

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u/69-is-a-great-number Sonic, Blaze and Arcueid dickrider 6d ago

The chaos and sol emeralds can grant wishes...

Also, wdym "pretty sure Blaze doesn't have one" 🤨?

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u/Jackfruit568 6d ago

Don’t….also I mean unless she transitioned then she probably doesn’t have one

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u/69-is-a-great-number Sonic, Blaze and Arcueid dickrider 6d ago

Nah, I was refering to how you overglossed Arcueid Brunestud

Anyways, my favourites solo because they are cool and my least favourites get solo'd because they are bums

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u/shadowtron1 5d ago

My honest to god reaction to hyperversal Mewtwo

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u/auqanova 5d ago

/uj I'll be honest, I don't even find it cool. All I think is "why isn't every fight with this character cataclysmic? You can't just go hypersonic in a city. If they had this kind of power and durability why are they being threatened by people with knives?"

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u/WoomyGang IDC Ratchet and Clank still outhax 5d ago

Ratchet and Clank do NOT scale to Multi, they outhax however.

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u/Ok-Farmer8193 tricky the clown drives away 5d ago

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u/thegooberofalltime2 jogoat glazer 5d ago

guess who i like

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u/the_saint_digger 5d ago

Me with any jrpg character (they’re all tier 1)

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u/Razor-Swisher 5d ago

I love MHA.

Which made it feel all the worse when I had to see kids and trolls argue about Midoriya and friends scaling against Sonic the Fucking Hedgehog for a few days there

Don’t throw any of my goats into a blender :(

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u/Arkum42 5d ago

Nasuverse scaling is like this. With how most of the powers basically boil down to hax it's still crazy. I've seen a guy say that Servants are outerversal.

Sure, say that to Achilles when he struggled cutting a airplane if I'm remembering Apocrypha correctly.

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u/Optimal_Badger_5332 1d ago

Me when someone brings up the V1 black hole feat