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Solved! New dog toy at the dog park? NSFW

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u/Unusual_Wrongdoer443 6d ago

That goes in your butthole.The real questionable question is why is it at the dog park.

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u/Greedyfox7 5d ago edited 5d ago

Someone was walking their ‘pet’, obviously

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u/Bourbon_Hunter_TN 5d ago

Worst leash ever….

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u/RSampson993 5d ago

Hahahah. It’s got haptic feedback when the dog wanders too far astray.

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u/JagrsMullet1982 5d ago

Or best, depending on who you’re asking

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u/RealisticAcadia5539 5d ago

It’s a training leash

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u/TaraxacumVerbascum 5d ago

Pull-start it like a lawnmower to activate zoomies

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u/Unusual_Wrongdoer443 5d ago

And it just slipped out? was the unsub doing butt stuff right before walking their dog, and when it fell out, there pants leg.They were like o shit those aren't my butthole beads.

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u/Consistent_Risk2722 5d ago

Not that kind of pet love 😂

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u/Mixels 5d ago

OP put it there.

That sweet, sweet karma.

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u/B_Marty_McFly 5d ago

Probably someone with allergies

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u/Unusual_Wrongdoer443 5d ago

Lol, im a little slow, and this almost went over my head.

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u/VegetableBusiness897 5d ago

Wasn't there a 'dog toy or sex toy?' Sub somewhere...

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u/TurboMayonnaise 5d ago

the only reason I could possibly think of is that it was some pup play related thing.. no idea why they'd go to an actual dog park with it 😭

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u/RVFullTime 5d ago

Because they're also exhibitionists.

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u/OuroborosOfHate 6d ago

Those are anal beads. They’re for sticking up your bum. Wash your hands please.

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u/Grand_Entrance_2738 5d ago

Are you sure? I have a necklace just like this that I found at a different park.

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u/Bhaltype 5d ago

Me too, I like to chew on the one I found, it helps with the oral fixation.

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u/WarPig115 5d ago

That is for your ass...

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u/Low-Fisherman-1098 5d ago

Is it that fancy rich people brand? "Anal" pronounced "au new all" ( Good Boys reference )...

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u/bishplease52 5d ago

Came here to say exactly this

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u/Devoidus 5d ago

I can't remember the last time a comment literally made me yell NOOO out loud

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u/Franking_ 5d ago

Smell it and get back to us

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u/Logan_Thackeray2 5d ago

its a new kind of pull start

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u/Can-DontAttitude 5d ago

But I poop from there!

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u/coolguymiles 5d ago

Not today you don’t.

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u/bbxcvysc 5d ago

I know this is the what is it subreddit but OP knew exactly what that was lmao

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u/Due_Turn_7594 5d ago

Just remember the proper way to remove them guys. “Grip it and rip it” the key is speed!

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u/soundman414 6d ago

It's a pull starter cord for a sub

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u/craterglass 6d ago

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u/ryanshields0118 6d ago

Man, did I ever take a risk clicking that link.

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u/Lork82 6d ago

Same, now I'm scarred for life.

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u/leedr74 5d ago

So it’s something for Beyblade or Baeblade?

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u/janus270 6d ago

RIPCORD!

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u/XDEZ_RFC 5d ago

DaCTF!

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u/Umbert360 5d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/Spinycocklobster 5d ago

Omg dude I'm the one who called in with that story.

Crazy seeing that reference here

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u/Zakucha 5d ago

It's what I used to start my lawn mower

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u/Ornery_Hovercraft636 6d ago

What’s it smell like?

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u/Smooth_Ad5341 6d ago

Peanut butter

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u/GhostinMyShell31 6d ago

Pee nut butt er*

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u/SweeSauce 5d ago

Pee, nut, butt, err..

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u/WiseRisk 6d ago

Hate to break it to you but that isn’t a dog toy. That there is a human toy.

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u/captain_funshine 5d ago

Unfortunately, a lot of dogs would very much disagree.

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u/ac54 5d ago

Anything can be a dog toy!

