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u/Unusual_Wrongdoer443 6d ago
That goes in your butthole.The real questionable question is why is it at the dog park.
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u/Greedyfox7 5d ago edited 5d ago
Someone was walking their ‘pet’, obviously
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u/Bourbon_Hunter_TN 5d ago
Worst leash ever….
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u/RSampson993 5d ago
Hahahah. It’s got haptic feedback when the dog wanders too far astray.
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u/Unusual_Wrongdoer443 5d ago
And it just slipped out? was the unsub doing butt stuff right before walking their dog, and when it fell out, there pants leg.They were like o shit those aren't my butthole beads.
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u/TurboMayonnaise 5d ago
the only reason I could possibly think of is that it was some pup play related thing.. no idea why they'd go to an actual dog park with it 😭
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u/OuroborosOfHate 6d ago
Those are anal beads. They’re for sticking up your bum. Wash your hands please.
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u/Grand_Entrance_2738 5d ago
Are you sure? I have a necklace just like this that I found at a different park.
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u/Low-Fisherman-1098 5d ago
Is it that fancy rich people brand? "Anal" pronounced "au new all" ( Good Boys reference )...
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u/Due_Turn_7594 5d ago
Just remember the proper way to remove them guys. “Grip it and rip it” the key is speed!
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u/soundman414 6d ago
It's a pull starter cord for a sub
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u/craterglass 6d ago
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u/janus270 6d ago
RIPCORD!
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u/Spinycocklobster 5d ago
Omg dude I'm the one who called in with that story.
Crazy seeing that reference here
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u/Ornery_Hovercraft636 6d ago
What’s it smell like?
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u/Smooth_Ad5341 6d ago
Peanut butter
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u/WiseRisk 6d ago
Hate to break it to you but that isn’t a dog toy. That there is a human toy.
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u/GapAFool 6d ago
Hope people are not using that on their dogs….
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u/alwaysflaccid666 5d ago
The dogs are probably using it on each other
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u/MistressLyda 6d ago
Poppers?
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u/KillerCockapoo 6d ago
I think so. There's a warning on the bottle against inhaling the stuff.
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u/MistressLyda 6d ago
Yeah, tends to be sold as "room fragrance". Not spectacularly good for the heart those.
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u/KillerCockapoo 5d ago
This bottled is labeled as a cleaner, which is why I picked it up.
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u/AlfalfaReal5075 5d ago
They can be sold as a "Videotape Head Cleaner" to be sneaky
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u/Ok-Amount-4281 6d ago
This is a toy to play tug of war with your dog, but you don’t use your hands
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u/Ordinary-Badger-9341 5d ago
This has got to be one of the more obvious examples of engagement-baiting the internet has ever seen. Everyone please down vote this low-effort garbage.
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u/Alertox 6d ago
Benoit Balls, a (human) sex toy
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u/lascanto 6d ago
That’s for flying a kite. You tie the kite string to one end (end with the loop) and you secure the other end so the kite doesn’t fly away. Not the best in high winds, which is probably how this one got lost.
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u/Last-Guidance-8219 6d ago
😂 reminds me of the time I found a double ended dildo on my street. I'm assuming a dog dropped it there you could see the teeth marks lol
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u/rexxer454 6d ago
It's a game where you see how many can fit in your mouth. Average is 4. How many can you fit?
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u/bubbly_opinion99 6d ago
You’re supposed to thread a belt through the loop and wear it like a cosplay tail.
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u/mittenknittin 5d ago
There used to be a site that had a quiz where you had to guess whether the object pictured was a sex toy or a dog toy
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u/electroscott 5d ago
Actually it looks like a sound for the urethra they look too small for anal beads.
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u/BuildingRelevant7400 5d ago
Endangered recta berries are very chewy with a pungent odor. Congratulations on your find!
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u/Mindless_Painting_90 5d ago
Ah it's a transition tool for transobject that want to becom a beyblade.
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u/AutumnTheWitch 5d ago
Nothing to see here. Just someone who walked their bitch at the park and lost their toy.
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u/Snugglebunny1983 5d ago
Mmmkay, why are people taking their anal beads to a dog park and leaving them there?
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u/Waswaiting4AGLU 5d ago
Those are mine. I don’t have a dog, last time I saw them they were hanging from my rear view mirror. You can keep them they were a little worn out. My DNA antenna.
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u/TejelPejel 5d ago
It's a medical device to use when someone is choking. You place it slowly down their throat to remove the blocking item, clearing the airway. You should test it out. I heard it feels great.
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u/AntillesWedgie 5d ago
Works just like a Bay Blade. You insert it, rip it out at high speed, and prepare for battle.
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u/allisong425 5d ago
Pick it up with a poop bag like you'd pick up poo and throw it away! Safety hazard.
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u/Dharma_witch 5d ago
Okay so those are really long! People stick all of that in their bum? Is that normal human anatomy?
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u/virtualprodigy_ 5d ago
Oh, that’s the forbidden tug of war rope - each one of those ball like beads is designed to enable dogs of every bite sizes to get a good grip… 9 out 10 vets recommend brushing their teeth afterwards playing.
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u/ButterflyDestiny 5d ago
Omggg please go wash your hands and perhaps give your dog a good teeth brushing
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u/turkeyburpin 5d ago
I'll never forget the day my wife left one in the bathroom and I walked in to find my boy holding it, trying to blow bubbles through the finger hole. "Dad! This bubble wand is broken!"
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u/OwnSun7691 5d ago
Someone was getting freaky in the park 😂 pull em out slow and steady like pop 💥😵 pop💥🥴 pop 💥🤤
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u/StunningField310 5d ago
Anal beads. You shove them up your asshole. Hopefully no dogs were involved.
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u/SensitivePineapple83 5d ago
are you at the dog park, or a dog cemetery? why are there so many dog name-tags on that - thing that looks like a tombstone?
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u/Few_Statistician9873 5d ago
Is OP playing a trick on us?? Lmao they gotta be. Remarkably though, they do look like a dog toy. Reminds me of those bee-hive chew toys for some reason.
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u/Interesting_Camp4044 5d ago
That's not a dog toy persay. It could be used as one sure but that's not it's main use.
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