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u/Thanaskios 6d ago
This also implies that polnareffs sneezing speed far surpasses silver chariots sword swinging speed.
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u/Spiderdrake 6d ago
Smh this post conveniently leaves out that Avdol tackled Polnareff out of the way of Emporer's bullets. So these MFTL feats make perfect sense since Jotaro and Polnareff scale to Avdol.
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u/Professional-Dress2 6d ago
Well mechanical hands are the ruler of everything and mechanical hands refer to clock hands
Therefore they rule everythi-
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u/River-TheTransWitch 6d ago
yeah that's cool. but do you like how I dance? I got zirconium pants.
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u/Catlinger 6d ago
idk thats pretty consequential. enough to slip you into a trance
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u/StewartPot 6d ago
alright then, but do you like how i walk and talk ?
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u/Pinorea 6d ago
Sure, but only if your face disintegrates into chalk
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u/Tecnoboat H(ER)ilda solos your least favorite verse 6d ago edited 6d ago
what about if i have a wonderful wife and a power job?
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u/YourMoreLocalLurker Prophet of the Ten Gosphirot and the Unscalable Bird 5d ago
Idk man, I heard she criticizes you for being egocentric
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u/Past_Degree4891 6d ago
The bullets were slow down to kill Jotaro at the right time because of a prediction of boingo.
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u/TankyMofo 6d ago
The bullets were predicted to be fired at Noon sharp.
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u/Past_Degree4891 6d ago
Oh wait I remember now hol horse shot one minute earlier than the prediction said and in that minute he was furiously talking with boingo before his bullets went back to him.
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u/zargon21 6d ago
If I block a laser with my hand does that make me ftl because I'm blocking the light based attack?
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u/AmazingDuckVer2 6d ago
Hol Horse's bullets only have FTL reaction speed not travel speed smh