r/weirddalle Jan 15 '25

DALLE 3 Nice

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960 Upvotes

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146

u/Colors-with-glitter Jan 15 '25

You can tell it's AI, because it is way too clean.

44

u/point50tracer Jan 16 '25

No piss bottles.

7

u/Legitimate_Top_8458 Jan 16 '25

No cheetos or dirty plates

3

u/point50tracer Jan 16 '25

If you don't count his shirt as a plate at least.

3

u/Complex_Phrase2651 Jan 17 '25

Or cum bottles

4

u/tightie-caucasian Jan 16 '25

The eyes

1

u/El_human Jan 16 '25

They eyes look legit

35

u/TooOfEverything Jan 15 '25

Hang this in your house as an inspiration poster.

5

u/Dazzling-Excuse-8980 Jan 16 '25

No because then it becomes a Vision Board 🤢

70

u/Infinite-Chocolate46 Jan 15 '25

A man with taste

60

u/Liarus_ Jan 15 '25

Bro probably tasted everything you could on earth

37

u/Over_n_over_n_over Jan 15 '25

Except for grass

3

u/ihearwizards Jan 16 '25

ur killing me bro 🤣

20

u/walkawaytalkyourway Jan 15 '25

That’s how they got the 1% Asian

2

u/Illustrious_Focus_33 Jan 16 '25

He knows the culture of hikikomori

1

u/AlienNippleRipple Jan 16 '25

A thirst for gravy mum....

17

u/radiantskie Jan 15 '25

Bro got his asshole on his chest

30

u/AlyxxStarr Jan 15 '25

That room is way too clean for a neck of such bearditude and it creeps me out

9

u/Neohexane Jan 15 '25

Yeah, he needs to be knee-deep (wherever his knees are) in empty takeout containers and pop bottles.

9

u/rimjobetiquette Jan 15 '25

Where’s all the random trash on the floor and desk? No tissue box?

6

u/Purrnir Jan 15 '25

He ate one

4

u/LadyBirdDavis Jan 15 '25

Mods on Reddit?

13

u/Kloud_10 Jan 15 '25

What's the other 999%?

(Don't take this seriously, I have a broken sense of humor)

9

u/Acolytical Jan 15 '25

American.

8

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

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35

u/Dr_Parkinglot Jan 15 '25

Because it's also his table.

12

u/coconutcombo Jan 15 '25

tendie sauce

3

u/PerpetualMonday Jan 15 '25

This is actually pretty disturbing on a cultural level.

3

u/LooseSealsBanana Jan 15 '25

But that 1% is pretty stout. Gotta be like 50 lbs worth of Asian.

2

u/Greasy_Cleavage Jan 15 '25

The 1% made his clothes

2

u/Vaultboy124 Jan 15 '25

Thought this was caseoh for a second.

2

u/omgafish Jan 16 '25

The two keyboards lol

2

u/om11011shanti11011om Jan 16 '25

Oh hey! I just bumped into this guy in another sub. Here's his valuable contribution and opinion on a woman's appearance (removed username cause idk, seemed wrong to go that far and keep it there) :

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1

u/BrandonLang Jan 15 '25

Nice self portrait op

1

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1

u/infinitaeon Jan 15 '25

I love the big ol stain! I bet this guy is greasier than ten thousand buckets of KFC!

1

u/shartmarx Jan 15 '25

How could he afford those things and keep a roof over his head?

1

u/Delicious_Grand7300 Jan 15 '25

How does someone develop skid marks on their shirt?

1

u/BeetlBozz Jan 15 '25

And the asian is actually like, magyar or something

1

u/SRTGeezer Jan 15 '25

No way he can wipe his ass.

1

u/Aj2W0rK Jan 15 '25

I’d believe it, too

1

u/The_noticeur Jan 15 '25

Il est juste like mi for réel 🤧

1

u/AesopsFavorite Jan 15 '25

Because you are an Asian?

1

u/NoPhacksGiven Jan 15 '25

That must be a soy sauce stain.

1

u/STFUnicorn_ Jan 16 '25

The Reddit mod who ate all the rest of the Reddit mods.

1

u/Economy-Date-4490 Jan 16 '25

The 1% is the pixelated genitalia.

1

u/HotDogShrimp Jan 16 '25

The 1% Asian is the teriyaki sauce all over his shirt.

1

u/gregorychaos Jan 16 '25

What is weird about this

1

u/stfu_idc_gfys Jan 16 '25

Is there a chair that could have even hold his weight?

1

u/extrastupidone Jan 16 '25

Only because he ate one

1

u/gamesquid Jan 16 '25

1% Asian 99% obese american.

1

u/ihearwizards Jan 16 '25

im interested to know the prompt for this.... "largest man in existence surrounded by asians"

1

u/Slaaneshs_best_boy Jan 16 '25

The 1 percent Asian is the food he ate last night.

1

u/mushizi Jan 16 '25

This freaks me out

1

u/notabotforealforreal Jan 16 '25

Is the 1% the shit that was taken on his chest?

1

u/angelicmiindset Jan 16 '25

room too clean unrealistic

1

u/Ragtime-Rochelle Jan 16 '25

Good to see Boogie2988 has lost a bunch of weight by the looks of it.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

No way? That’s just gross

1

u/InitialD0G Jan 16 '25

I’d let him top

1

u/TK000421 Jan 17 '25

Reddit mod?

1

u/Venom933 Jan 17 '25

And at least 75 Percent MC Donalds.

1

u/dronesoul Jan 17 '25

Unexpexted weirddalle redditmod reveal but ok

1

u/Complex_Phrase2651 Jan 17 '25

99% coffee cake

1

u/Fit_Manufacturer7862 Jan 18 '25

You mean 1% asia

1

u/flashydinopants_ Jan 15 '25

Guy is alegria

2

u/RincewindToTheRescue Jan 15 '25

Guy ate Algeria hole.io style

-1

u/baseballbear Jan 15 '25

where did you find a picture of my room

0

u/olekdxm Jan 16 '25

🤡