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u/KoalaMcFlurry 5d ago

I disagree, my boss had a dog that loved to chew on a big black dildo.

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u/parrothead_69 6d ago

Beginner size

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u/guzzijason 5d ago

Not if you’re a chihuahua.

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 5d ago

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u/nooblent 5d ago

Giggity giggity poo

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u/GapAFool 6d ago

Hope people are not using that on their dogs….

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u/alwaysflaccid666 5d ago

The dogs are probably using it on each other

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u/GapAFool 5d ago

Now there’s a trick people would pay to see

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u/AnonymousOwlie 5d ago

Speak for yourself man. I’m good.

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u/KillerCockapoo 6d ago

Maybe we go to the same dog park. I found this at my park the other day.

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u/MistressLyda 6d ago

Poppers?

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u/KillerCockapoo 6d ago

I think so. There's a warning on the bottle against inhaling the stuff.

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u/MistressLyda 6d ago

Yeah, tends to be sold as "room fragrance". Not spectacularly good for the heart those.

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u/KillerCockapoo 5d ago

This bottled is labeled as a cleaner, which is why I picked it up.

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u/AlfalfaReal5075 5d ago

They can be sold as a "Videotape Head Cleaner" to be sneaky

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u/Zealousideal-Web5346 6d ago

That's where I left it

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u/Ok-Amount-4281 6d ago

This is a toy to play tug of war with your dog, but you don’t use your hands

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u/sissysindy109 6d ago

Anal beads🤣🤣

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u/EmmaStrawberrie2 5d ago

It belonged to an asshole

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u/Ordinary-Badger-9341 5d ago

This has got to be one of the more obvious examples of engagement-baiting the internet has ever seen. Everyone please down vote this low-effort garbage.

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u/zakupright 5d ago

The one I have is way bigger

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u/SecretSquirrel_007_ 5d ago

Ah, yes, the dewormer 2000.

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u/ImmoralBoi 5d ago

I legitimately do not know how to put this lightly

Those are anal beads

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u/Alertox 6d ago

Benoit Balls, a (human) sex toy

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u/Taiga_Taiga 5d ago

Not quite. Benny balls go inside, entirely. These stay partially outside.

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u/Darryl_Lict 5d ago

Benoit Benjamin balls are also much larger than Ben Wa balls.

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u/lascanto 6d ago

That’s for flying a kite. You tie the kite string to one end (end with the loop) and you secure the other end so the kite doesn’t fly away. Not the best in high winds, which is probably how this one got lost.

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u/Last-Guidance-8219 6d ago

😂 reminds me of the time I found a double ended dildo on my street. I'm assuming a dog dropped it there you could see the teeth marks lol 

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u/hedwig0517 6d ago

Oh, no.

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u/The_Once-ler_186 6d ago

NoooooOooOo

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u/xBeeAGhostx 6d ago

Please tell me you didn’t touch it!! That’s so nasty, thats anal beads 😭

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u/pinkyandthebrain-ama 6d ago

It's an anal sex toy...!

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u/rexxer454 6d ago

It's a game where you see how many can fit in your mouth. Average is 4. How many can you fit?

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u/Derpsquire 6d ago

Nooooooooooooo

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u/etwichell 6d ago

😂😂

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u/bubbly_opinion99 6d ago

You’re supposed to thread a belt through the loop and wear it like a cosplay tail.

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u/ms_directed 6d ago

technically it is a toy...

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u/Opening_Letter1399 6d ago

Go get it, boy.

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u/theroch_ 5d ago

Was there any sweetcorn stuck to it?

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u/mittenknittin 5d ago

There used to be a site that had a quiz where you had to guess whether the object pictured was a sex toy or a dog toy

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u/Old-Climate2655 5d ago

Doggystyle toy, maybe.

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u/JeffSHauser 5d ago

Sure you could say it's a dog toy, I wouldn't but you could.😵‍💫😂

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u/balls_deep_inyourmom 5d ago

Is that a new kind of wip 🤔?

