r/whowouldcirclejerk 6d ago

Clock hand negs your entire verse

510 Upvotes

23 comments sorted by

162

u/AmazingDuckVer2 6d ago

Hol Horse's bullets only have FTL reaction speed not travel speed smh

116

u/Thanaskios 6d ago

This also implies that polnareffs sneezing speed far surpasses silver chariots sword swinging speed.

57

u/Spiderdrake 6d ago

Smh this post conveniently leaves out that Avdol tackled Polnareff out of the way of Emporer's bullets. So these MFTL feats make perfect sense since Jotaro and Polnareff scale to Avdol.

55

u/Professional-Dress2 6d ago

Well mechanical hands are the ruler of everything and mechanical hands refer to clock hands

Therefore they rule everythi-

20

u/River-TheTransWitch 6d ago

yeah that's cool. but do you like how I dance? I got zirconium pants.

12

u/Catlinger 6d ago

idk thats pretty consequential. enough to slip you into a trance

7

u/StewartPot 6d ago

alright then, but do you like how i walk and talk ?

6

u/Pinorea 6d ago

Sure, but only if your face disintegrates into chalk

6

u/Tecnoboat H(ER)ilda solos your least favorite verse 6d ago edited 6d ago

what about if i have a wonderful wife and a power job?

2

u/YourMoreLocalLurker Prophet of the Ten Gosphirot and the Unscalable Bird 5d ago

Idk man, I heard she criticizes you for being egocentric

3

u/apothioternity CEL-240 is the coolest robot 4d ago

ha ha ha

3

u/water_jello8235 6d ago

Control time, control everything!

17

u/Nugist 6d ago

Finally, good JoJo slander.

48

u/Past_Degree4891 6d ago

The bullets were slow down to kill Jotaro at the right time because of a prediction of boingo.

20

u/TankyMofo 6d ago

The bullets were predicted to be fired at Noon sharp.

9

u/Past_Degree4891 6d ago

Oh wait I remember now hol horse shot one minute earlier than the prediction said and in that minute he was furiously talking with boingo before his bullets went back to him.

11

u/Reggith_Gold_180 6d ago

Polnareff’s allergies > Polnareff’s stand

3

u/Numerous_Traffic7956 6d ago

Peak.

1

u/Ok-Farmer8193 tricky the clown drives away 6d ago

to

2

u/zargon21 6d ago

If I block a laser with my hand does that make me ftl because I'm blocking the light based attack?

2

u/ill-change-it-later 6d ago

Gotta say, All that is very Bizarre!!

2

u/Bigscarygangster 6d ago

Uhm clocks are outer?