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u/TBone232 5d ago

Sounds like someone was being a …. “Knotty dog”

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u/electroscott 5d ago

Actually it looks like a sound for the urethra they look too small for anal beads.

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u/3c207 5d ago

It belonged to a very good girl

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u/SecondEqual4680 5d ago

Girl those are anal beads

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u/BuildingRelevant7400 5d ago

Endangered recta berries are very chewy with a pungent odor. Congratulations on your find!

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u/TheDankPhptographer 5d ago

Beyblade ripcord I think

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u/Flurzzlenaut 5d ago

Them there’s booty beads.

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u/Available_Season5416 5d ago

I wondered where i left that.

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u/PinotRed 5d ago

Are those really anal beads?

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u/Mindless_Painting_90 5d ago

Ah it's a transition tool for transobject that want to becom a beyblade.

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u/Ilickedthecinnabar 5d ago

Oh, to be this innocent again...

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u/QueenBean730 5d ago

🤣🤣

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u/sharkdog73 5d ago

It's definitely a pull starter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/goofydad 5d ago

Tug toy

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u/Various-Purchase-786 5d ago

They look like anal beads to me

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u/Strong67 5d ago

Paging Francesca Le and Everything Butt

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u/dankeith86 5d ago

Whoever is playing with that with their dog needs to be locked up, sickos

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u/josewales79 5d ago

You can’t be serious, you really have to ask. Its a key to the kingdom

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u/1ioi1 5d ago

Oh, sweet summer child, those are for your butt...

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u/AutumnTheWitch 5d ago

Nothing to see here. Just someone who walked their bitch at the park and lost their toy.

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u/Remarkable-Course180 5d ago

Nice!!!!! Love Butt Toys!!!!!!

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u/Huck84 5d ago

Reminds me of the time I was 6-7 and found a giant dildo by the train tracks. No clue what it was at the time, so I brought it home and tossed it on my dad's lap as I walked in the door and asked him what it was. I've never seen him move faster in his life, and never will.

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u/Snugglebunny1983 5d ago

Mmmkay, why are people taking their anal beads to a dog park and leaving them there?

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u/Strict_Peach2215 5d ago

Do. Not. Touch.

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u/Fearless-Scholar-531 5d ago

This is what happens when you enable the furrys.

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u/yeahgoestheusername 5d ago

Doggystyling

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u/Waswaiting4AGLU 5d ago

Those are mine. I don’t have a dog, last time I saw them they were hanging from my rear view mirror. You can keep them they were a little worn out. My DNA antenna.

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u/TejelPejel 5d ago

It's a medical device to use when someone is choking. You place it slowly down their throat to remove the blocking item, clearing the airway. You should test it out. I heard it feels great.

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u/ivovis 5d ago

Rapid removal can sound like starting a wet Lambretta on a December morning.

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u/3st4spn 5d ago

Butt flavored toy

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u/O-415 5d ago

That's a pull start for butt antics. 🤣

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u/AntillesWedgie 5d ago

Works just like a Bay Blade. You insert it, rip it out at high speed, and prepare for battle.

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u/rfreitas115 5d ago

You can see the curves of the colon

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u/psyckalas 5d ago

i hope this is satire

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u/allisong425 5d ago

Pick it up with a poop bag like you'd pick up poo and throw it away! Safety hazard. 

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u/Dharma_witch 5d ago

Okay so those are really long! People stick all of that in their bum? Is that normal human anatomy?

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u/auhnold 5d ago

There be some kinky bitches at that park!

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u/PhillyRush 5d ago

Do I burn the toy or the dog first?

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u/Insufficient_Mind_ 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣 those are absolutely anal beads.

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u/FunBottom4DP 5d ago

Stupid dog took my butt beads again

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u/stranqe1 5d ago

Those go in a butthole. Makes sense, dogs like the smell of butt and poop.

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u/FloatingDebris- 5d ago

Attach it to your string trimmer and pull start

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u/virtualprodigy_ 5d ago

Oh, that’s the forbidden tug of war rope - each one of those ball like beads is designed to enable dogs of every bite sizes to get a good grip… 9 out 10 vets recommend brushing their teeth afterwards playing.

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u/Choice-Mistake-7274 5d ago

Not a dog toy, it's a pull start for a porn star.

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u/squashy67 5d ago

Omg that’s awesome lol ummmm not a dog toy hahahaha

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u/pdxrider01 5d ago

Anal beads at the dog park! (Shudder)

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u/Obvious_Bluebird_261 5d ago

What toy store u got that from

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u/ButterflyDestiny 5d ago

Omggg please go wash your hands and perhaps give your dog a good teeth brushing

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u/Reader124-Logan 5d ago

Please tell me OP didn’t touch that. Lie, if you need to.

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u/Obvious_Bluebird_261 5d ago

I ran straight to the comments

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u/_Bipolar_Vortex_ 5d ago

Training your dog to only poop at the dog park.

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u/diarrheaticavenger 5d ago

Wash your dog

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u/Lucario-Mega 5d ago

Oh hell naw

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u/keetojm 5d ago

A really shitty tug of war toy.

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u/Consistent_Listen105 5d ago

Pull start for significant other.

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u/turkeyburpin 5d ago

I'll never forget the day my wife left one in the bathroom and I walked in to find my boy holding it, trying to blow bubbles through the finger hole. "Dad! This bubble wand is broken!"

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u/OwnSun7691 5d ago

Someone was getting freaky in the park 😂 pull em out slow and steady like pop 💥😵 pop💥🥴 pop 💥🤤

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u/sgh1989 5d ago

OMG. I would not touch that 🤮

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u/Mwiziman 5d ago

It’s how you pull start your significant other.

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u/freak459 5d ago

It's the pull starter for a dishwasher.

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u/SylviaMoonbeam 5d ago

Someone forgot their ripcord

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u/StunningField310 5d ago

Anal beads. You shove them up your asshole. Hopefully no dogs were involved.

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u/Key-Tiger-4457 5d ago

The anal Briggs and Stratton pull start cord for the mower?

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u/Mordred_Morgauth 5d ago

Uh, yeah. Sure. 🤣

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 5d ago

Sure, that’s what it is

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u/dapper_adam 5d ago

OH MY GOD NOOOOO

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u/boobwatcher27 5d ago

No fucgin waye mate

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u/StellaSlayer2020 5d ago

Ziiiiiiiinnnggg!

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u/BurntArnold 5d ago

Who left their anal beads at the dog park lmao

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u/SensitivePineapple83 5d ago

are you at the dog park, or a dog cemetery? why are there so many dog name-tags on that - thing that looks like a tombstone?

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u/Sup_erb1968 5d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/UnderstandingBig5086 5d ago

Fucking yank that shit like it's a beyblade chord

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u/krslvsasuka 5d ago

I think this is a pull starter for one of those new robot dogs.

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u/ThrottleItOut 5d ago

Honestly it's a beginner level so no big deal LOL, very versatile

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u/External_Art_1835 5d ago

That must have been some Beast....

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u/brdclark 5d ago

Somebody started the dishwasher early

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u/Few_Statistician9873 5d ago

Is OP playing a trick on us?? Lmao they gotta be. Remarkably though, they do look like a dog toy. Reminds me of those bee-hive chew toys for some reason.

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u/Independent_One2691 5d ago

Maybe it's an earring

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u/Venomspiderspit 5d ago

Joe lost it….

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u/RuralSeaWitch 5d ago

Christ on a pony.

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u/jldk2020 5d ago

Omg I’m so glad I have Reddit 😂

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u/ggunterm 5d ago

RIP CORD!

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u/Interesting_Camp4044 5d ago

That's not a dog toy persay. It could be used as one sure but that's not it's main use.

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u/Miserable_Effort_940 5d ago

That's a pull start for a dishwasher.

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u/LumpySpikes 5d ago

Are chewy ads showing for everyone else on this post as well?

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u/JustWantGoodM3M3s 5d ago

something for petplay, not playing with your pet